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I have to take a dump but I'm not sure which bathroom to use. The first option has a nice feel to it and has brown tiles. It's slightly smaller than the other one but, it has a ceiling fan. The second one is a bigger bathroom and has open windows so I can feel the breeze of the outside air on my neck as I take a dump. Also there's a bathroom rug under the sink so I can potentially move that bathroom mat under my feet while I'm dumping to keep my toes cushioned and warm. I'm going to need your opinion on this fellow gbsers. I don't know how to make a poll so I'm just going to tally up each post one by one
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:42 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:36 |
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go for the fresh air option
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:43 |
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[old school] squatting behind a tree
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:43 |
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Take it in the shower at the Y.M.C.A. then smoosh down the drain with your toes.
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:43 |
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The brown tiles, that way if you don't make it on time, the poo is camouflaged!
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:44 |
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with an expertly timed somersault you can actually catch your poo poo in your mouth
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:46 |
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pooping with fresh air and a bathmat. i mean is op just humble bragging about his bathroom situation or what?
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:47 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Take it in the shower at the Y.M.C.A. then smoosh down the drain with your toes. Aka The Waffle Stomp
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:47 |
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my mouth is your toilet OP
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:49 |
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do half the poo poo in each of them
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:50 |
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I think we need to know more about the kind of poo poo you're going to take. Is it going to be a well-formed log or a liquid spray? How long do you estimate your poo poo to take? These are important variables and quite frankly, we don't have enough information.
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:51 |
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whichever one has a device to shitpost from so you can poo poo while you shitpost
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:56 |
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Give Pat a Job posted:I think we need to know more about the kind of poo poo you're going to take. Is it going to be a well-formed log or a liquid spray? How long do you estimate your poo poo to take? These are important variables and quite frankly, we don't have enough information. you bring up a fair point. Last night I had a wet burrito (the large burrito on the plate with red sauce and cheese on it) and it had all the fixings on it including refried pinto beans, carnitas, quacamole, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, pico de gayo, hot sauce, and pickled onions. I woke up at like 4am thinking man, I gotta take a dump but I didn't wanna get out of bed. I've been needing to dump since then. I'm anticipating a soft serve, and haven't experienced any leaking of the dump in question on my underwear (I just checked), and will likely spend some serious time as opposed to a dump on the go so to speak. I'm anticipating that I'll likely be posting while I'm on the toilet, which should take some time even if I'm not actively dumping. Overall, I'm not expecting to be done with this endeavor until mid afternoonish.
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:58 |
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You and your defacatory urges are something your need to shove up your rear end and keep it there until you burp turds, you overprivileged underachieving piece of poo poo
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# ? May 9, 2016 17:58 |
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Use the bathroom in you're pants, OP.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:00 |
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TheShazbot posted:whichever one has a device to shitpost from so you can poo poo while you shitpost I am capable of posting from either bathroom while I'm actively dumping in case that's an important factor in your choice
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:01 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Take it in the shower at the Y.M.C.A. then smoosh down the drain with your toes. I'm not allowed in there because I did that the last time, and it flooded the mens showers and caused a major commotion for the staff and helpers, and I don't want to travel too far.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:02 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:with an expertly timed somersault you can actually catch your poo poo in your mouth Pulling off a somersault as an adult is surprisingly hard. I always roll on the side of my head then my neck isn't right all day.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:02 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:with an expertly timed somersault you can actually catch your poo poo in your mouth I've considered this option but I don't really want to rush the dumping. I prefer to really slow down and let time stand still while I dump, also I'm not good at somersaulting.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:03 |
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Bundle of Keys posted:Use the bathroom in you're pants, OP. theres no bathroom in my pants as I'm not wareing any pants, I'm wearing briefs atm, and it'd be pretty tough to hide a bathroom in there.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:04 |
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Is there a transgender option available?
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:07 |
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Go wherever. At this point in life, who do you have left to disappoint?
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:07 |
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pls poop in my mouth. i have $$
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:08 |
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I can't believe you spent money on that AV, OP. It's so terrible.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:09 |
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has anyone said 'my chest' yet
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:10 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:has anyone said 'my chest' yet no. MY MOUTH
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:11 |
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Don't leave your computer to poop that's the most important thing
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:12 |
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just take a poo poo on the floor you loving disgusting dick
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:12 |
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JiveHonky posted:pls poop in my mouth. i have $$ I suppose this is potentially an option in theory as I could make money while I'm dumping though I'm not sure how comfortable it would be, so I'm going to focus on the two options listed above unless something more appealing is availabke
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:14 |
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RoxiesMD posted:I suppose this is potentially an option in theory as I could make money while I'm dumping though I'm not sure how comfortable it would be, so I'm going to focus on the two options listed above unless something more appealing is availabke thank you thank you
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:14 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:I can't believe you spent money on that AV, OP. It's so terrible. christ. your posts are so loving bad i want to give you a nice big red av to warn other people but then i realized that youre probably angling that for someone to do that. its like wanting to pelt a loud retarded bum with something but all you have is dollar coins. isnt it ironic? don't ya think?
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:15 |
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UPDATE: there is a glade air freshener spray scented "powder fresh" in the brown bathroom and lasts up to 7 hours, still undecided
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:17 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:christ. your posts are so loving bad i want to give you a nice big red av to warn other people but then i realized that youre probably angling that for someone to do that. How often do you think about me? It seems like a lot.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:21 |
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What is the weather like? Is the breeze cool or hot and humid??
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:24 |
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shoophobo posted:What is the weather like? Is the breeze cool or hot and humid?? Breezey coolish
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:28 |
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Open air and floor mat for sure then
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:32 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:How often do you think about me? It seems like a lot. every time i see a bad post your name is to the left of it im not joking its like a superpower
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:52 |
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classic dilemma op let me cut you the quick tip poo poo inside of a quiche pan and bake for thirty five minutes at 385 degress
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:53 |
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use your hand OP
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:54 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 00:36 |
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The general concsrnus seems to be that the open window bathroom with the cool breeze and rug Any last qualms before I proceed to take a dump?
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# ? May 9, 2016 19:05 |