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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I've found the best solution is to just not have guests. Or friends. Or family that live within driving distance. Basically never interact with anyone without the comforting buffer of the individual internet between you.

My dog never asks to use my computer.

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Cthulu Carl posted:

I've found the best solution is to just not have guests. Or friends. Or family that live within driving distance. Basically never interact with anyone without the comforting buffer of the individual internet between you.

My dog never asks to use my computer.

Your dog is a loving idiot.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011
i don't get out this is a problem anymore if a guest needs to do something internet/computer related they can just whip out their phone

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
My friend used to change my desktop background to goatse

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Gobblecoque posted:

i don't get out this is a problem anymore if a guest needs to do something internet/computer related they can just whip out their phone

Exactly, so obviously anyone who is still asking to use your computer is obviously the last person you should ever consider allowing to use it.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ahundredbux posted:

My friend used to change my desktop background to goatse

you have a good taste in friends

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
PSA:
don't give anyone administrator privileges.
End PSA

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
nah man, its ok to share

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I've got a 360 right over there, it can get online.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Applewhite posted:

Not big, "grown" as in she's forty five or whatever. Her actual rear end is ugly and small.

Why u peepin your sisters rear end tho

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Medieval Medic posted:

Why u peepin your sisters rear end tho

Sister in law. And I'm not. I just assume it is based on I hate her.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I don't care about my computer, but no way in hell is someone gonna go through my Google Glass history...

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Working in IT, do you want to talk about taped built-in webcams on company notebooks?
Its the funniest security fad since we had to mark our batteries so the chinese wouldnt replace them with listening devices at the airport customs... :toot:

holy moly :tinfoil:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Who has guests in there house in the year of our cyber lord 2016 instead of meeting them online with your oculus vive

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Any one here use bonzi buddy on there home pc's ???

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
I look at gay porn and not everyone I know knows I am gay so there's that. I hold my breath whenever someone types into the browser bar wondering if bigdicktwinkgangbangs.com is gonna autosuggest.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The Wizard of Poz posted:

I look at gay porn and not everyone I know knows I am gay so there's that. I hold my breath whenever someone types into the browser bar wondering if bigdicktwinkgangbangs.com is gonna autosuggest.

I've got news for you: everyone already thinks you're gay.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Jerry cotton EASILY claims best thread

Agentdark
Dec 30, 2007
Mom says I'm the best painter she's ever seen. Jealous much? :hehe:
I dont let people use my computer because of all the porn.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
C:/Program Files(x86)/Games/Gamegamethegame/bin/graphics/textures/Good/Show/Didntthinkyoudmakeitthisfar/Dont click/Youll be sorry/

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
goons have guests?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

phasmid posted:

C:/Program Files(x86)/Games/Gamegamethegame/bin/graphics/textures/Good/Show/Didntthinkyoudmakeitthisfar/Dont click/Youll be sorry/


those McMichael transcripts were hosed up

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010
Litestep circa 1999

good luck figuring out my hot keys

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



phasmid posted:

C:/Program Files(x86)/Games/Gamegamethegame/bin/graphics/textures/Good/Show/Didntthinkyoudmakeitthisfar/Dont click/Youll be sorry/

oh drat, I never thought to hide my porn that way. Usually I just make a folder that sounds like computer garbage instead.

Ein cooler Typ posted:

those McMichael transcripts were hosed up
oh god is that where thats from. oh no...

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
id probably let someone use my computer now that ad blockers are really good and i dont have to worry about getting a bunch of hot garbage because someone still falls for the windows 95 artifacted jpg error box popup

i mean youre gonna see a lot of porn but thats your problem not mine

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
theres too much porn on my computer in too many places

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Hell even notepad is filled with it I don't even know how I managed that

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:lol: if you've never had ASCII porn.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Jerry Cotton posted:

:lol: if you've never had ASCII porn.

B=====D

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
why do so many people keep phys porn files on their computers still in the era of literally hundreds of streaming sites with just about anything you could dream up available

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

thathonkey posted:

why do so many people keep phys porn files on their computers still in the era of literally hundreds of streaming sites with just about anything you could dream up available

A lot of the smut I draw doesn't end up in the cloud and it's all the more incriminating for obviously being by my own hand. "Oh can I see some of your art?" is one of the most dreaded questions from visiting relatives, though I guess the fact they're still asking to see it speaks to how well I've maintained the illusion so far...

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Dumbass, they keep asking so they can finally get to the good stuff ( the porn)

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
they wanna jerk it to big cartoon titties and hell who can blame em

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Ahundredbux posted:

Dumbass, they keep asking so they can finally get to the good stuff ( the porn)

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

Girlfriend: what is your logon
Me: use the other account it has all the same programs available and everything
Girlfriend: *narrows eyes

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

thathonkey posted:

why do so many people keep phys porn files on their computers still in the era of literally hundreds of streaming sites with just about anything you could dream up available

waste not, want not

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Applewhite posted:

A lot of the smut I draw doesn't end up in the cloud and it's all the more incriminating for obviously being by my own hand. "Oh can I see some of your art?" is one of the most dreaded questions from visiting relatives, though I guess the fact they're still asking to see it speaks to how well I've maintained the illusion so far...

Wait what? You draw big titty porn for a living?

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty

spud posted:

Wait what? You draw big titty porn for a living?

hes that cartoonist who turned out to moonlight as a weird spanking webmaster artist guy

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I remember the drawings well, they were cool.

I just didn't there was any real context behind them. It was that one girl with gems for a face and big tits, and the other one with a big rear end.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

A Stupid Baby posted:

hes that cartoonist who turned out to moonlight as a weird spanking webmaster artist guy

No that was someone else. I don't have a website.

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