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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > RAW is "Why have a clever title, Alex fucking Riley is gone!" for 9 May 16

bartok: May 10, 2006

nooneofconsequence posted:

He's not really 7'

He's a WWE 7' and that's all that matters.

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Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

bartok posted:

I loving loved Test as a kid.

Dis, dis, dis is a Cass
Once his push stops he'll fall on his rear end

*ominous music*

# ? May 10, 2016 01:20

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Shima Honnou posted:

The way Big Cass talks it's reminding me of Razor and the New Generation.

That's exactly who I heard in his statements.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:20

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Chromatic posted:

Dis, dis, dis is a Cass
Once his push stops he'll fall on his rear end

*ominous music*

He calls his fans his Cass-traters!

# ? May 10, 2016 01:21

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

bartok posted:

He's a WWE 7' and that's all that matters.

Until they get in the ring with Shaq!

# ? May 10, 2016 01:21

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

theminx posted:

Nebraska has a good crowd? WTF Who transported Chicago to Omaha?

Omaha is a good city with good people and a wonderful zoo and good food and well that's about it

# ? May 10, 2016 01:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Super-sized stupid idiot :xd:

:xd:

# ? May 10, 2016 01:22

Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Super-sized Stupid Idiot lmao.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:22

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Nuerra

# ? May 10, 2016 01:22

Ishin: Dec 31, 2008; ~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Don't you dare co-opt that Steph.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

gently caress you Stephanie

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

This Stephanie confuses me.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Jericho looking up and his wince were perfect. He's so great :allears:

:allears:

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

checksin: Nov 23, 2006; I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...

Steph alignment is so tiresome

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

stephanie is only other people's catchphrase over

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

That's three New Eras in this promo segment alone

If you're playing the drinking game you're well on your way to wasted

Also weird face Steph probably deserves a bonus drink

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

What's Steph's game here

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

TheHock: Jul 3, 2008; I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.

Vince is backstage thinking "Finally, we got rid of that annoying guy who hung out with Big Cass, now I can push him to the moon!"

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

crazycarl: Jun 13, 2001; Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

YESS she did agane

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

face steph is weird and i dont like it

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

bartok posted:

He's a WWE 7' and that's all that matters.

6'10" but close enough

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Any time Jericho calls someone a stupid idiot it reminds me of Dennis Reynolds which makes him all the better

# ? May 10, 2016 01:23

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Fittingly for a New Era the show hasn't changed and we even have a new Diesel. It's just like the last time!

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

So Stephanie's thing now is stealing peoples catchphrases to get herself over?

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Phew glad to see Stephanie is back to burying everyone

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

Cass main eventing is hilarious. He's SO BIG

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Why did Steph pronounce "again" like she's in a costume drama?

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Go RV!: Jun 19, 2008; Uglier on the inside.

Go RV! posted:

face steph is weird and i dont like it

i still like it more than dolph ziggler

go away dolph ziggler

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

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schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Stephanie sucks but is also very good

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entropy: Jul 19, 2003; I'm afraid I just blue and gold myself.

RAW IS forced catchphrases

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Why couldn't this guy be purged.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

let's... go... Ziggler :negative:

:negative:

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Steph is spastically a face again I see.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Wow giving Cass the Mainevent to job to Jericho

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

JT Smiley: Mar 3, 2006; Thats whats up!

Glad to see "NEW ERA" Stephanie is totally different from the one we had to sit through for three years.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Wait why is steph face now what did I miss

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

I hope the commentators say "New Era" all the time too

# ? May 10, 2016 01:24

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Maxwell Lord posted:

Why did Steph pronounce "again" like she's in a costume drama?

steph is a catchphrase vampire

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Corbin wishes he was as tall as Cass.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

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