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I've found the best solution is to just not have guests. Or friends. Or family that live within driving distance. Basically never interact with anyone without the comforting buffer of the individual internet between you. My dog never asks to use my computer.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I've found the best solution is to just not have guests. Or friends. Or family that live within driving distance. Basically never interact with anyone without the comforting buffer of the individual internet between you. Your dog is a loving idiot.
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# ? May 10, 2016 15:17 |
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i don't get out this is a problem anymore if a guest needs to do something internet/computer related they can just whip out their phone
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# ? May 10, 2016 15:24 |
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My friend used to change my desktop background to goatse
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# ? May 10, 2016 15:28 |
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Gobblecoque posted:i don't get out this is a problem anymore if a guest needs to do something internet/computer related they can just whip out their phone Exactly, so obviously anyone who is still asking to use your computer is obviously the last person you should ever consider allowing to use it.
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# ? May 10, 2016 15:33 |
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Ahundredbux posted:My friend used to change my desktop background to goatse you have a good taste in friends
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# ? May 10, 2016 15:40 |
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PSA: don't give anyone administrator privileges. End PSA
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# ? May 10, 2016 16:23 |
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nah man, its ok to share
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# ? May 10, 2016 16:26 |
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I've got a 360 right over there, it can get online.
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# ? May 10, 2016 21:46 |
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Applewhite posted:Not big, "grown" as in she's forty five or whatever. Her actual rear end is ugly and small. Why u peepin your sisters rear end tho
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Medieval Medic posted:Why u peepin your sisters rear end tho Sister in law. And I'm not. I just assume it is based on I hate her.
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# ? May 10, 2016 22:06 |
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I don't care about my computer, but no way in hell is someone gonna go through my Google Glass history...
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# ? May 10, 2016 22:22 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Working in IT, do you want to talk about taped built-in webcams on company notebooks? holy moly
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# ? May 10, 2016 22:33 |
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Who has guests in there house in the year of our cyber lord 2016 instead of meeting them online with your oculus vive
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# ? May 10, 2016 22:43 |
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Any one here use bonzi buddy on there home pc's ???
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# ? May 10, 2016 22:45 |
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I look at gay porn and not everyone I know knows I am gay so there's that. I hold my breath whenever someone types into the browser bar wondering if bigdicktwinkgangbangs.com is gonna autosuggest.
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# ? May 10, 2016 22:56 |
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The Wizard of Poz posted:I look at gay porn and not everyone I know knows I am gay so there's that. I hold my breath whenever someone types into the browser bar wondering if bigdicktwinkgangbangs.com is gonna autosuggest. I've got news for you: everyone already thinks you're gay.
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# ? May 11, 2016 01:36 |
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Jerry cotton EASILY claims best thread
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# ? May 11, 2016 04:08 |
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I dont let people use my computer because of all the porn.
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# ? May 11, 2016 04:55 |
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C:/Program Files(x86)/Games/Gamegamethegame/bin/graphics/textures/Good/Show/Didntthinkyoudmakeitthisfar/Dont click/Youll be sorry/
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# ? May 11, 2016 04:59 |
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goons have guests?
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# ? May 11, 2016 05:03 |
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phasmid posted:C:/Program Files(x86)/Games/Gamegamethegame/bin/graphics/textures/Good/Show/Didntthinkyoudmakeitthisfar/Dont click/Youll be sorry/ those McMichael transcripts were hosed up
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# ? May 11, 2016 05:42 |
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Litestep circa 1999 good luck figuring out my hot keys
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phasmid posted:C:/Program Files(x86)/Games/Gamegamethegame/bin/graphics/textures/Good/Show/Didntthinkyoudmakeitthisfar/Dont click/Youll be sorry/ oh drat, I never thought to hide my porn that way. Usually I just make a folder that sounds like computer garbage instead. Ein cooler Typ posted:those McMichael transcripts were hosed up
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# ? May 12, 2016 07:22 |
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id probably let someone use my computer now that ad blockers are really good and i dont have to worry about getting a bunch of hot garbage because someone still falls for the windows 95 artifacted jpg error box popup i mean youre gonna see a lot of porn but thats your problem not mine
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# ? May 12, 2016 08:33 |
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theres too much porn on my computer in too many places
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# ? May 12, 2016 08:33 |
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Hell even notepad is filled with it I don't even know how I managed that
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# ? May 12, 2016 11:25 |
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if you've never had ASCII porn.
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# ? May 12, 2016 11:43 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:if you've never had ASCII porn. B=====D
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# ? May 12, 2016 12:29 |
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why do so many people keep phys porn files on their computers still in the era of literally hundreds of streaming sites with just about anything you could dream up available
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thathonkey posted:why do so many people keep phys porn files on their computers still in the era of literally hundreds of streaming sites with just about anything you could dream up available A lot of the smut I draw doesn't end up in the cloud and it's all the more incriminating for obviously being by my own hand. "Oh can I see some of your art?" is one of the most dreaded questions from visiting relatives, though I guess the fact they're still asking to see it speaks to how well I've maintained the illusion so far...
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# ? May 12, 2016 12:49 |
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Dumbass, they keep asking so they can finally get to the good stuff ( the porn)
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# ? May 12, 2016 12:52 |
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they wanna jerk it to big cartoon titties and hell who can blame em
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# ? May 12, 2016 12:52 |
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Ahundredbux posted:Dumbass, they keep asking so they can finally get to the good stuff ( the porn)
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# ? May 12, 2016 13:01 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Girlfriend: what is your logon
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thathonkey posted:why do so many people keep phys porn files on their computers still in the era of literally hundreds of streaming sites with just about anything you could dream up available waste not, want not
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Applewhite posted:A lot of the smut I draw doesn't end up in the cloud and it's all the more incriminating for obviously being by my own hand. "Oh can I see some of your art?" is one of the most dreaded questions from visiting relatives, though I guess the fact they're still asking to see it speaks to how well I've maintained the illusion so far... Wait what? You draw big titty porn for a living?
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# ? May 12, 2016 13:11 |
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spud posted:Wait what? You draw big titty porn for a living? hes that cartoonist who turned out to moonlight as a weird spanking webmaster artist guy
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# ? May 12, 2016 13:13 |
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I remember the drawings well, they were cool. I just didn't there was any real context behind them. It was that one girl with gems for a face and big tits, and the other one with a big rear end.
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A Stupid Baby posted:hes that cartoonist who turned out to moonlight as a weird spanking webmaster artist guy No that was someone else. I don't have a website.
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