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haha ok I have a real one that just popped in my head, I legitimately thought I'd marry an awesome girl cause she liked me for me and wouldn't worry about my lack of education or good job or whatever. I mean I was a teenager at the time but I seriously thought that. Of course over time I realized that general success is just as valid and as deep/shallow as liking me for "me", and in fact liking someone for what they've accomplished is actually more noble than ignoring everything for someone's looks, personality, etc. Because one of those things you have much more control over, and its not your personality.
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I got a Dr Pepper thinking it was a Coke because they had all this fag poo poo printed on the can. Now it's just sitting in my fridge. I probably won't drink it. 
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May 9, 2016 21:44
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Only straight cispeople exist, although some people are transvestites (Thank you Looney Tunes/Mrs. Doubtfire for that last one)
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May 9, 2016 21:46
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i believed draculas was trying to get me
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May 9, 2016 21:48
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That if I try really hard and love what I do that I will succeed.
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JiveHonky posted:i believed draculas was trying to get me Haha, here you are fucko. Been looking for you for ages, give us yer blood sunshine!
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vudan posted:Haha, here you are fucko. Been looking for you for ages, give us yer blood sunshine! nooooooooooooo
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RaySmuckles posted:that democrats were liberal They are.
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May 9, 2016 22:23
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I thought Geddy Lee was a girl for most of my life.
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I used to think posting vague misanthropic platitudes on an internet forum was clever and awesome
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I thought Geddy Lee was a girl for most of my life. Easy mistake
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KomodoWagon posted:I used to think posting vague misanthropic platitudes on an internet forum was clever and awesome I Still do.
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i used to legitimately care about things. now i pretty much only care about stuff ironically.
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i used to legitimately care about things. now i pretty much only care about stuff ironically. i have some wine here
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I used to be strongly left wing then I got a job and a mortgage and holy gently caress they can piss right off.
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May 10, 2016 09:58
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spud posted:I used to be strongly left wing then I got a job and a mortgage and holy gently caress they can piss right off. theres literally some wine near me, but less than before. sup
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That dogs only see in black and white. Bullshit. I popped out a dog eye with an ice cream scoop and hooked up the optic nerve to mine and it's mostly beige and pinks.
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May 10, 2016 10:36
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I used to think that your balls are your body storing excess meatloaf.
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I used to believe humans would go live in space but then I realized it takes loving light minutes to reach earth so it's all hosed
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May 10, 2016 11:05
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not all cops were pieces of poo poo
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May 10, 2016 11:06
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i used to believe in the final love of all things
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the first 3 times i played cards against humanity i thought it was great but then it instantly became the most boring poo poo in the world
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:the first 3 times i played cards against humanity i thought it was great but then it instantly became the most boring poo poo in the world
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May 10, 2016 11:10
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i used to believe the completely wrong things made for a strong, positive relationship between two people
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Used to believe in life for America when in truth it should be death to America
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May 10, 2016 11:12
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im going to die and when my soul eventually wrenches itself out of my rotting corpse it's going to come face to face with allah and he's going to tell me i lived bad
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May 10, 2016 12:21
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May 10, 2016 12:22
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i want some of that wine if it's still going im just leaving now. i think ive ruined my life
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May 10, 2016 12:25
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the Miami Dolphins will win a super bowl in my lifetime
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I used to believe people when they said college would be a rip-roarin time of my life situation, or really that there is a "best years of your life" in general. I have now accepted that life sucks throughout and really there's no point in lamenting it because it'll just drag you down
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I used to think it would be nice, if I could touch your body
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For years I pronounced quinoa as "Quinn-oh-uh".
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