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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
WEEK 5 STANDINGS





Roughly 30 games in and the Cubs and White Sox lead their leagues. The Braves and Twins are playing some Bad Base Ball, whereas the Phillies have been surprising a lot of teams who thought they'd be easy pickings.

MONDAY'S SCHEDULE



Today in Baseball History courtesy baseball-reference.com
1916 - Thirty walks are allowed at Philadelphia as Detroit overwhelms the A's, 16 - 2. Tiger rookie George Cunningham is lifted with one out in the 3rd inning after walking six batters. He is given the win, but leaves with a no-hitter and leading 9 - 0. Eighteen of the walks are issued by the A's - 12 by reliever Carl Ray - on their way to a season total of 715.
1984 - The longest - and slowest - game in American League history ends in the 25th inning when Harold Baines homers off Chuck Porter to give the White Sox a 7 - 6 victory over the Brewers. It is the latest homer in history. The game falls one inning shy of the major league record, but takes by far the most time to play: 8 hours and 6 minutes.
2010 - Dallas Braden pitches the 19th perfect game in major league history as the Oakland A's defeat the Tampa Bay Rays, owners of the best record and best offense in the majors coming into the game, 4 - 0.
For only the third time ever, the reigning Cy Young Award winners face off. David Price and R.A. Dickey get no-decisions as the Rays top the Blue Jays, 5 - 4. The other match-ups had been Orel Hershiser vs. Frank Viola in 1989 and Tom Glavine vs. Roger Clemens in 1999.
2014 - Yu Darvish comes within one out of throwing a no-hitter as the Rangers' ace allows a single to David Ortiz with two outs in the 9th.

Born on This Day :toot:
1960 - Tony Gwynn
1978 - Aaron Harang
1979 - Brandon Webb
1984 - Prince Fielder
1984 - Chase Headley
1990 - Jace Peterson
1991 - Oswaldo Arcia
1993 - Luis Perdomo

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Joe Mauer is batting leadoff for the Twins. I don't even think I can remember seeing a 1B lead off.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Caste Baseball EVISCERATES Stephen Strasburg

ColdBlooded
Jul 15, 2001

Ask me how to run a good team into the ground.

Dubious posted:

Joe Mauer is batting leadoff for the Twins. I don't even think I can remember seeing a 1B lead off.

John Jaso has hit leadoff for the Pirates this year.

Can't wait for the Padres to get destroyed by the Cubs this week :(

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
The weather is garbage right now. Please don't be a third rainout already. :negative:

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Big Z is on ESPN! I repeat Big Z is on ESPN!!!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


THE MANGLES SIREN

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

The weather is garbage right now. Please don't be a third rainout already. :negative:

From what I was reading since the Padres don't have a day off Thursday for travel and the two teams don't really have a ton of mutual off days that don't involve major travel issues they want to get these three in if at all possible - here are the potential mutual days off:

5/16 (Cubs home, heading to MIL - Padres @MIL, heading home)
5/26 (Cubs @STL, heading home - Padres @SFG, heading to ARI)
6/9 (Cubs @PHI, heading to ATL - Padres home, heading to COL)
8/4 (Cubs home, heading to OAK - Padres homestand)
8/8 (Cubs @OAK, heading home, Padres home, heading to PIT)
8/25 (Day off after 3-game Cubs/Padres series in San Diego, Cubs heading to LAD, Padres heading to MIA)

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Clay Buchholz is a stupid jerk with stupid hair :mad:

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I stand with our friends in the TRP forum, I too have been a Lester fan all my life

(its pronounced lay-chester)

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Zambrano owns a lot, but he should be talking about himself in the third person and threatening jim edmonds

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Z is only 34, he should be throwing junkballs, knocking dingers, and instigating bench clearings as a ROOGY somewhere

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I thought week 5 was last week?

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

It's a duel of lovely pitching in Fenway tonight.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

R.D. Mangles posted:

Z is only 34

This is so depressing to me. His big angry rear end should still be in the league. :(

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
I think it's time to admit the Chris Young resigning was a dud and move on.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Allahu Akbar, the Yankees are alive again

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Ugh, it's pouring at Wrigley. Looks like they're going to try and wait it out before postponing but it's not looking good.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Sandpuppy posted:

I think it's time to admit the Chris Young resigning was a dud and move on.

Yeah, they really can't let him keep starting.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
Make the rain go away.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Sydin posted:

Ugh, it's pouring at Wrigley. Looks like they're going to try and wait it out before postponing but it's not looking good.

Yeah, I think given the schedule, they're going to wait it out as long as possible

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


drat, so close Delino

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs game postponed :negative:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs game postponed :negative:

Rain's the only thing keeping them from scoring.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Cubs game postponed :negative:

Hey it's just another thing the Cubs lead the league in: Rained out games!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
just look at it this way: we get 26 men on Wednesday so that probably means it's Kawasaki time

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Also, I'm confused because I thought last week was the Week 5 thread. Shouldn't this be week 6? Or are the weeks regressing as well?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I guess it's not the worst thing to get a day off after a 13-inning game.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Prince is garbage right now


e: that's two balls Delino should have got

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 01:29 on May 10, 2016

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
https://twitter.com/RangersUmp/status/729829945455869952

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
but also

https://twitter.com/RangersUmp/status/729829589808250880

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

TMMadman posted:

Also, I'm confused because I thought last week was the Week 5 thread. Shouldn't this be week 6? Or are the weeks regressing as well?

no, I hosed up, I'll PM someone about my incompetence

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=


What the actual gently caress

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Jackie Bradley, Jr. hitting streak now at 15 games :toot:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Poque posted:

What the actual gently caress

baseball bashez

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

:fork: Gray

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I think I would like to see a video of these pitched before I believe the twitter.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Trevor Story totally has the D-backs' number

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

Papi doubles twice in one inning :woop:

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
https://twitter.com/Cubs/status/729831868300861442

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