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Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles
Pros:
+Bullying is a natural way for a society to police its own culture and prevent it from descending into anarchy and hedonism
+Makes you feel superior to others, huge self esteem boost
+Shames people into changing for the better, helps them fit into society
+The internet makes it really easy to bully people too stupid to turn off their screen
+People have to face their bullies; they learn how to deal with their problems head-on rather than running away from them

Cons:
-Hurts peoples feelings (who cares??)
-Some people might kill themselves (but they remove their weak psyche from the gene pool, actually seems like a pro?)
-You might push them too far and they will snap and try to kill you or others

Overall it seems like bullying is a good thing but it needs to be done in moderation

What Do You Think?

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Let's bully the OP

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Agreed, if more kids get bullied there would be fewer furries, bronies and anime watchers. All of which makes the world a better place.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

pro level bullying techniques:

swirlie
stuffing people in lockers
threatening to stuff people in lockers
noogie
headlock followed by a noogie
the "wet willy"
that game where you make a circle with your fingers and if they look at it you get to punch them

dad on the rag
Apr 25, 2010
I am gonna bully the OP by voting 1.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
actually bullying galvanizes people into doing the very thing they're bullied about, but in a more insular group that takes it too far

major backfire imo

wait until you have pogrom power at least

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

bullying has been around longer than religion and ppl get all mad when you want to get rid of religion but they want to just get rid of blulying? - the hubris of man

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

LiftAuff posted:

I am gonna bully the OP by voting 1.

i'm going to go to the op's house and grab his mouse hand and make him vote it 1 and then repeatedly ask him why he is voting his own thread 1

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

satanic splash-back posted:

pro level bullying techniques:

swirlie
stuffing people in lockers
threatening to stuff people in lockers
noogie
headlock followed by a noogie
the "wet willy"
that game where you make a circle with your fingers and if they look at it you get to punch them

Just point and laugh

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

hey guys back off, i think the op is pretty cool

[to everyone except the op] what a douchebag lets own this loser haha

Schlonged Again
Jan 30, 2016

a young boy gets called a fag by his bully and gets his underwear pulled up over his head in front of all the girls.

that boy's name?

ALEXANDER THE GREAT

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Mange Mite posted:

Just point and laugh

that one transcends all tier listings and language boundaries and is therefore the ultimate technique

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Stinky_Pete posted:

actually bullying galvanizes people into doing the very thing they're bullied about, but in a more insular group that takes it too far

So if I call some kid a fag enough times his genetics will change and he will become homosexual?

Very interesting...

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

satanic splash-back posted:

pro level bullying techniques:

swirlie
stuffing people in lockers
threatening to stuff people in lockers
noogie
headlock followed by a noogie
the "wet willy"
that game where you make a circle with your fingers and if they look at it you get to punch them

no atomic wedgie?

come on you weak minded piece of poo poo

step your game up

you're trash, nothing!

get over here, i'm loving yank your underwear up so hard your rear end in a top hat's gonna rip right open!

*dingdingdingdingdingding*

you're lucky i have too many late attendances or i'd gently caress you up right here

i better not see you after school, nerd!

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

Pawl posted:


Cons:
-Some people might kill themselves (but they remove their weak psyche from the gene pool, actually seems like a pro?)


That defintely belongs to pros. :hitler:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
One of my dogs bullies the other, it's actually quite funny. The same is true with humans, unless you are the one being bullied. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm pro bullying unless it is me being bullied

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

atomic wedgies are one of the best, but also one of the most easily defeated bullying techniques [going commando]

other good ideas include

pulling the chair out from behind them as they try to sit down
making fart noises then looking real weird at the kid in front of you
taking lunch money (usually a combo thing)
indian burn
playing keep away with something the victim thinks is important
towel snap
wet towel snap

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

satanic splash-back posted:

atomic wedgies are one of the best, but also one of the most easily defeated bullying techniques [going commando]

other good ideas include

pulling the chair out from behind them as they try to sit down
making fart noises then looking real weird at the kid in front of you
taking lunch money (usually a combo thing)
indian burn
playing keep away with something the victim thinks is important
towel snap
wet towel snap

spit balls

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


also a timeless classic, especially from multiple shooters

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I was bullied in school and it taught me that the most important thing in life is to crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.



The other guy sayed something about falcons but he was wrong.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
I bullied somebody once.

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost
Although I'm not a bully myself, I support the bully community.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Schlonged Again posted:

a young boy gets called a fag by his bully and gets his underwear pulled up over his head in front of all the girls.

that boy's name?

ALEXANDER THE GREAT

powerful anecdote

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i like to make people cry. its my gift.

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Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
it's a good way to get kids up to speed with how unfair life is.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
the great thing about bullying is if everyone bullies the same person, lots of people feel good and one person feels bad. Seems like a pretty good tradeoff.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Op gimme your SA certs or I'll beat you up.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Being bullied taught me how to deal with stress and adversity.

Bully's taught me to relax and laugh at anything. I only got picked on because I was being an angsty little nerd with a temper problem. I would bully me too. Hell, one of the people who bullied me did it because I was being an rear end to him. So i changed my attitude and quit being so serious. Once I learned that, all my social problems went away. People like me more now because I am chill and hard to offend. And I owe it all to the rear end in a top hat trouble kids who bullied me for being lame.

How you learn from bullying is a crucial part of your development as a human being. It forces you to learn how to deal with conflict and with people who do not like you. If you decide that killing people or yourself is the answer, then you have failed. Its tragic, but poo poo happens.

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Mokbek posted:

I bullied somebody once.

hosed up if true

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Airborne Viking posted:

the great thing about bullying is if everyone bullies the same person, lots of people feel good and one person feels bad. Seems like a pretty good tradeoff.

Utilitarianism at its finest imo

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I am a bully, AMA

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

if i had been bullied properly as a child, i may not have survived to be such a useless and pathetic sack of poo poo

bullies really dropped the ball on that imo

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I am a bully, AMA

whats your favorite technique? asking for a friend

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

cravius posted:

whats your favorite technique? asking for a friend

gently caress you nerd

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
anyone else, any other questions? i really dont mind

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I am a bully, AMA

Why haven't you killed yourself yet loser

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Smash it Smash hit posted:

I am a bully, AMA

What's your social security number, bank account number/routing number

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Pawl posted:

Why haven't you killed yourself yet loser

hey guys check out this pip squeak, he thinks he is tough! heh.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Kuato posted:

What's your social security number, bank account number/routing number

i dont know what any of those thigns are you worthless piece of trash

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
feels good to open up to you guys

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