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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Hook up with any sexy Nauruians during your stay?

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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Really cool thread, thanks for teaching me about Nauru. Terrible how bad most of those people are suffering :(

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Working to help the refugees and asylum seekers.

They do, and they did after that girl was killed, but they keep coming back because they hide in the forests and multiply quickly.

wow, uh, racist much???

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Cool so it's exactly like any under developed country being dunked on by world super powers except it's all concentrated in one tiny pile of land so you can really zoom in close on the human collapse! :thumbsup: voting five!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Looking forward to your Iraq thread Lascivious Slot.

e: thread good thanks.

Contra Duck
Nov 4, 2004

#1 DAD

Lascivious Sloth posted:


These are some super good posts, thanks for posting them and for helping people stuck in concentration camps.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Contra Duck posted:

These are some super good posts, thanks for posting them and for helping people stuck in concentration camps.

I dont think theres any helping thrm the aus government will probably throw them in the sea or something

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
nauru is awesome and anyone who says otherwise is just wrong

a bunker and some bird poop rocks


a plane


this is actually from the game 'stalker: shadows of nauru' but i like it anyway


nauru has beer, cool people, lovely accommodations and a rich history in the pacific. did you know the airstrip was actually built by the japanese during ww2?

BurgerQuest fucked around with this message at 11:15 on May 11, 2016

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
can i get radiation poisoning in nauru

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Just to highlight the cruel absurdity of Australia's fear of brown people: the government was sick of being told by the high courts that they had to treat refugees like human beings and not immediately ship them to remote gulags , so in 2013 they excised the entire mainland from the migration zone, meaning that anyone who reaches Australia by boat is immediately flown off to Nauru or Manus Island or some other remote shithole with no right to refugee status, legal advice or anything resembling humane treatment.

tl;dr; this poo poo = not Australia according to immigration law

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Just to highlight the cruel absurdity of Australia's fear of brown people: the government was sick of being told by the high courts that they had to treat refugees like human beings and not immediately ship them to remote gulags , so in 2013 they excised the entire mainland from the migration zone, meaning that anyone who reaches Australia by boat is immediately flown off to Nauru or Manus Island or some other remote shithole with no right to refugee status, legal advice or anything resembling humane treatment.

tl;dr; this poo poo = not Australia according to immigration law


should also point out for our US viewers that this policy is pretty much bipartisan as well (with some dissent among labour MPs with a conscience), and detention has been ruled unconstitutional in both locations.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


isn't like 99% of the population of australia in the big coast cities anyway? like drat yo, that's a whole lot of empty scrubland to be getting so fiercely territorial about

e: lol

Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 11:44 on May 11, 2016

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
its just australias hazing ritual. it just gets worse and worse each time. eventually we'll accept the persians like the ching chongs lebbos and wops.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

drunk asian neighbor posted:

isn't like 99% of the population of australia in the big coast cities anyway? like drat yo, that's a whole lot of empty scrubland to be getting so fiercely territorial about

Australians are terrified that their vast unmonitored coastlines makes them vulnerable to mass invasion by the yellow hordes to the north, so they have very specific fears and prejudices against people that arrive here by boat, even though the numbers of people arriving or seeking asylum here by boat are minuscule and the people on those boats are overwhelmingly found to be genuine refugees (or were until stopped processing them).

Most of the insane laws and punishments you'll see mentioned in this thread pertain specifically and explicitly to people arriving by boat; people arriving legally or illegally by plane aren't dealt with in the same way because they're mostly white, I guess.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
What about the black Africans?
I'm too scared to leave my house because they roam the Perth streets. Stop the boats!

Seriously though, Iranians/Persians have been here for ages. I remember Farbod from high school in 1990.
Also my brother married someone from Iran; persecuted Bahii family that were refugees from there in 1980 and settled here in the 80s.

e: gently caress the LNP and the ALP.
2e: Fishing looks good for nauru. Pirate the seas capturing boat people boats, lash them together to make a waterworld town. Catch fish and sell to Japan, profit.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 12:00 on May 11, 2016

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
The Australian government pretends to send development money, but it goes straight into the pockets of the government. Considering the schools are run down, full of wandering dogs, the bathrooms are below Syrian war-zone levels, and the teachers hit children as positive discipline... i suspect there is some interesting decisions from the Nauruan government where this money ends up:



haha, you're hosed if it rains at any time. The entire island floods:



Oh but the Nauru municipality is spotless, citizens:





A typical Nauruan house, living off the ‘support’ system:



Stairs up from the menen into the forest of pinnacles:



This is why people don't spend too much time in the surf. The entire island is covered in these sharp pinnacles. they're actually quite beautiful if you step back from the horrendous conditions Nauruans, asylum seekers, and refugees face:





This is what surfers get right outside the menen hotel:





There isn’t really a social campaign for littering and rubbish collection. Last time I was there they lit the entire rubbish tip on fire (it was an accident!) and basically 100 tonnes of plastic disbursed into the atmosphere. It wasn’t too dramatic because the island is already covered in a phosphate mist of death:









The island literally cuts off from the coral base and there is a 200+metre drop into the deep abyss:



The pinnacles are everywhere. It is a natural resistance against walking (or escaping the Australian death camps on topside):







Everything is imported. Often the (1) crane is down for repairs and they need to bring in some company or contractor to fix it. This leaves the cargo ship at sea sitting there for days if not weeks. It also leaves the island without 1) drinking water, 2) beer, 3) cheese, 4) basic necessities:



There is a inner lake, near topside. It is full of dengue and if you went for a swim within I doubt you would come back... at least, never the same:





Seriously, who the gently caress buys all these water tubes and where do they use them!



Goodbye paradise

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
White people have an amazing history in turning paradise into a pile of poo poo. A friend told me a sad story of Sri Lanka. West started to import plastic things to their island, but the natives were used to throw thrash anywhere. The pictures he showed me were really disturbing. There is no progress without knowledge.

:five:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

VectorSigma posted:

the current Nauru news item involves the rape of a woman known only as S99

S99

what the christ

is this loving real

The (Australian) court's are not allowed to name people for some reason, so the court cases often give them a name like S99 or M61 (there are heaps of cases with names like this).

I remember one time the Nauruan government released the name of a rape victim

quote:

But in an extraordinary breach of privacy, the real name of the alleged rape victim has been released by the Nauruan government's Australian PR agent.

Mercer PR distributed the government press release this morning, and attached to the email was a police file of the incident which includes the woman's name.

When contacted by the ABC, a spokesman for Mercer PR said the government of Nauru, and the country's police force had authorised the release of the alleged victim's identity.

However, when reporting on the case last month, 7.30 did not reveal the woman's name as she feared reprisals for speaking out.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-12/not-enough-evidence-to-prove-rape,-nauru-police-say/6846814

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Veib
Dec 10, 2007


Nauru means "laughter" in Finnish which makes it sound like such a nice place, but apparently that's not true at all.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Thank you for teaching me about Nauru

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I think that island existing is enough proof that anyone was raped there

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Just to highlight the cruel absurdity of Australia's fear of brown people: the government was sick of being told by the high courts that they had to treat refugees like human beings and not immediately ship them to remote gulags , so in 2013 they excised the entire mainland from the migration zone, meaning that anyone who reaches Australia by boat is immediately flown off to Nauru or Manus Island or some other remote shithole with no right to refugee status, legal advice or anything resembling humane treatment.

To further highlight how extreme "The Pacific Solution" is, the Australian government will not allow other countries to offer the people in detention on Nauru asylum.

A couple of months ago there was a shitstorm over this when doctors in Australia refused to release from hospital a little girl who had been sent from Nauru to Australia for medical treatment. New Zealand offered to grant the little girl and her mother asylum. The Australian government refused to let that happen because - I poo poo you not - if they became citizens of New Zealand they may attempt to enter Australia at some time in the future (apparently DImmi isn't competent enough to refuse them entry should this ever happen).

At times you seriously have to wonder about the level of corruption it's taking to ensure that the companies running our detention centres don't lose that revenue stream.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

And to get the full extent of the cruelty we even throw in cartoonishly evil as a package deal. We won't even let asylum seekers get letters of hope from Australians.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-11/letters-to-asylum-seekers-returned-unopened:-human-rights-lawyer/6294590

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Giving them hope would just be cruel

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
lascivious sloth what were you doing on nauru in the first place

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Howard Beale posted:

lascivious sloth what were you doing on nauru in the first place

he was a bird poo poo farmer

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
sling'n poo poo an't easy. I practice in GBS by posting

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

goon island, brought to life

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Lolie posted:

To further highlight how extreme "The Pacific Solution" is, the Australian government will not allow other countries to offer the people in detention on Nauru asylum.

A couple of months ago there was a shitstorm over this when doctors in Australia refused to release from hospital a little girl who had been sent from Nauru to Australia for medical treatment. New Zealand offered to grant the little girl and her mother asylum. The Australian government refused to let that happen because - I poo poo you not - if they became citizens of New Zealand they may attempt to enter Australia at some time in the future (apparently DImmi isn't competent enough to refuse them entry should this ever happen).

At times you seriously have to wonder about the level of corruption it's taking to ensure that the companies running our detention centres don't lose that revenue stream.

Australia needs to keep being loving assholes so that we in the U! S! A! look better by comparison.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

drunk asian neighbor posted:

isn't like 99% of the population of australia in the big coast cities anyway? like drat yo, that's a whole lot of empty scrubland to be getting so fiercely territorial about

e: lol


This is off topic, but why is there a tiny dot of (comparatively) high density right in the middle? Is there notable about that spot in particular, or do they just need to keep a certain concentration at the equilibrium to keep the continent from listing?

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

KiteAuraan posted:

Australia needs to keep being loving assholes so that we in the U! S! A! look better by comparison.

I feel genuine pride that we do not set up concentration camps for refugees yet and that we do not define an immigration zone that fails to overlap with our nation. God bless this thread and god bless America.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Schwarzwald posted:

This is off topic, but why is there a tiny dot of (comparatively) high density right in the middle? Is there notable about that spot in particular, or do they just need to keep a certain concentration at the equilibrium to keep the continent from listing?

That's Alice Springs, Australia's dumbest idea.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Schwarzwald posted:

This is off topic, but why is there a tiny dot of (comparatively) high density right in the middle? Is there notable about that spot in particular, or do they just need to keep a certain concentration at the equilibrium to keep the continent from listing?

That appears to be the bustling metropolis of Alice Springs (pop. 28.605, making up >12% of the total population of the Northern Territories to give you an idea of the region as a whole)

It appears that it existed originally as "the spot we made camp as we built a telegraph route from the north to the south" which then evolved to "the closest thing to not-barren-desert near this alluvial gold site we discovered" and now appears to be one of those cities that trap their inhabitants in a lifetime of poo poo.


Wikipedia posted:

Property crime is a significant social issue in Alice Springs, and violent crime in the town in 2010 was at unprecedented levels and "out of control".As a result of resulting high crime rates, mainstream locals now avoid the central part of the town due to fear of violence and property theft.

...And that's just from the main Alice Springs article. This podunk shithole in the middle of the Aussie wasteland is so bad that it has a dedicated Wikipedia article about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Alice_Springs

quote:

The NT Justice Department's Quarterly Crime & Justice Statistics report documented increases across multiple categories of crime in Alice Springs in the 6 years between the 2004-05 and the 2009-10 reporting periods. Recorded cases of assault rose by 87%, sexual assault offences rose by 97%, and house break-ins increased by 64%.
Break-ins to commercial premises rose by 185%, and 'motor vehicle theft and related offences' increased by 97% on 2004-05 figures.


2015 saw national concern focused on youth crime in Alice Springs, including incidents in which rocks were thrown at police.

In 2008, the Alice Springs town council began to hire private security guards to patrol the town, at a cost of $5000 per week.

Some long-time residents of Alice Springs have moved away as a direct result of crime concerns. Local businesses have spent increased amounts to upgrade the physical security of their premises from property crime, including the use of high security fences, razor wire and security cameras.

It must really loving suck to grow up in such a lovely-sounding place and realizing that the closest thing to civilization is like 1000 miles away

Snow Cone Capone fucked around with this message at 16:59 on May 11, 2016

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

KiteAuraan posted:

That's Alice Springs, Australia's dumbest idea.

If its so dumb why do i always order it at Outback Steskhouse??

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
What Alice lacks socially it makes up for with staggering beauty if your into arid landscapes....that's about it.

Offshore processing is a national stain and we should be given a hard time about it at every turn.


Good for the OP and StC for siding with the angels. Only the worst tories could act as this current mob of cowardly mongrels have and not open up an artery in self loathing.

And shame on Labor for putting votes ahead of common decency.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
import and export has gotta be a bitch for Nauru

do they have fed ex even

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'm going to see Gillian Triggs speak tomorrow, probably going to be real depressing. For non-australians, Gillian Triggs is our human rights commissioner. When she published an inquiry that suggested human rights abuses were occurring in detention centres our current government launched a smear campaign against her and threatened her job, despite such inquiries being pretty much the entire point of her position.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

I had just read all about Nauru in International Economic Development Class from both Michael Klare and Naomi Klein's literature.

Thank you for making this thread.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXwMwpHrBQ

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