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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008



Thats it, that is the avatar I was thinking of !

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Mange Mite posted:

That's a classic dad move

He also gets mad at me for switching the aspect ratio to 4:3 because he can't work the remote.
Almost makes me regret the fact I'll never get to be a dad.

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

No ring, voted 1

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor

dangling ballsack but still no visible ring, voted 2

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

is this goatse?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
My dad bought a 65 inch 4k tv but refuses to pay for hd cable because renting a cable box is "bullshit"


Edit: It is bullshit too, it's already built into the tv

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 16:21 on May 12, 2016

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Lunixnerd posted:

No ring, voted 1

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


in this one the butthole appeared to be closer to the viewer than the butt, wtf

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Mange Mite posted:

My dad bought a 65 inch 4k tv but refuses to pay for hd cable because renting a cable box is "bullshit"


Edit: It is bullshit too, it's already built into the tv

That's the compete opposite of dad behavior, it's quite reasonable and well informed.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mange Mite posted:

My dad bought a 65 inch 4k tv but refuses to pay for hd cable because renting a cable box is "bullshit"


Edit: It is bullshit too, it's already built into the tv

Yeah he's not wrong

You can buy your own modem and router if you want to avoid paying their ridiculous rental fees, but for some reason you can't do that with a cable box and it's not included in your price

It's a racket; break up the telecoms

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I bet, like cable HD, cable 4K is so compressed it may as well be 480p anyway.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

notZaar posted:

That's the compete opposite of dad behavior, it's quite reasonable and well informed.

The cable company now cut off service unless you rent a cable box, so he rents the cheapest one which is sd only

They charge $5 a month for a box so old it only has rca jacks

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I pre-ordered a PSVR and already have a camera and Move controllers but I'm thinking of cancelling it and just selling the Move controllers.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
death to cable (vr is cool, sorry).

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

how stupid do you have to be to do this? lol

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X3ZmDRNxvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIUkZSISxDo

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Peep this ancient VR technology. We loved it even though our eyes got hosed up and we couldn't see straight afterwards:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

lawnmower mang

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002


I see it, it's a sailbutt

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Microwaves Mom posted:

how stupid do you have to be to do this? lol

It mihr just have been staged to get attention

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I got a 30 dollar viewmaster branded VR set for my phone and it works with all the cardboard apps and pretty much everything that doesn't need oculus support on the Android store and I've had a lot of fun with it, it's honestly really cool to be able to look round anywhere on street view and there is a ton of historic and cool buildings with full walk throughs which are really neat, I saw Casa Loma in Toronto.

www
Aug 4, 2010

actually OP vr is really loving cool

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
VR games look boring as gently caress oh wow im in an aquarium oh wow im in the sky

options include: turning your view a little in each direction

wow

gonna pay a poo poo ton for that

and who cares about VR porn? Until I get some haptic dick feedback I could care less

I can just press my face against the screen like I do at home already

VR: The technology we already figured out no one wanted in 1996

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

some naked old idiot on the porch jerking off and scowling at everyone cause nobody can see him

What, you don't do this already :confused:

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
you know what i want while playing video games that require body motion? complete blindness from my surroundings

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Wamdoodle posted:

What, you don't do this already :confused:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Violated Rectum or 3Dicks in your mouth? I saw the future of gaming and said "no thanks"

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Madcosby posted:

you know what i want while playing video games that require body motion? complete blindness from my surroundings

I'm looking forward to going to prison for accidentally uppercutting my wife while she's trying to get past me to go to the toilet.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

JiveHonky posted:

Violated Rectum or 3Dicks in your mouth? I saw the future of gaming and said "no thanks"

Cockulus poo poo

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Microwaves Mom posted:

how stupid do you have to be to do this? lol

it's a women remember. they don't really get complicated technology.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

loquacius posted:

in this one the butthole appeared to be closer to the viewer than the butt, wtf

That's the right hand? The hole is inward for me

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

That's the right hand? The hole is inward for me

yeah I looked again and all the depths were reversed for me, it was just most obvious in the butthole for obvious reasons

Maybe I'm Magic Eyeing wrong

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Very interesting, maybe crossing your eyes instead of going parallel?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

But when will technology advance to the point that I can actually enter goatsie? Actually get closer to the core of the goat man. It would probably go something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLgeiMhKhVI

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Wamdoodle posted:

But when will technology advance to the point that I can actually enter goatsie? Actually get closer to the core of the goat man. It would probably go something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLgeiMhKhVI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTHklPZanc4&t=0m56s

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

Rutibex posted:

it'll flop once people realize that one more exotic toy is still not enough to fill the void in their soul created be modern society

You've summed it up beautifully. VR is like The Sharper Image of gaming.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Lt. Tanaka posted:

You've summed it up beautifully. VR is like The Sharper Image of gaming.

Unlike regular gaming which is a useful and meaningful activity.

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

NihilismNow posted:

Unlike regular gaming which is a useful and meaningful activity.

No but it's cheaper and can be social if youre not a loser

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