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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i was thinking the other day that maybe someone should say something about all this "wall business" and get the conversation going. i mean, lets get real. everyone wants it, everyones got to have it. lets show a little initiative, americans!

jfk used to always say, "ask not what america can do for you, but what you can do for america!"

welp, ill tell you one thing we can do! lets get this wall done before christmas and have the greatest holiday season ever! and then we can build the gas chambers!!!

:horse:

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzfNrkJ-3mE

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

We could build a street that runs parallel to the wall and call it "wall street"

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Maybe some sort of amusement park nearby and call it "wally world"
just spitballin here folks

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
when it comes to seperating stuff, walls cant be beat. walls. build one today

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

various cheeses posted:

Maybe some sort of amusement park nearby and call it "wally world"
just spitballin here folks

its fun for the whole family. i propose "sand caves"

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
We're gonna need a lot of concrete and rebar and plywood

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

when it comes to seperating stuff, walls cant be beat. walls. build one today

looks like we had a little visit from the "national wall foundation", pretty sly but i can see through your bushy muff

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
im not good outside, i can prob set up a firewall tho lol

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

We need to create Mount Rushmore Version 2 on a mesa overlooking this wall.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I was with you until that last part

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
coincidently the NWF (national wall foundation) has some nefarious ties with the national sleep foundation. keep your heads on a swivel

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I hear the Mexicans will work for pennies on the dollar of the white man, we should offer them jobs building the wall. However we must be very careful none of them understands the actual engineering of the wall, or they might find a way through when the wall is complete.

Also, how many Wall-Marts should we build on this project?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
everyone wants to get their wall plans in first i guess. cant blame them.

ours has a moat :smug:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Why isn't the poll multiple answer dgsw?

You are such a loving disappointment!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I hear the Mexicans will work for pennies on the dollar of the white man, we should offer them jobs building the wall. However we must be very careful none of them understands the actual engineering of the wall, or they might find a way through when the wall is complete.

Also, how many Wall-Marts should we build on this project?

we are doing this ONLINE you noob we dont need poo poo

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I hear the Mexicans will work for pennies on the dollar of the white man, we should offer them jobs building the wall. However we must be very careful none of them understands the actual engineering of the wall, or they might find a way through when the wall is complete.

Also, how many Wall-Marts should we build on this project?

Trick question, the wall is made of Wal-marts!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
ive been training for this day *deadlifts wrapping paper tube w stuffed animal on each end*

lets lift some rocks ladies

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Where's walldo :(

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop posted:

ive been training for this day *deadlifts wrapping paper tube w stuffed animal on each end*

lets lift some rocks ladies

im thinking we need some kind of "folding at home" type of wall utility that can use un-tapped computing power. like minecraft

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wallcraft? holy poo poo eureka mother fuckers

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

here's a little drywall humor for you heh heh heh

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
I am disappointed to see GBS buying into the ideology of fear and intolerance that forum post Dad Gay. So What stands for

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
*Unzips pants*

I got your border wall right here!* :smug:








*Some assembly required

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
our wall has built in ladders with murder kits at the top of each

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


dad gay. so what posted:

we are doing this ONLINE you noob we dont need poo poo

Why the gently caress would we build a wall online? That's the dumbest poo poo I have heard of.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'll make the website. Does anyone know if Wall.com is taken?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
get on the winning team people

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

I'll make the website. Does anyone know if Wall.com is taken?

i dont know but i have a feeling we are going to need a BIG website for this. its going to have to do most of the heavy lifitng so to speak

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'll swing by Home Depot in my truck and pick up a few guys to help.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

dad gay. so what posted:

i dont know but i have a feeling we are going to need a BIG website for this. its going to have to do most of the heavy lifitng so to speak

I'll set the website's resolution to 1920*1080

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
try using caps "WALL.com"

people probably didnt think of that

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

here's a selfie i took with a big wall if you want an idea of what we're going for here

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
what if there was a store to buy walls at. they could call it wallmart

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I've already started writing an essay about our wall. What do you think of this as an opening:

Webster's dictionary defines "Wall" as "a solid barrier made of wood, stone or brick that serves to deliniate a boundary and provide protection..."

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm working on a new product, like truck nuts but for walls, thinking of calling them Wall Balls.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

here's a selfie i took with a big wall if you want an idea of what we're going for here



ya know, that reminded me of something...

have you guys ever heard of the "great wall" of china? whats so loving great about it? it sounds like poo poo. plus you can obviously just walk around on it so whats the loving point. they built that poo poo like 3000 years ago and we cant build a wall with the power of social media? please.

these idiots have a lot of poo poo to learn about technology and efficiency. idiots

BearBlasting
Aug 17, 2013

Blast off!
Just take the wall to its logical conclusion and build it out of burritos with refried beans for mortar in between them.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
#notallwalls

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