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I'm pretty sure my dog thinks I control the high-pitched demon that is our smoke detector for when I'm cooking Buffalo Wings (like tonight) She gets really upset and cuddles up to me, then gets really sad when the smoke detector goes off when I coat the wings in another coat of deliciously spicy Buffalo Sauce
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lol just take your batteries out
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May 11, 2016 22:13
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I dont know what dogs think but i do know they will lick peanut butter off drat near anything 
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May 11, 2016 22:14
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making wings shpuldnt set off your smoke detectors. maybe you should slow your roll
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May 11, 2016 22:14
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My cat was just staring at me. I think he wants to kill and rape my body but he knows he won't get fed dinner if he does that.
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May 11, 2016 22:17
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ham
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May 11, 2016 22:17
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Your dog secretly hopes you die at home so it can eat you.
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May 11, 2016 22:17
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"im wolfkin"
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May 11, 2016 22:18
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Enfield posted:making wings shpuldnt set off your smoke detectors. maybe you should slow your roll Thank you GBS Fire Marshall Enfield
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May 11, 2016 22:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXihsMRGkZ0
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May 11, 2016 22:27
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They probably think about ham.
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May 11, 2016 22:31
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"Man! Life sure is ruff!" -A Dog
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May 11, 2016 22:32
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Pretty sure my dog thinks "I'm going to poo poo myself" and maybe sometimes "I have to poo poo"
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May 11, 2016 22:33
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The Bananana posted:"Man! Life sure is ruff!"
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May 11, 2016 22:33
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More like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZvomzN-jb8
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May 11, 2016 22:36
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probably food, sleep, going for walks and taking shits.
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May 11, 2016 22:38
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Oat bag, I get my oat bag now, oat bag time for me. Wait, that's horses.
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May 11, 2016 22:38
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actually more like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
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May 11, 2016 22:39
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OctoberBlues posted:Oat bag, I get my oat bag now, oat bag time for me. Somebody post that quote where the guy is pissed about how stupid horses are and says "poor old betsy, thought of ants and died"
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May 11, 2016 22:40
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Moridin920 posted:lol just take your batteries out then harvest the radioactive material from it and a few thousand others until you have enough to start your own breeder reactor
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May 11, 2016 22:40
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My dog keeps trying to reposition my leg so that when he humps it his dick will rub against my heel while I'm trying to put my foot flat on the ground so I don't get footraped. So I'm guessing that's what he thinks about most.
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May 11, 2016 22:42
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OctoberBlues posted:Oat bag, I get my oat bag now, oat bag time for me. Dogs like oats too, dummy. I feed a bowl of oatmeal to a pitbull and it loved it. Though, that may just have been because it is a death machine that will consume any and everything.
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May 11, 2016 22:43
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use a flame thrower to set it on fire the smoke detector or your dog. ur pick.
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May 11, 2016 22:48
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Probably "woof" or something
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May 11, 2016 22:53
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I feed my dog matches so he's probably thinking "MORE MATCHES PLEASE" so his caps lock is probably stuck or something.
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May 11, 2016 22:54
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My dog is currently asleep or something I guess the oven times ar eover?
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May 11, 2016 23:17
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yo are you like blowtorching the wings after you put sauce on them?
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May 11, 2016 23:20
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I think my bitch rear end smoke detector might be going all Captain America and poo poo That ain't smoke, that's goodness Edit for GOODtent: 
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May 11, 2016 23:33
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Your dog thinks this thread sucks OP
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May 11, 2016 23:34
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echronorian posted:Your dog thinks this thread sucks OP Kiss my rear end you loving poo poo eating gently caress
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May 11, 2016 23:35
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Professor Shark posted:Kiss my rear end you loving poo poo eating gently caress Wow. Powerful.
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May 11, 2016 23:36
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More like professor Snark
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May 11, 2016 23:36
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The Bananana posted:More like professor Snark 
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May 11, 2016 23:39
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Professor Shark is the best poster in GBS
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May 11, 2016 23:59
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roll your weed on it, hippy!
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May 12, 2016 00:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMzZdSovgjM this episode was actually a professor shark biopic
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May 12, 2016 00:21
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I wonder if a racist dog has ever been owned by a brown person and just perpetually poo poo indoors because it hated its existence lol
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May 12, 2016 00:24
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I know the neighbor's dog thinks "Hey! It's that guy who has never come into my yard! I'd better bark my head off at him again just in case!"
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May 12, 2016 03:06
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you could just ask one
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Dogs don't use language and are thus incapable of thought as we conceive of it.
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