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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > George Lazenby as James Bond 007
 
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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

naem posted:

I like how in the books it's obvious that bond isn't some classy spy guy as much as he's a spoiled wealthy autistic who got drafted and he's really grouchy about it

"Shaken, not stirred!!" he says clenching and unclenching his hands, tapping his left pant leg exactly 11 times "prime numbers prime numbers shaken not stirred"

*beds one of the most beautiful women alive*

"Your nipples aren't symmetric"
"I uh"
"And you have one really long hair on your boobie"
"What the h..."
"Let's go ride in the shiny car"
"I'm leaving, James"
"I have a gun"
"What are you saying?"
"I'm a spy!"
"I uh"
*runs out of the bedroom with arms in the air like a plane*

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