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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Sonny Gray given a slow, somber funeral in Fenway.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Bip Roberts posted:

I think I would like to see a video of these pitched before I believe the twitter.

agree but still

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Miguel Gonzalez looking...good...*holds breath, makes several hand signs meant to avoid jinxes and other curses*

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Rangers got nothing


e: nice play by odor

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 02:07 on May 10, 2016

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Pitcharound in Houston!

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

BROCKHOLT \o/

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
Reminder that Altuve has an OPS over 1 and leads the league in WAR :getin:

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

BROCK SAMPSONHOLT

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

surrender posted:

Reminder that Altuve has an OPS over 1 and leads the league in WAR :getin:

The Mariners intentionally walked him for a reason.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


those were 2 really bad ABs

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Zimmerman pops out to leave the bases loaded for the 3rd time in 2 days, lol. I thought Dusty learned his lesson and was putting someone else behind Bryce?

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Bruce Kison posted:

those were 2 really bad ABs

the hand signs are powerful indeed *does more hand signs to avoid further jinxes and other curses for saying this*

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Xenophon posted:

the hand signs are powerful indeed *does more hand signs to avoid further jinxes and other curses for saying this*

I'm at a pub and can't watch the game, if you screw this up you son of a bitch

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

John Wilkes Booth posted:

I'm at a pub and can't watch the game, if you screw this up you son of a bitch

I will blame you for being in a pub on a Monday night when some of us have to get up and go to work in the morning!

*so many hand signs*

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:negative:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
That Lewis pitch that left the park was impressively into meatball status.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


that was a pretty quick ejection

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
hey, Laz Diaz, go gently caress yourself you stupid son of a bitch

oh gently caress and then this? fuuuuck

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


STINKBOMB



drat it, Mitch



good job, Colby

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 02:52 on May 10, 2016

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kilonum posted:

Papi doubles twice in one inning :woop:

Fernando Tatis is unimpressed.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

:woop: JACKIE BRADLEY JUNIOR GRAND SLAM :woop:

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Popete posted:

Zimmerman pops out to leave the bases loaded for the 3rd time in 2 days, lol. I thought Dusty learned his lesson and was putting someone else behind Bryce?

What does it matter? Alex Wilson is the most unhittable pitcher in baseball.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

When JBJ gets hot he is absurdly good :stare:

Glenn_Beckett
Sep 13, 2008

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'
JBJ is hitting like a loving demon, JBJ is a six-armed Hindu god of dingers rn.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kilonum posted:

:woop: JACKIE BRADLEY JUNIOR GRAND SLAM :woop:

I think you mean a PAPA JOHN SLAM!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn that was pathetic

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



bryce harper running back on the field after being ejected to celebrate a walk-off HR while screaming gently caress you at the ump is my favorite moment of the season so far

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Jackie Bradley made an error? At least he can hit

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Aye Doc posted:

bryce harper running back on the field after being ejected to celebrate a walk-off HR while screaming gently caress you at the ump is my favorite moment of the season so far

That paired with a classic Detroit loss is what makes baseball truly special.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



it's so beautiful

https://twitter.com/EvanPetzold/status/729856325874671616

i love the ump's instant head turn. i love every frame of it

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


sweet jesus Rangers

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Aye Doc posted:

bryce harper running back on the field after being ejected to celebrate a walk-off HR while screaming gently caress you at the ump is my favorite moment of the season so far

I actually like the Tigers a lot, believe it or not, but holy poo poo this is pretty amazing

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Jake Peavy and Matt Cain against the Blue Jays :suicide: We're going to see a billion dinger double homicide.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

A's fielding :laffo:

Scored a RBI single :catstare:

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Looool A's not a good night for them.

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


I stand with Bryce

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Ungratek posted:

I stand with Bryce

how many times a year does that ump deserve a good "gently caress you" and doesn't get it? bryce is trying to right the wrongs of the world

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jake Lamb just CRUSHED a 3R HR in Colorado. 445 ft :stare:

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Aye Doc posted:

it's so beautiful

https://twitter.com/EvanPetzold/status/729856325874671616

i love the ump's instant head turn. i love every frame of it

I love every second of this.

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
oh good lord are you kidding me

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