RAW is "Why have a clever title, Alex fucking Riley is gone!" for 9 May 16 - The Something Awful Forums

Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > RAW is "Why have a clever title, Alex fucking Riley is gone!" for 9 May 16

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Stephanie acting like a face towards Big Cass feels gross and wrong

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:52

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

They should bring in Baron's cousin Jeremy.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

rebel1608 posted:

Wait why is steph face now what did I miss

The McMahons love getting over with cheap stunts

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Why did Steph pronounce "again" like she's in a costume drama?

I think it's a bad Canadian pronunciation joke, eh?

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

i want to do something like chant "baron's gonna kill you" or something but i know full well corbin's jobbing to dolph so i'm just going to sit here and be bored i guess

go follow ryback to the TNA bunker dolph

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Okay I like Baron's spotlights thing.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

how can a man look 47 and 12 at the same time

# ? May 10, 2016 01:25

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

"Baron Corpin"

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

makoto20: Nov 23, 2006

Go RV! posted:

face steph is weird and i dont like it

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

New pants for Baron?

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The Oil Baron's hair is really sad.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

the new era sucks push kane again

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

So are they gonna let Corbin go full Hogan or will they actually make him shave his head at some point

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Big Cass in the main event... :dance:

:dance:

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

I hope to god Cass doesn't go over Jericho in an upset if Fandango's career is anything to go by.

Also call up Carmella already you fucks.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Hace: Feb 13, 2012; <<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Strong promo

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Oh the NEW ERA, Corbin?

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Baron Corbin is just Shadow the Hedgehog tier edgy and it's hilarious

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

His stomach is hypnotic.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

you heard corbin, nothing matters

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

Brock Lesnar posted:

how can a man look 47 and 12 at the same time

He has stretch marks

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I'm pretty sure a large part of Jericho's contract negotiation was,"I wanna wrestle a bunch of the cool new guys you're bringing in" and I'm very happy about it.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Dango Bango posted:

New pants for Baron?

They got nothing on Fandango pants.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

SomeMathGuy: Oct 4, 2014; The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Shima Honnou posted:

Okay I like Baron's spotlights thing.

His entrance is possibly the best part about him, and I say that while rather liking his "I'm going to kill Dolph Ziggler" gimmick.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:26

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Codependent Poster posted:

He calls his fans his Cass-traters!

He's a handsome fella, so they should be Cass-anovas :smug:

:smug:

Big Colin Cassady
He's 7 feet tall
Later on this evening
He's breakin' down the walls

# ? May 10, 2016 01:27

Neon Knight: Jan 14, 2009

For my health I am just going to drink every time someone DOESN'T say "New Era".

# ? May 10, 2016 01:27

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Henceman #3 in the movie Cobra vs Ziggler fued is sort of bad imo

# ? May 10, 2016 01:27

Borrowed Ladder: May 4, 2007; monarch of the sleeping marches

Do they always announce Dolph as 218 lbs because :lol:

:lol:

# ? May 10, 2016 01:27

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

WWE NewEra is beating you over the head with the sledgehammer of marketing buzzwords for 9 May 16

# ? May 10, 2016 01:27

makoto20: Nov 23, 2006

Baron's pants are not very End of Days. More like End of nine holes of golf.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:27

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

baron corbin is repulsive

# ? May 10, 2016 01:28

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

This looks like a garbage raw already and I'm sad about it.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:28

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Shima Honnou posted:

"Baron Corpin"

Baron Chopin

# ? May 10, 2016 01:28

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Needs More Ditka posted:

WWE NewEra is beating you over the head with the sledgehammer of marketing buzzwords for 9 May 16

Worked for Diva's Revolution.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:28

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

makoto20 posted:

Baron's pants are not very End of Days. More like End of nine holes of golf.

They're the skinny jeans of WWE gear...it's like he can't decide if he wants to be emo or hipster

# ? May 10, 2016 01:29

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Sigma posted:

The McMahons love getting over with cheap stunts

I know but I was hoping for a little more effort from them

# ? May 10, 2016 01:29

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

BOOTY-ADE posted:

He's a handsome fella, so they should be Cass-anovas

No see, people were comparing him to Test, and his fans were Testicles, soooo...

# ? May 10, 2016 01:29

bartok: May 10, 2006

You would think that doing an Al Pacino in an impersonation competition would be an immediate disqualification.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:29

Distant Chicken: Aug 15, 2007

Blaise330 posted:

Worked for Diva's Revolution.

The Diva's Revolution ended with the death of the Diva branding. Hopefully if New Era takes off they release Roman.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:29

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:52

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Part of the WWE Network second screen experience should be a screen of Enzo watching Raw and commentating on Big Cass' appearances/matches.

# ? May 10, 2016 01:30

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > RAW is "Why have a clever title, Alex fucking Riley is gone!" for 9 May 16

Powered by: vBulletin Version 2.2.9 (SABB-v2.24.04)
Copyright ©2000, 2001, Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright ©2024, Jeffrey of YOSPOS