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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Odor owns


good job, Beltre

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 03:29 on May 10, 2016

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
I know it's not a save situation but Robertson is really good at pitching so maybe, just maybe

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Jake Peavy and Matt Cain against the Blue Jays :suicide: We're going to see a billion dinger double homicide.

Every frame of the top innings might be Live Look-In worthy.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Why was Harper ejected? Either way, lol.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Really? You pitch to Beltre here?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Popete posted:

Why was Harper ejected? Either way, lol.

earlier in the game, he had argued a third strike call. when he anda few other guys from the dugout were complaining about balls and strikes in the next to last AB, the ump took the chance to toss him

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
:toot: Blue Jays

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Pancakes posted:

Really? You pitch to Beltre here?

no

nooooooo

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Oh look at that, Peavy's already in trouble.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
It's an utter mystery to me how baffled Tulo is by pitches right down the middle.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
So is getting chippy with the ump like Harper did there something you get a suspension for or is that just part of Making Baseball Fun Again

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Pancakes posted:

Really? You pitch to Beltre here?

No guts, no gl[~CRACK~]

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Chexoid posted:

It's an utter mystery to me how baffled Tulo is by pitches right down the middle.

Seeing Tulo slumping so hard is so odd to me.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Peavy limited the damage? :stare:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Toilet Mouth posted:

No guts, no gl[~CRACK~]

Fielder was up next. There was plenty of gut no matter what.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

CubsWoo posted:

So is getting chippy with the ump like Harper did there something you get a suspension for or is that just part of Making Baseball Fun Again

He might for coming back on the field after being ejected but I dunno if it matters that the game was over when he did

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Pancakes posted:

Fielder was up next. There was plenty of gut no matter what.

and absolutely no glory

The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
Bryce Harper is a petulant cry-baby. That is all.

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

CubsWoo posted:

So is getting chippy with the ump like Harper did there something you get a suspension for or is that just part of Making Baseball Fun Again

I dunno, was it the same up that called Sox/Yanks Friday night?

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

New Concept Hole posted:

Peavy limited the damage? :stare:

All-Star sluggers Pillar, Tulowitzki and Martin limited the damage.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


DESMOND!

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

The Piper posted:

Bryce Harper is a petulant cry-baby. That is all.

its not his fault the cubs made him forget what strikes looked like

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
goddamnit this

ugh

you

no

ugh

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Reminder that intentionally walking Beltre was the correct move. Your glasses cannot mask your stupidity, Robin.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
too little too late

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Ken Giles to pitch in the 8th :ohdear:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Sanchez a little wobbly here.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Please be good Tolleson

Lord Psychodin
Jun 16, 2007
Lord of the fools

:dukedog:
College Slice
Curtis Granderson first pitch HR. I want to see more of those!

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Time for some late night blue jays

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Giles doesn't gently caress up! :woop:

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
This'll be Sanchez's first career AB, I think.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


where did that miss?



gently caress



Banister sure was pissed

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 03:48 on May 10, 2016

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Bruce Kison posted:

where did that miss?



gently caress

Maybe glove movement made him think up? I honestly thought it was a strike.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
*looks at Tulo, Goins, Martin, everyone really, opens heart shaped pendant around neck*

http://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=PaBWtqzaUoo&video_start=0&audio=A_U6iSAn_fY&audio_start=11

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I am so loving done with Shawn Tolleson

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:negative:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Please demote Tolleson from closer already.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Why isn't this game over yet?

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The Piper
Feb 18, 2007

Step right up and greet the Mets
Cespedes is so talented but also so so lazy. Just got doubled off 2nd because he went into the bag standing instead of sliding

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