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Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

howe_sam posted:

Why isn't this game over yet?

Hembree is broken, that's why

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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I don't mind Tolleson being the closer in theory since it's an overrated role, I just loving hate that having it lets him supersede every other RP. Diekman's way better than Tolleson and got lifted last inning when it made sense, but Tolleson gives up a rope to loving Alex Avila and stays in the game because ~closer~

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Back in first place :toot:

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
A shame Hamilton's still hurt. This would be a great PH spot.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

My heart can't take this poo poo

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Hanser! :woop:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


HANSER

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Enjoy your Edwing, San Francisco.

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Edwin Encarnación just tied Joe Carter for regular season home runs as a Blue Jay (203).

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Jake Peavy and Matt Cain against the Blue Jays :suicide: We're going to see a billion dinger double homicide.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Oh gently caress they killed Forsythe with an HBP :(

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


good job Dyson

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Wilmer Flores tired to eat his own helmet while sliding into second. Didn't work.

Bruised and cut, he carries on.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Sometimes Aaron Sanchez does this thing where every pitch he throws is cartoonishly magnetically drawn to the upper right part of the zone, but when he's not doing that he's Very Good.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


redeem yourself Prince

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Chexoid posted:

Sometimes Aaron Sanchez does this thing where every pitch he throws is cartoonishly magnetically drawn to the upper right part of the zone, but when he's not doing that he's Very Good.

I have every confidence that he'll shutout the Giants. Right now this seem to be one of those stretches that is seems like everyone in the lineup is simultaneously slumping.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

I have every confidence that he'll shutout the Giants. Right now this seem to be one of those stretches that is seems like everyone in the lineup is simultaneously slumping.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Desmond!



Come on Mitch, just a fly to the outfield




gently caress gently caress gently caress

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 04:25 on May 10, 2016

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

gently caress off Mitch, that's the one loving thing you can't do there

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Theres a lady at the SF game that must be sitting close to a mic or something, I've been able to hear her since the first inning. She also appears to be cheering for the jays and gets real excited about foul balls

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


well, that works.


End this, Odor

drat it

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Everyone taking their turns loving this game up

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Everyone taking their turns loving this game up

Give him home. Do it!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


oh my loving god



e: yeah, it looked like Odor intentionally tripped him



E: This is dumb

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Baseball is a fair sport

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Well that was predictable

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Todd Frazier was an extremely good pickup for the Sox.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
That was one less grand slam than I expected Peavy to give up. Nice one Jake!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


of course



Im turning it off, I cant watch anymore

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Rangers got lucky there.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
If only Mitch hadn't grounded into that double play :negative:

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Xenophon you're cool in my book FYI

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
5 IP and 3 ER, literally the best outing from Peavy we could hope for.

iKickDogs
Aug 31, 2001

Howie Kendrick made a two-out error, so Steven Matz doubled in a run.

Just world.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Ragnarok the Red posted:

If only Mitch hadn't grounded into that double play :negative:

I wish he would have just stood there the whole AB and done nothing. loving 2-0 count and he just takes a big retard hack at a ball he can't even lift

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Is there anyone in the MLB more generic looking than Todd Frazier?

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Hahah nice recovery on that play Edwin

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

I wish he would have just stood there the whole AB and done nothing. loving 2-0 count and he just takes a big retard hack at a ball he can't even lift

Don't be too angry at him; this game would have been over like, an hour ago if they just hadn't pitched to Beltre.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Pancakes posted:

Don't be too angry at him; this game would have been over like, an hour ago if they just hadn't pitched to Beltre.

I'm probably even more angry at Tolleson tbh

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Pillar draws a walk? Hallelujah.

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