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If you have spent any time on GBS you know probably know two things about me. I am a crazy shovel murdering psychopath, and that I like crazy B-Movies. You may have read one of my three threads on weird B-Movies (porn). Instead of reviewing a B-Movie in this segment I will be reviewing someone who makes B-Movies, Bill Zebub. He's quite the character. In sum he is more pathetic and ridiculous than most of the movies I watch. Who Is Bill Zebub?  Bill Zebub can best be described by his own words from the short blurb on his meticulously self-written Wikipedia article. Wikipedia posted:"Bill Zebub is the manager of Bill Zebub Productions. His production company publishes a quarterly magazine titled The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds, mainly about death metal music and independent movies. He has made an array of low-budget films, and also is the host of a radio show on WFMU in the New Jersey area. He hosts the show under the alias 'Professor Dum Dum' ". Check out the trailer for Holocaust Cannibal. While it seems to be YouTube safe and censors the nudity it is obviously still   Boy howdy, that's a lot of slow motion. In fact a significant percentage more than half of Holocaust Cannibal is in slow motion. This is because Bill Zebub doesn't have a creative bone in his body and probably never thinks up a plot before hand. Everything he does is just barfed out of him and done on the fly. The 96 minute run time includes maybe 20 whole minutes of normal footage. The rest is just semi naked girls punching Nazis in the woods. I must admit to hardly paying attention. I have no idea what it is about. IMDb says "Nearing the end of WW2, Nazis realize that they will lose. A handful of them board a plane bound for Argentina, where they plan to live in hiding. During the flight lightning hits the plane and the SS parachute onto an island populated by savages. Atrocities await". It could be that, who knows. So after finishing this steaming pile of poo poo I was morbidly curious to see if this genius had made anything else terrible. It turns out, yes, he has made some truly stunning bad movies. Here are some samples of some of his films! - Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist (2003)  - The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made (2005) http://i.imgur.com/XKJScFa.png - Rape is a Circle (2006)  - Assmonster: The Making of a Horror Movie (2006)  - Frankenstein The Rapist (2008) http://i.imgur.com/IRbADDy.png - Forgive Me for Raping You (2008)  - Zombiechrist (2010)  - Antfarm Dickhole (2011)  - Dickshark (2016) [Not Released] You're probably thinking "Wow, those all look like terrible loving movies" and you are absolutely correct. Each one of his films is a thinly veiled excuse to hire some white trash chicks to let him do sick and depraved poo poo to them like tying them up and finger loving them dressed as a clown , or possibly crucifying them on some trees in the woods  . Bill Zebub's limit for depravity knows no bounds. His movies are like a compilation of what will happen to poor girls responding to ads on Craigslist. Skimming through some of his other movies gives one the impression that his real aim is to get his rocks off in weird and hosed up ways that no sane girl would do without being paid. Because just paying for the hosed up sex is technically prostitution, he brings his trusty camera along. Now it's a movie! She's being paid to "act"! Splice in some nonsense plot in between cuts and we have a wrap. Instead of keeping these movies locked away in his basement dungeon he has decided to release them to the public.Narcissism Do you know who Bill Zebub's #1 fan is? It's Bill Zebub. He loving loves himself. Even quickly reading portions of his Wikipedia article makes it obvious that he wrote the entire thing himself. Bill Zebub posted:The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds Bill Zebub couldn't just stop tooting his horn at Wikipedia. This man of self indulgence has gone on to produce a 2 hour long documentary about himself The first line in his documentary is himself saying "Are you intimidated working next to me because I am a famous director?". His co star laughs at him. Not only that but he has made several other documentaries about himself. Filled with wonderful clips of people giving him poo poo for making terrible movies. He seems to be making these documentaries in some broken-brain attempt at getting in front of anyone being critical of his work. They all have this weird "puppet master" excuse vibe, where he he hammers home this idea that he is making bad movies because he intends them to be bad, and somehow that makes them good. It's a little like FYAD posting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCeBxpgksYQ So what's next for Bill Zebub? Well right now he has a movie called Dickshark in the works. You can check out the trailer for this terrible piece of garbage if you'd like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n6a90Yo-R8 So thank you Bill Zebub. Thank you for being a terrible person. Keep on keepin' on  
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Of course he's a WFMU DJ.
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May 10, 2016 01:27
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who gives a gently caress
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May 10, 2016 01:28
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big fan of ant farm dickhole here
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May 10, 2016 01:28
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cool
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May 10, 2016 01:29
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JiveHonky posted:cool thanks for checking in im making chicken.
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May 10, 2016 01:30
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fyodor posted:thanks for checking in im making chicken. what kind? fried, baked, broiled?
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May 10, 2016 01:33
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JiveHonky posted:what kind? fried, baked, broiled? grilling a bunch of drumsticks and asparagus.
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May 10, 2016 01:34
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fyodor posted:grilling a bunch of drumsticks and asparagus. nice. enjoy my friend 
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May 10, 2016 01:35
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Somehow the OP is the kind of person to type up paragraphs and paragraphs about "Bill Zebub" and miss the fact that his name is a play on Beelzebub which explains everything about everything to do with this man
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May 10, 2016 01:39
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Next up: a scathing review of this guy who calls himself "Hey, Zeus!" and makes a lot of movies about Jesus and God and the Holy Might of the Gospel
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May 10, 2016 01:40
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are we going to obsess over every autistic weirdo on the internet i mean come on you guys
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May 10, 2016 01:42
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Buttmeister posted:are we going to obsess over every autistic weirdo on the internet i mean come on you guys Why not?
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May 10, 2016 01:44
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Rap Sucks  Going to take a real long shot of a guess and say Mr. Zebub doesn't have a positive view regarding Black people.
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May 10, 2016 01:52
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teen witch posted:Rap Sucks Bill Zebub, or "beelzebub" (the hebrew word for the devil) would never make movies just to offend people, and is definitely a real person.
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May 10, 2016 01:58
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satanic splash-back posted:Bill Zebub, or "beelzebub" (the hebrew word for the devil) would never make movies just to offend people, and is definitely a real person. Excuse me, William Zebub
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May 10, 2016 02:00
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He's actually a big fan of rap as long as you add an "e"
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May 10, 2016 02:07
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Rap is definitely a trend I will be sad when it's over which will be very soon. 
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May 10, 2016 02:14
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PANG!!!!
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May 10, 2016 02:22
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Rape Stink posted:He's actually a big fan of rap as long as you add an "e" 
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May 10, 2016 02:38
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I saw a documentary (well, the first half was a documentary) with him in it and he said the rape scene in Irreversible was the only rape scene he couldn't jerk off to. Make of that what you will.
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May 10, 2016 03:04
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Hes not as cool as the Anus.com guys and their mac bong.
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May 10, 2016 03:11
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So what are you all too above making fun of cray people now? 
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Windows 98 posted:So what's next for Bill Zebub? Well right now he has a movie called Dickshark in the works. You can check out the trailer for this terrible piece of garbage if you'd like. You guys are seriously missing out if you don't watch this. "Love vapors" gets an inflection that would make Laurence Olivier proud.
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May 10, 2016 17:21
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Rape Stink posted:He's actually a big fan of rap as long as you add an "e" e-rap? like electronic rap, over the internet?
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i think it is actually kind of laudable how you manage to care so much about dumb poo poo that no one should ever care about. i think you and the bad movie guy are the only ones who even notice if he is alive or not.
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May 10, 2016 17:46
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Very interesting thread, I'll make the sandwiches.
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May 10, 2016 17:48
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Windows 98 posted:So what are you all too above making fun of cray people now? Sorry I think that Bill Zebub is definitely worth making fun of,but I'm salty that all the Uli threads get gassed. It's rude AF IMO
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May 10, 2016 17:50
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I was never interested in his movies but his radio show was pretty funny. He'd speak in a cartoonish vampire voice and take calls on subjects like "write a poem about what you would do to the baby Jesus"
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May 10, 2016 19:16
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satanic splash-back posted:Somehow the OP is the kind of person to type up paragraphs and paragraphs about "Bill Zebub" and miss the fact that his name is a play on Beelzebub which explains everything about everything to do with this man Windows 98 is desperate for attention and thinks these effort posts will get him a position as gbs moderator lmao
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May 10, 2016 19:34
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not enough nazi tits in this thread voted 2
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May 10, 2016 19:35
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i stopped reading at crazy shovel murdering psychopath but i'm all in
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May 10, 2016 19:36
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Hey, I've met that dude. As a side gig he gets off interviewing metal bands and questioning their sexuality until they get mad at him. Or something
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May 10, 2016 19:47
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big black turnout posted:Windows 98 is desperate for attention and thinks these effort posts will get him a position as gbs moderator lmao What would you do if it worked?
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May 10, 2016 19:54
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I too have seen this man's films. Particularly "AntFarm Dickhole" which I am fairly certain is the same exact footage as that Nazi movie's trailer.
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May 10, 2016 20:12
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Buttmeister posted:are we going to obsess over every autistic weirdo on the internet i mean come on you guys Absolutely
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May 10, 2016 20:25
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big black turnout posted:Windows 98 is desperate for attention and thinks these effort posts will get him a position as gbs moderator lmao
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May 10, 2016 21:07
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Oh hey, I've actually seen a couple of the terrible movies in the op. They came in one of those 10 packs of B movies you can get for like $2 at Hastings.
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May 10, 2016 21:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mU2wv9Z88o&t=376s
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