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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec


Name a better Bond, I dare you!

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
piece brosnan

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Danielle Craig

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Moridin920 posted:

piece brosnan

Thanks, Moron920

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
being 7-9 and playing Goldeneye on N64 was peak 007 and you won't convince me otherwise

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
like this post is you picked oddjob every time

clone on the phone
Aug 5, 2003

Hector Beerlioz posted:



Name a better Bond, I dare you!

literally all the other bonds. But you knew this, which is why you made this thread.

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Idris elba

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Rasmussen posted:

literally all the other bonds. But you knew this, which is why you made this thread.

idiot!

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Moridin920 posted:

being 7-9 and playing Goldeneye on N64 was peak 007 and you won't convince me otherwise

this but as a stoned 14 year old

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Hector Beerlioz posted:



Name a better Bond, I dare you!

This photo makes my head hurt. The slide is locked back and he it looks like he's pulling the trigger. What the gently caress? How much more could you possibly gently caress up a photo shoot featuring a pistol?

naem
May 29, 2011

I like how in the books it's obvious that bond isn't some classy spy guy as much as he's a spoiled wealthy autistic who got drafted and he's really grouchy about it

"Shaken, not stirred!!" he says clenching and unclenching his hands, tapping his left pant leg exactly 11 times "prime numbers prime numbers shaken not stirred"

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

:grin:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Un-l337-Pork posted:

This photo makes my head hurt. The slide is locked back and he it looks like he's pulling the trigger. What the gently caress? How much more could you possibly gently caress up a photo shoot featuring a pistol?

He just emptied it into you

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

naem posted:

I like how in the books it's obvious that bond isn't some classy spy guy as much as he's a spoiled wealthy autistic who got drafted and he's really grouchy about it

"Shaken, not stirred!!" he says clenching and unclenching his hands, tapping his left pant leg exactly 11 times "prime numbers prime numbers shaken not stirred"

*beds one of the most beautiful women alive*

"Your nipples aren't symmetric"
"I uh"
"And you have one really long hair on your boobie"
"What the h..."
"Let's go ride in the shiny car"
"I'm leaving, James"
"I have a gun"
"What are you saying?"
"I'm a spy!"
"I uh"
*runs out of the bedroom with arms in the air like a plane*

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
Scott Bakula 007


Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The one scene in Duckman were he imagines himself as a fancy spy was shot with actual actors. The guy who played the rich dude in The Nanny was Duckman and did a fantastic Bond.

So yeah, the best Bond is the smug rear end in a top hat from The Nanny.

These days he does the chav voice in Saint's Row so he keeps owning.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

a gigantic potato sack full of poo poo that can talk

dont sign my posts

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Turn your monitor on

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

craig
dalton
lazenby
connery
moore
brosnan


kiss my rear end

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
Timothy Dalton

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Actually Roger Moore is even worse than lazenby, but it's a moot point because James Bond is perhaps the least interesting serial character in the history of the visual arts, and furthermore the bond series is a tool of capitalist propaganda

Glass Joe
Mar 9, 2007

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

craig
dalton
lazenby
connery
moore
brosnan


kiss my rear end

this but moore at the bottom

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

OHMSS is the best 60s Bond after From Russia with Love and Goldfinger.

Might be better than Goldfinger a little because Lazenby plays Bond as this young arrogant prick.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
I really like Thunderball even if it dragged on a bit. Like the spectre plot was so real (I liked never say never again as an odd 80s relic... that cheesy theme song) and the setting gorgeous and the underwater battles were stunning particularly in HD and loving Vulcan bombers and Largo

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Homestar Runner posted:

Scott Bakula 007




Blackula 007

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7v9ClAH1LI&t=360s

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

craig
dalton
lazenby
connery
moore
brosnan


kiss my rear end

I literally thought that it went Connery>Moore>Brosnan>craig chronologically and I've never heard of the other guys. And Connery is the best, I thought it wasn't even a question.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
craig is the hottest bond so that makes him the best by default

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I've seen almost all the Bond movies, so here's my opinions:

Dr. No - Alright
From Russia with Love - Awesome (Robert Shaw owns so hard in this one)
Goldfinger - Awesome
Thunderball - Alright (the underwater fights are unusually boring)
Casino Royale - Garbage except for the Woody Allen scenes and the ending.
You Only Live Twice - Good (extra points for Donald Pleasence as Blofeld)
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - Awesome
Diamonds Are Forever - Alright
Live and Let Die - Awful (the worst Bond after Die Another Day)
The Man with the Golden Gun - Alright
The Spy Who Loved Me - Awesome
Moonraker - Awesome (the opening skydiving scene is one of the best setpieces ever)
For Your Eyes Only - Alright (I honestly can't remember anything about it other than Sheena Easton popping up in the credits)
Never Say Never Again - Haven't seen yet, doesn't seem worth it.
Octopussy - Blah
A View to a Kill - Garbage (how the gently caress do you waste CHRISTOPHER loving WALKEN as a Bond villain?)
The Living Daylights - Good
Licence to Kill - Awesome (Robert Davi is one of the best villains, also has kid-faced Benicio del Toro!)
Goldeneye - Alright (bonus points for great parts for Sean Bean and Alan Cumming, but the orgasmic assassin is stupid even for a Bond movie)
Tomorrow Never Dies - Good (even better for basically having Jonathan Pryce as Rupert Murdoch as the villain)
The World is Not Enough - Haven't seen yet
Die Another Day - Garbage
Casino Royale - Awesome
Quantum of Solace - Blah
Skyfall - Awesome
Spectre - Alright (It's at least the best-shot film in the series)

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Egbert Souse posted:


A View to a Kill - Garbage (how the gently caress do you waste CHRISTOPHER loving WALKEN as a Bond villain?)


Best soundtrack in the series

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Imagine if June Cleaver was James Bond lol so weird

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lazenby's bond was just him doing a really crappy sean connery impression. even roger moore did his own thing, though of course that thing was creepy grandpa bond.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
He was OK, I read he got a big head over it though. Definitely the weirdest Bond movie I've ever seen.

My favorite is Dalton; I think its a shame he didn't get 2-3 more films in his run.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEFJ4fcioRI

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

That fight scene on the beach is baller

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Egbert Souse posted:

Casino Royale - Garbage except for the Woody Allen scenes and the ending.

David Niven was a really bad Bond. Good actor in other movies, bad fit for the role.

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you
Dalton and Lazenby both own but this here is the best bond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tma-yJJzGOw

"you're the only white guy the casting agency had, you're going to be james bond, can you please shave your hideous sideburns"
"no"
"welp alright, let's start shooting"

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Unguided posted:

David Niven was a really bad Bond. Good actor in other movies, bad fit for the role.

Niven would have made a great Bond in the 40s, maybe the early 50s. He's fantastic in A Matter of Life and Death.

Roger Moore isn't terrible, he just got stuck with mostly garbage scripts with dumb poo poo like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzCIbhLUUA0

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