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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > RAW is "Why have a clever title, Alex fucking Riley is gone!" for 9 May 16

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The Landstander posted:

There's something kind of odd about Cass's delivery that works. It's like, "here's a simple declarative statement. And another one."

When a guy is that big, it doesn't so much matter what he says because you're sure as gently caress going to listen.

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Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

The Landstander posted:

There's something kind of odd about Cass's delivery that works. It's like, "here's a simple declarative statement. And another one."

He seems like one of the few people who's actually good at the default WWE face style of talking.

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

How can Cass beat Jericho when AJ couldn't? :ohdear:

:ohdear:

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Dr. rear end posted:

They did it in NXT when Zo broke his leg. They clearly have a lot of faith in Cass, and rightfully so

He is a 7 footer that can talk. Such a rarity!

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Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

Brennan posted:

Vince is so hard right now

where's vinceflex?!

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Cass has a LOT of chest acne.

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spinst: Jul 14, 2012

yay big cass

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

That was really gay

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only temporary: Sep 3, 2006

Okay, sure, I'm down with this.

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wyoak: Feb 14, 2005; a glass case of emotion; Fallen Rib

rip enzo, never to be seen again

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Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

You are S A W F T Jericho!

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

A crowd in fuckin' Omaha shouted AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT on its own with no guidance. Enzo & Cass are fuckin over

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The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Jerusalem posted:

When a guy is that big, it doesn't so much matter what he says because you're sure as gently caress going to listen.

Yeah, there's a confidence to it.

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Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

This is good

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tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

Oh scarf dad, put your jacket back on.

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SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Dr. rear end posted:

A crowd in fuckin' Omaha shouted AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT on its own with no guidance. Enzo & Cass are fuckin over

It's so beautiful. :allears:

:allears:

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Hahaha that boot

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I loved every single second of that entire opening section.

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Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

I'm ok with Singles Megastar Big Cass as long as Enzo's around to shoot his mouth off when he gets better.

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

HE HATES THOSE CABLES

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

The way Big Cass talks it's reminding me of Razor and the New Generation.

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Jerusalem posted:

When a guy is that big, it doesn't so much matter what he says because you're sure as gently caress going to listen.

Would you say you can teach that or not?

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Jericho was done until Cass decided to Spell It Out For UsTM, at which point that was it.

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Holy poo poo! I love it, Maggle!

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Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Test V2

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The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

OatmealRaisin posted:

I'm ok with Singles Megastar Big Cass as long as Enzo's around to shoot his mouth off when he gets better.

Enzo's gonna get a wonderful pop when he comes back he'll be fine :allears:

:allears:

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

StarkRavingMad posted:

Take a shot anytime someone says new era

Borrowed Ladder posted:

where's vinceflex?!

at home with the dogs

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theminx: Jun 7, 2007; I has a bucket.

Nebraska has a good crowd? WTF Who transported Chicago to Omaha?

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

enzo died of his wounds

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Dr. rear end posted:

A crowd in fuckin' Omaha shouted AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT on its own with no guidance. Enzo & Cass are fuckin over

gently caress yeah they are

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Oh good that JOBBER Paige.

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Big Cass rules and I'm glad he and Enzo got over so quickly and naturally.

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Cass hanging in a promo with Jericho really speaks highly of him.

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Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Man that is not a good looking opening match

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Please send Dolph straight into unemployment, Corbin.

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bartok: May 10, 2006

Chromatic posted:

Test V2

I loving loved Test as a kid.

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

bartok posted:

He is a 7 footer that can talk. Such a rarity!

He's not really 7' :ssh:

:ssh:

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Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Chromatic posted:

Test V2

Pretty much Enzo needs to come back as soon as he's able.

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Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

I hope everyone realizes at some point somewhere somebody asked "how do we follow up that opening segment" and someone else responded "Ziggler/Corbin. Book it."

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Mr Muggy: Mar 30, 2010; I'm just gonna do this for about two minutes, okay?

Codependent Poster posted:

Please send Dolph straight into unemployment, Corbin.

"Go back to caddying!"

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