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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
A lot of people do the guest account thing and if that works for you more power to you, but I'm not cool with it.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Applewhite posted:

A lot of people do the guest account thing and if that works for you more power to you, but I'm not cool with it.

I leave "used" tissues next to the mouse pad. They Only ask to use it once.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I once borrowed my dads tablet and accidentally pasted some old porn search term, gross because that means he was using it while jerkin :(

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
christ who doesn't just use their phone nowadays


uhhh hello inhabitant of this time I have come forward from the grim landscape OF THE YEAR 2002 and I must get ON THE INTERNET

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

Darth123123 posted:

wife found our sons porn history "by accident" she says.

*dad nods approvingly*

Cyberseduction: His Secret Addiction 2: Day of the Tentacles

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Monkey Fracas posted:

christ who doesn't just use their phone nowadays


uhhh hello inhabitant of this time I have come forward from the grim landscape OF THE YEAR 2002 and I must get ON THE INTERNET

Honestly, if you ever wanted to completely know about a person, steal their smart phone.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
yarrrrr me computer machine is where i keeps all me cybergold! yaarrrrrr

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Cyberseduction: His Secret Addiction 2: Day of the Tentacles

It was more college schoolgirl role play so age appropriate? :shrug: I had to follow a few links to make sure

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I was out at the store with a friend of mine from India. He forgot his phone and wanted to call a cab to get home. His plans was to ask random strangers on the street if he could borrow theirs for a second.

I told him this wouldn't work but he insisted people are kind to strangers. Wouldnt you know, none of the 6 people he asked even had a cell phone. What are the odds? :v:

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
i remove my main browser from the taskbar before i let anyone else use my computer

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Girlfriend: what is your logon
Me: use the other account it has all the same programs available and everything
Girlfriend: *narrows eyes

God dammit! I've been clearing my browser history for nothing!

Making her a profile as soon as I get home.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Naerasa posted:

I don't want guests seeing the tame porn I keep in my history as a smokescreen for the horrific porn I view in Incognito mode.

The real porn is in a thumb drive buried in the backyard. If the dog gets too curious he's going to wind up with some relatives in a farm upstate.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i dont allow other people in my house period so it's not a problem

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

everyone worth knowing owns a smartphone now. only peeps who want to borrow your computer are nosy nancys who want to espy ur secret poo poo.

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
I had to make a guest account for my wife because I don't see why I have to clean my history for all the dumpster diving I do on the internet but I'd also rather not discuss it with her...

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

lotta creepy fucks itt

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

HollywoodDialysis posted:

I had to make a guest account for my wife because I don't see why I have to clean my history for all the dumpster diving I do on the internet but I'd also rather not discuss it with her...

what did you do with the decade of your life between the advent of private browsing and present day

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Darth123123 posted:

I won't share my wifi pw with my mom when she visits

I have tiny child relatives that come to visit and ask to be let onto my wifi with giant sad anime eyes and I tell them no without an ounce of regret

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Flesh Forge posted:

I have tiny child relatives that come to visit and ask to be let onto my wifi with giant sad anime eyes and I tell them no without an ounce of regret

lol how did that convo go down

"when youre old enough for me not to see you as attractive sexually i will explain to you why i cant give you my wifi password"

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Flesh Forge posted:

I have tiny child relatives that come to visit and ask to be let onto my wifi with giant sad anime eyes and I tell them no without an ounce of regret

Why should it matter if they get on your wifi?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Applewhite posted:

Why should it matter if they get on your wifi?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
that can literally happen OP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
E:^^^^^ AAAAAAAAAAAA!


Holy poo poo is this a real photo? Can this happen?

EE:VVVVV AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
literally

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

what did you do with the decade of your life between the advent of private browsing and present day

Private Browsing deletes everything I did when I'm finished - what if i wasn't done and want to go back?

What if it tickled my pickle?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Private Browsing deletes everything I did when I'm finished - what if i wasn't done and want to go back?

What if it tickled my pickle?

private browsing could also erase any records of you googling local therapists

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

can they do this except the cyber hand jerks my dick until i cum all over the screen?

(keep the leather glove)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

thathonkey posted:

can they do this except the cyber hand jerks my dick until i cum all over the screen?

(keep the leather glove)

you have to have your dick ready when he reaches and swap it for the wallet real quick

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

JiveHonky posted:

you have to have your dick ready when he reaches and swap it for the wallet real quick



Call me

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

I alway encourage people to use my computer. I have installed a keylogger so that I can find out their email passwords, and search through all their emails with the keywords "assassinate nobodygetshurt".

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

red_dirt
Apr 26, 2014

by Shine
I let a Mac/Linux user buddy of mine use my PC. It was a mistake. He couldn't figure out how to minimize windows, so he just slashed and burned everything that was visibly in the way. I'm still finding files and folders full of trivial poo poo sprinkled around my desktop and other places. I'd like to think he was loving with me, but I'm pretty sure he was just confused and frustrated with alien Windows technology.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

red_dirt posted:

I let a Mac/Linux user buddy of mine use my PC. It was a mistake. He couldn't figure out how to minimize windows, so he just slashed and burned everything that was visibly in the way. I'm still finding files and folders full of trivial poo poo sprinkled around my desktop and other places. I'd like to think he was loving with me, but I'm pretty sure he was just confused and frustrated with alien Windows technology.

Is your friend a literal retard?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

you have to have your dick ready when he reaches and swap it for the wallet real quick



that won't be a problem

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

red_dirt posted:

I let a Mac/Linux user buddy of mine use my PC. It was a mistake. He couldn't figure out how to minimize windows, so he just slashed and burned everything that was visibly in the way. I'm still finding files and folders full of trivial poo poo sprinkled around my desktop and other places. I'd like to think he was loving with me, but I'm pretty sure he was just confused and frustrated with alien Windows technology.

sever immediately. this guy sounds like a complete moron.

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

Rutibex posted:

I was out at the store with a friend of mine from India. He forgot his phone and wanted to call a cab to get home. His plans was to ask random strangers on the street if he could borrow theirs for a second.

I told him this wouldn't work but he insisted people are kind to strangers. Wouldnt you know, none of the 6 people he asked even had a cell phone. What are the odds? :v:

What were you shopping for while at a nursing home?

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
My girlfriend and my family have respect for things like privacy I don't touch my girlfriends laptop/phone and she doesn't touch my PC/phone. It's all very neat and tidy.

flexibleethics
Jul 1, 2013

Natural and ethical are the same thing - especially if you are a bird dog.

Applewhite posted:

A lot of people do the guest account thing and if that works for you more power to you, but I'm not cool with it.

...unless the guest account just happens to have a keylogger on it.
:unsmigghh:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The_Book_Of_Harry posted:

What were you shopping for while at a nursing home?

The one where people lie and are smarter than millenials

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Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
In college a close friend broke his laptop and we are both poors, but the previous summer I built a desktop with money from a research internship and I lent him my laptop for a whole semester. I changed the password to apple pie and just handed it to him.


Sometimes when I program on it I think about how it was with another person.... But idk I helped a friend and that's nice. lm probs going to be a little sad when the bitch dies.

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