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Have you heard the good news? Wünderkid Zückerberg can connect your brain stem directly to the global Hyperweb! Embrace the Hivemind. Except China.
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poopnanners posted:Have you heard the good news? Wünderkid Zückerberg can connect your brain stem directly to the global Hyperweb! Embrace the Hivemind. Except China. Can I do that, but for my rear end in a top hat?
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May 11, 2016 09:36
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Colonel Cancer posted:Can I do that, but for my rear end in a top hat? By using Google+
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May 11, 2016 12:47
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From my facebook feed... http://imgur.com/QhM8pBD
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May 11, 2016 12:57
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one guy at work doesn't have a FB and he's always surprised by everything "wait, when did you get a dog?!" lol @ guy at work
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May 11, 2016 13:06
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I got the kill newsfeed extension and my experience is a million times better. now I just shitpost directly onto my friends wall and don't have to ever watch another buzzfeed video.
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May 11, 2016 13:21
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I kept unfriending and unsubscribing from people who would spam useless poo poo 16 times per day. My gf's craxy ex started stalking me on it, so I just deactivated my account, and it's been that way off-and-on for 5 years now. It was nice having slutty photos of my early 20's coworkers pop up every now and then I guess. Also, what's with the lovely facebook app that somehow slows down your entire phone? Is it even made by the company? What a piece of poo poo, just use the web browser. Or Facebook Messenger if you have to.
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May 11, 2016 13:26
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Airborne Viking posted:I kept unfriending and unsubscribing from people who would spam useless poo poo 16 times per day. My gf's craxy ex started stalking me on it, so I just deactivated my account, and it's been that way off-and-on for 5 years now. It was nice having slutty photos of my early 20's coworkers pop up every now and then I guess. Some nice #facebookprotips from a real veteran here. Don't sleep on this 1
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May 11, 2016 13:27
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It used to be good for the occasional hot picture that my female friends would sometimes post of themselves but that's been happening less and less as time goes on. Now it's just choked with white-noise poo poo I couldn't care less about, though I do have a couple gems such as my one friend from HS who thinks the NBA put magnets in the basketball hoops to increase scoring. E: He's also a crazy 9/11 truther if it wasn't obvious, but I found the basketball point inflation thing much funnier than anything else he throws up in that regard. I'll say something once every month or two or if something happens that I actually care about, but I'm not even FB buddies with some of the friends with whom I'm in regular contact. And my wife and I almost never post anything about our relationship because if I feel like telling her I love her, I tell her to her face like a real person. C-Euro fucked around with this message at 14:27 on May 11, 2016 |
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May 11, 2016 14:04
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It's impressive how many of my 23 year old friends are on their 2nd kid now
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May 11, 2016 14:23
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No I don't have instaface sorry
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May 11, 2016 14:24
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Minimalist Program posted:I made a linkedin account some months back to get some stuff in order for work and an old ex girlfriend found me there somehow and wrote me a long rear end email about her divorce. hahahahahaha. They literally emailed you on a professional business site about their divorce. Holy poo poo.
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May 11, 2016 14:25
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I'm playing the long game and hoping that when everyone realizes how lovely Facebook and gradually start giving it up I'll be able to act super smug and say poo poo like "oh that, I haven't had one of those face things since 2015  "But yeah, it's definitely creepy as gently caress right now and admitting to not having a FB account is one rung above admitting you watch anime.
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May 11, 2016 14:28
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I don't have friends why would I want to use face book
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May 11, 2016 14:34
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Ahundredbux posted:I don't have friends why would I want to use face book I'll be your friend but I don't use face book.
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May 11, 2016 14:36
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RobattoJesus posted:I'm playing the long game I briefly thought this said that you were playing the log game, and I was excited beacuse I thought I was the only person who knew about the log game.
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May 11, 2016 14:36
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Minimalist Program posted:I'll be your friend but I don't use face book. Thanks but I'm friends going their own way
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May 11, 2016 14:37
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I have one but i rarely post or like anything or even read my news feed so their algorithm doesnt really know what to show me so it is usuallly really bad anyway and id cancel it altogether if i didnt agree w op that only weirdos dont have an fb. fick you mark fuckerberg
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May 11, 2016 14:46
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Minimalist Program posted:I briefly thought this said that you were playing the log game, and I was excited beacuse I thought I was the only person who knew about the log game. I have lots of free time since I gave up Facebook that I'm going to find a log right now and play with it.
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May 11, 2016 15:07
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i like fb but since contouring came in i can't tell any of the girls on there apart
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May 11, 2016 15:12
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facebook locked my account and demanded an ID because I was using a pseudonym with limited personal details. gently caress off creeperberg, zuckercreep
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May 11, 2016 20:23
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I'm amazed at people that live their whole lives through FB. My wife included, spends hours and hours a day looking at the phone and scrolling and pressing like. wtf is the point, its very odd.
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May 11, 2016 20:27
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Darth123123 posted:I'm amazed at people that live their whole lives through FB. My wife included, spends hours and hours a day looking at the phone and scrolling and pressing like. wtf is the point, its very odd. this is me and gbs
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May 11, 2016 20:35
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GBS needs a like button for posts or maybe something like an upvote/downvote system.
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May 11, 2016 20:39
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I have a Facebook but I mainly use it to talk to friends over group chat I'll say that if you are one of those who can't figure out why women don't respond well to you, not having a Facebook looks like you're either a recluse or hiding something
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May 11, 2016 20:53
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setafd posted:recluse or hiding something Americans are just dumb with privacy, it'll change in a few years when technology gets creepier
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May 11, 2016 21:06
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I keep FB for updates on a closed Anti Illuminati group I was added to.
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May 11, 2016 23:58
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i have like 40 friends im cool as gently caress
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May 12, 2016 00:01
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Ahundredbux posted:this is me and gbs Me too. GBS is a lot like Facebook except I don't have to look any of you in the eye the next day after a night of terrible shitposting
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May 12, 2016 00:02
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setafd posted:I have a Facebook but I mainly use it to talk to friends over group chat straight up, people without social media confirmed 2 be boston strangler or s/t. i've turned dudes down who have no social media presence whatsoever (including text messaging, imessage, etc) , b/c like what are they hiding?
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May 12, 2016 00:03
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down n out posted:facebook locked my account and demanded an ID because I was using a pseudonym with limited personal details. gently caress off creeperberg, zuckercreep Lol my name's fake on Facebook. Took my own sisters forever to find me
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May 12, 2016 00:07
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diabeetz posted:I keep FB for updates on a closed Anti Illuminati group I was added to. closed by who tho 
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May 12, 2016 00:10
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bigfatdynamo posted:straight up, people without social media confirmed 2 be boston strangler or s/t. i've turned dudes down who have no social media presence whatsoever (including text messaging, imessage, etc) , b/c like what are they hiding? its okay to live a normal life and not give a poo poo about the lives of people you barely know i only have a facebook and instashit because i have a teenage daughter
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May 12, 2016 00:12
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vols bitch posted:its okay to live a normal life and not give a poo poo about the lives of people you barely know no, you're a creepy weirdo with some sort of dark secret
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May 12, 2016 00:33
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I feel sorry for people with Facebook it fucks with their self-perception. E:people who scroll Facebook all day I mean.
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May 12, 2016 00:35
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can confirm, am creepy shut-in with no facebook. no one irl has ever expressed anything other than a mild surprise to the fact i don't have facebook, but maybe this is because they are worried that i might turn them into chili if they offend me.
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May 12, 2016 01:22
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I like to call it Facebutt.
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May 12, 2016 01:46
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The Kingfish posted:I feel sorry for people with Facebook it fucks with their self-perception. Seriously. I've said do you need self affirmation every 20 minutes? It didn't go down well. She watches a lot of tru tv and o network.
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May 12, 2016 01:49
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The Letterkenny episode about Fartbook had some good jokes in it.
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I don't have Facebook but that is probably due to the fact that I'm a friendless, fat, gay, retard-idiot OP.
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