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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



500 users active on gbs at the moment?!

If that were 500 people in the u.s., that would be bad, but I'm p. sure other parts of the world also have internet, so 500 in the world?!
That's even worse!

What do we do, y'all? how do we... "stimulate" user growth? :wiggle:

wait, no, that sounds sexual. I'm being literal.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
more Town Hall threads duh

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

too many storms, not enough brains

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



It's raining right now, ssb

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

The Bananana posted:

500 users active on gbs at the moment?!

If that were 500 people in the u.s., that would be bad, but I'm p. sure other parts of the world also have internet, so 500 in the world?!
That's even worse!

What do we do, y'all? how do we... "stimulate" user growth? :wiggle:

wait, no, that sounds sexual. I'm being literal.

Porn, lots and lots of porn.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
i assume most of those accounts are for people who haven't looked at the site in years but never bothered to log out

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nodelphi posted:

Porn, lots and lots of porn.

i tried to make a pretty lady thread today but it got gooned up by some goon-assed goons

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Not in US.

Viral Marketing Program!!!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

i assume most of those accounts are for people who haven't looked at the site in years but never bothered to log out

yeah, there are only like 22 real posters in here. I mys;ef am just an illusion of an illusion

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
500 is a lot. Don't believe me? Go ahead, count to 500. I'll wait.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
theyre all here to check out myposts

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

you're not a real poster unless i have laughed your posts, and let me tell you: most of you are about as real as the female orgasm

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



can we get one of the nerds from the bully thread to do the math?

What is 500/America in percentage?

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

satanic splash-back posted:

you're not a real poster unless i have laughed your posts, and let me tell you: most of you are about as real as the female orgasm

I feel bad for your sister.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Honestly? For a realist real post? Free accounts.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Trojan.exe posted:

Honestly? For a realist real post? Free accounts.

*scoff*
Listen buddy, we're trying to increase our user base, not decrease our APQR (Average Post Quality Rate)
:smug:

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Trojan.exe posted:

Honestly? For a realist real post? Free accounts.

Yeah, and let's all take up smoking while we're at it.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Spraypaint SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM across the entire top of your car then get in a televised police chase

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



down n out posted:

Spraypaint SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM across the entire top of your car then get in a televised police chase

Finally! some real ideas.

Who do we have in the L.A. area?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Bananana posted:

Finally! some real ideas.

Who do we have in the L.A. area?

Nooner

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
me but gently caress u my car is nice

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Jive should do it, save the forums jive

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
500 browsing yet only 10 man enough to post. chug my hog op.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



JiveHonky posted:

me but gently caress u my car is nice

uh, the nicer the car, the likelier you are to get away, as per GTA rules.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
ok i cant stand even the slightest peer pressure, i'll do it tomorrow on my lunch break

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
do it now

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

down n out posted:

Spraypaint SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM across the entire top of your car then get in a televised police chase

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Fold pyf and en back into gbs

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

no im watching basketball

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Fold pyf and en back into gbs

combine FYAD and GBS :smug:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



let loose the dawgs of war

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



NowJive, this lunch thing tomorrow, is that lunch my time, or pst?

also, are you just gonna spray pain your roof, or do yout hink you cant get it professionally done by a spray and body shop?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
the games forum is keeping this place alive

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Bananana posted:

NowJive, this lunch thing tomorrow, is that lunch my time, or pst?

also, are you just gonna spray pain your roof, or do yout hink you cant get it professionally done by a spray and body shop?

pst around 2:30 pm

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

The Bananana posted:

*scoff*
Listen buddy, we're trying to increase our user base, not decrease our APQR (Average Post Quality Rate)
:smug:

As though goons have an Average Post Quality Rate to keep up with. :allears:

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Forward the Light Brigade, & Into the Valley of Death oh "Goons"

We need more
  • Goon-funded projects
  • Goon contests with ~tangible~ rewards?
  • Goon publishing potentials
  • Incentives for Creation of Front Page Content
  • Expandable Profiles
  • Neopets

Comedic Collaboration is the lifeblood of GBS, but goon-created content takes effort and time. So how can SA's content be used to generate physical / chemical / online product to an audience moving more and more to phones an tablets???
Also, what kinda cloud / storage potential can SA's new servers tolerate?:yaycloud::filez::yayclod:

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Timeshare scam.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
It's us 500 vs the rest of the Internet like that famous movie meet the Spartans, op

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Well...

What if we chose something to do as a community? you know,

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
god drat normies getting on the internet inflating expectations. back in my day, if your yourtube movie had 50,000 views that was a LOT

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