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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
cool it's literally the island from far cry 3 except with less wildlife and more fat people

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Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

doctorfrog posted:

I'm a huge dope when it comes to economics, because I can't figure out how with 90% unemployment, the population doesn't just starve to death, unless there's some kind of subsistence farming or hunting and gathering going on (pass the boiled dog?) that isn't mentioned in the Wikipedia article. Does Australia just ship a bunch of food and old clothes there or something?

The country lives off 1) phosphate mining royalties designated to their respective land holders, which is the government https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru_Phosphate_Royalties_Trust , and 2) Australian government paying blood money (ie. raping the economy of Nauru) to host its asylum seekers who are 90+% legitimate escaping persecution from their country of origin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru_Regional_Processing_Centre

I hope I brightened up your day :)

part 2 of my Nauru doco to come very soon (unless I am put in Australian jail for 'whistle-blowing' for 2 years as the authoritarian law indicates. Jokes on them, I live in Iraq, a much less authoritarian regime.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Does Australia or Nauru monitor the internet for criticism of their human rights abuse prisons for nonwhite asylum seekers?

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

So, it sounds like your average Nauru just basically gets money for nothing, and though it's not a lot, it's enough to

quote:

In Nauru, a popular snack is a whole fried chicken, washed down with a bucket-sized beaker of Coke.
source: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/fat-of-the-land-nauru-tops-obesity-league-2169418.html

I bet there's a huge plague of depression. No jobs, nothing to do, a whole country of people basically on welfare, so yeah, you're gonna spend your guano cash to eat garbage, drink crap, get fat, and sink into a spiral. Christ.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Jack Gladney posted:

Does Australia or Nauru monitor the internet for criticism of their human rights abuse prisons for nonwhite asylum seekers?

Unequivocally yes. But Australia ASIO and border farce are a bunch of cunts, so no one cares.

nockturne posted:

This needs more attention, because if we're going to talk about Nauru we need to have a little chat about how hosed up the refugee situation is in Australia:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-02/refugee-set-himself-on-fire-after-unhcr-meeting:-asylum-seekers/7377396

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-02/omid-masoumali-without-proper-medical-care-for-hours,-says-wife/7374884

And my favourite moment in the whole poo poo-show, our Immigration Minister Peter Dutton's comments that it was all the fault of people who criticise the current system:

http://theconversation.com/self-immolation-incidents-on-nauru-are-acts-of-hopeful-despair-58791

No idea why people would be criticising the government's policy! Ten more years in that hellhole! It's practically an extended island holiday for them!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru_Regional_Processing_Centre

There are kids in that place.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-04/about-90-children-to-be-returned-to-nauru-peter-dutton-says/7297320

It particularly great being a female refugee on Nauru!

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/government-has-until-sunday-to-arrange-refugees-abortion-20160510-goqrhh.html

I am loving ashamed to be Australian right now.

Oh, this will all be in my final post in this thread, don't worry.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

Lascivious Sloth posted:

The country lives off 1) phosphate mining royalties designated to their respective land holders, which is the government https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru_Phosphate_Royalties_Trust , and 2) Australian government paying blood money (ie. raping the economy of Nauru) to host its asylum seekers who are 90+% legitimate escaping persecution from their country of origin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru_Regional_Processing_Centre

I hope I brightened up your day :)

part 2 of my Nauru doco to come very soon (unless I am put in Australian jail for 'whistle-blowing' for 2 years as the authoritarian law indicates. Jokes on them, I live in Iraq, a much less authoritarian regime.
I never thought of it this way, but to convert this to American terms, it's like us sending a combination of Mexicans just looking for jobs and Syrian refugees to a really big and hot Gitmo, because gently caress 'em.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

doctorfrog posted:

I never thought of it this way, but to convert this to American terms, it's like us sending a combination of Mexicans just looking for jobs and Syrian refugees to a really big and hot Gitmo, because gently caress 'em.

Yeah, it's like sending families (with children), who are seeking asylum, to Gitmo. Except, if it was Gitmo there would be more international and Australian outrage. It's actually a really insidious detention. And it hasn't had any effect. Australia spends more on running these centres for about 3000 people than the UN spends on all of refugees in South East Asia. Australians are loving dumb cunts to be honest.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Unequivocally yes. But Australia ASIO and border farce are a bunch of cunts, so no one cares.


Oh, this will all be in my final post in this thread, don't worry.

I just read about this on humanrightswatch. Dear Australian thought police, I am an American and I enjoy calling you cunts for sending human beings to miserable deaths and torture because they aren't white enough for you. I hope you choke on the next kangaroo you drunkenly slaughter and cook over a gas barrel fire.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Thank you Lascivious Sloth.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Jack Gladney posted:

I just read about this on humanrightswatch. Dear Australian thought police, I am an American and I enjoy calling you cunts for sending human beings to miserable deaths and torture because they aren't white enough for you. I hope you choke on the next kangaroo you drunkenly slaughter and cook over a gas barrel fire.

Seconded.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Wow you have a lot of pics. Did you sell your story or tell the un or something? Christ on a cracker, that's bad poo poo going on. Why does no one care?

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


lol if you care about the third world grifters australia sends there. europe could learn some things from this.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

You know who else solved a problem by sending certain kinds of people away to camps? It sounds like Australia learned a thing or two from Europe.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
Because if you whistle-blow in this 'detention centre' you are proper hosed. Australian government will convict you of whistle-blowing. My friends were walked off island on the precipice of 'inciting insurrection' among the asylum seekers. All were recently exonerated that there was no basis of them inciting any protest or self harm (durrrr). All of them were provided recompense. The minister of immigration still did not apologise, even though that was part of the decision by our courts. what a oval office.

We have had a royal commission into the abuse of children in detention, for which I submitted anonymously. Yet, whilst everything was proved that children are being raped and abused and psychologically destroyed in detention over years and years, the government does not react or care. :)

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm guessing about 20% of the colonial infrastructure is made of asbestos.

It's that kind of place.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Jesus Christ. gently caress Australia.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


yes, Australia should be doing more to help people from war-torn India, Nepal and Sri Lanka

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Fat Jesus posted:

yes, Australia should be doing more to help people from war-torn India, Nepal and Sri Lanka

None are from India, one family was from Nepal, and there were a small minority of Tamils from Sri Lanka. Most were persecuted and on the run from Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria etc. for being targeted by terrorists or persecuted for being gay or of a minority religion or ethnicity and recognised through an intense RSD (refugee status determination process) as per international standards, of Australians being the highest standard, you dumb motherfucker :) namaste fuckface

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


lol bullshit, and your mates got busted advising them to self harm and got thrown out

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Fat Jesus posted:

lol bullshit, and your mates got busted advising them to self harm and got thrown out

adurrrrrrrr good work putting some words together

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Sounds like LS is doing that thing where you're legitimately a good person, which means taking risks and standing up for what's important, and FG is a prototypical goon who never takes any risks, connects to any other person, or does anything of value, secure in the knowledge that "lol nothing matters".

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Fat Jesus posted:

lol bullshit, and your mates got busted advising them to self harm and got thrown out

You seem like a man who hasn't wasted his time on this planet.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Nauru is 8 square miles. My town is 80 square miles. Shiiiit.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pick posted:

Sounds like LS is doing that thing where you're legitimately a good person, which means taking risks and standing up for what's important, and FG is a prototypical goon who never takes any risks, connects to any other person, or does anything of value, secure in the knowledge that "lol nothing matters".

Harsh, but true

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
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Freak Out



the current Nauru news item involves the rape of a woman known only as S99

S99

what the christ

is this loving real

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Jack Gladney posted:

Does Australia or Nauru monitor the internet for criticism of their human rights abuse prisons for nonwhite asylum seekers?

Yeah Australia's border force has a program for that: http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/backgroundbriefing/silencing-public-servants/7367576

quote:

Michaela Banerji: I was tweeting on my Twitter account under a pseudonym @LaLegale. I tweeted in my own time, at home, on the weekends. I was very, very concerned about the government's asylum seeker policies. And one day when I was at home I saw a tweet by Mr Sandi Logan who was head of the communications branch at the Department of Immigration, and he said he was making public the fact that a young Sudanese boy who had trained as a medical practitioner, it was a good-news story, you know, this is wonderful, this tweet enraged me so much because I knew that it was entirely inconsistent with all the punishments that were being meted out to asylum seekers. So I tweeted 'Perhaps Dut…' (that was the name of the young man), ' ... perhaps Dut can now make up for the deaths and agonies of unlawful, immoral and destructive IDCs. Different kinds of 'refugee camps'.'

Di Martin: What happened after you tweeted that?

Michaela Banerji: Not long after that I was under investigation for breach of Code of Conduct.

Di Martin: Michaela Banerji's tweeting history was scoured. She still doesn't how she was found out in the first place.

Michaela Banerji: That was always the question. There was always a question; how did they know it was me? I certainly didn't declare it. So the Department had a media monitoring program that I in fact had trialled when I was working there. It was a Radian 6 program, it's software that monitors social media, and one of social media platforms that it monitors is Twitter. So I suspect that I had been under observation for a very long time.

Di Martin: Radian 6 trawls the net searching on keywords, its website claiming it can tap into 650 million sources including the biggest online social media sites. One review says it can be used for 'brand protection'. Michaela Banerji assumes this software was used against her.

edit: this was before the whistleblowing = 2 years gaol law was brought in

Mx. fucked around with this message at 03:15 on May 11, 2016

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Social media monitoring software is commercially available. I use it. It's loving scary, but legal. Just not when you use it to throw people on an island I guess. Everything is watched, every keyword. By thousands of companies and governments. Your foolish to think otherwise. Paywalls lol

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


MissEchelon posted:



edit: this was before the whistleblowing = 2 years gaol law was brought in

Wait, so the Aus govt literally has a law on the books to punish people who try to expose government corruption?

wow, that is proper hosed up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
What's gaol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Darth123123 posted:

What's gaol

Dumb non American spelling of jail

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
People use the ruins of the old empire to have fun, drink beer on, and potentially die from an intoxicated related fall (not a terrible death considering):





Pillboxes surround the island as a once defense against the allied offensive (maybe the Nauruans would have been better off with an Axis japanese overlord.. instead of the slow overlord rape they are currently receiving... who knows):





The boat ramp to 'death valley' where most people die at sea:



Relaxing on the beach outside Capelle's supermarket, where refugees who earn at most $6 AUD an hour pay 20$+ AUD for a small lettuce or cabbage. Meanwhile, workers in the detention center earning over 80k+AUD a year are burdened with an 5$ AUD meal voucher for all you can eat buffets.





The ring road that encircles the entire island. It takes about 30 minutes to go around the island once at 60km/h:











It's quite green on most of the island. Much like the other pacific islands in the region:



This is where people are laid to rest. Nauru has quite a high death rate, relatively:



No one gives a gently caress about airport security:



Most of the island is filled with unfinished structures that are slowly being overtaken by the natural flora:



Part 3 to come..

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
[quote="Lascivious Sloth"
Tuna pix
[/quote]

The poverty and corruption make me say "no" but the tuna fishing makes me say "don't mind if I do, Nauru!"

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
This is the first interesting thread in like 6 years.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

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the entire island is littered with trash isn't it

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


VectorSigma posted:

the entire island is littered with trash isn't it

FTFY

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

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the entire world is trash what is your point

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
There should be a professional race around the island. Hell, if you sucker people in you can turn that shithole around.

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