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cubicle gangster posted:I've been working on vr stuff for like a year and in a few months I will be a 'founding partner' of a hot new VR company, AMA. nothing you're working on could possibly eclipse the wonder that is vrml
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MiracleWhale posted:nothing you're working on could possibly eclipse the wonder that is vrml We only wish we could do anything so incredible
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So it's a sexual assault simulator
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MiracleWhale posted:how long before everyone wears a vr headset while loving their partner so they can pretend they're loving scarjo or one of those twilight guys I would never use a VR helmet while loving you
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cubicle gangster posted:I've been working on vr stuff for like a year and in a few months I will be a 'founding partner' of a hot new VR company, AMA. is it porn?
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Microwaves Mom posted:I would never use a VR helmet while loving you I will use my VR helmet to pretend that you're not using your VR helmet
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Microwaves Mom posted:is it porn? Unfortunately not, we use it to sell stuff. We use it to take money from people who are selling stuff and convince them it will help them sell better. (Marketing!)
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cubicle gangster posted:Unfortunately not, we use it to sell stuff. We use it to take money from people who are selling stuff and convince them it will help them sell better. (Marketing!) Sounds like it COULD be! If you tried.
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cubicle gangster posted:I've been working on vr stuff for like a year and in a few months I will be a 'founding partner' of a hot new VR company, AMA. How bad is the obsolescence going to be for the headsets?
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Agent Escalus posted:How bad is the obsolescence going to be for the headsets? Not that bad, they're in a decent place. The bare minimum line has been crossed. Every 2 years there will be a better screen, people with money will get it. That is driven by phones, and there will be a point where we just don't need a 6k resolution to be mass produced on a 5 inch screen. Content creation is a loving mess and outisde of games will always be trailing behind. the Nokia ozo is 60k and before it hit the market it can't even hit half the native resolution of current vr headsets. We rented one and i cannot underestimate how awful the footage ftom it looks. lovely held together by duct tape go pro setups run like 30k for proper 3d, and still look blurry on a gear vr. cubicle gangster fucked around with this message at 08:48 on May 14, 2016 |
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Microwaves Mom posted:Sounds like it COULD be! If you tried. You know what, I think you might be onto something. Not obvious, but still like kinda titillating...
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cubicle gangster posted:We rented one and i cannot underestimate how awful the footage ftom it looks. lovely held together by duct tape go pro setups run like 30k for proper 3d, and still look blurry on a gear vr. If you're producing video content for VR you're doing it wrong. Anything that isn't a fully realized 3D scene is garbage in VR. The porn industry think VR video is great but they are idiots
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Here's one way of having sit down VR but still have movement within games, it pretty much works like a stationary Segway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnlk2wjAdj4
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Risky posted:So it's a sexual assault simulator Welcome to the future https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBXpCFKj91U https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKaXH4vBzyk MiracleWhale posted:
Virtual Reality will give you hands on experience of anime balls that are beyond your wildest dreams Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 20:00 on May 14, 2016 |
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error1 posted:The porn industry think VR video is great but they are idiots it is great
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error1 posted:If you're producing video content for VR you're doing it wrong. Aw but they're trying so hard to get it right. They keep adding more and more cameras: Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 13:58 on May 14, 2016 |
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What does an array of 40 cameras get us exactly?
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A holographic volume.
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:What does an array of 40 cameras get us exactly? Full 360 degree 3D HD rendering of a girl faking an orgasm
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VR is a necessary step we must take towards our goal of holodecks.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Aw but they're trying so hard to get it right. They keep adding more and more cameras: This honestly looks like something that should be covered with dildos in a porno.
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Microwaves Mom posted:This honestly looks like something that should be covered with dildos in a porno. A mean dildo mine
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Microwaves Mom posted:This honestly looks like something that should be covered with dildos in a porno. There's a whole bunch of them that look like they could be sybians or fleshlight attachments
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JiveHonky posted:i cant do magic eyes. i am failure Back in Spartan times, you would have been thrown over the cliff as an infant.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Welcome to the future If anything keeps this gen of vr from being a commercial failure, it will be the porn.
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error1 posted:If you're producing video content for VR you're doing it wrong. We arent, we just had the chance to use one. Some film rental place we've used to get cameras from bought it and wanted to use a place we had access to in their promo for it. They let us have it for 2k for the day and we were set to be the first commercial job using it, they had a pr agency on standby excited for all the rental revenue it was going to make them... then we called them back and told them it was poo poo and we wouldn't be doing the job. Room scale with objects in the room that link to what you see in vr is the proper way (we got fans that kick in when you step out onto a terrace and scents and poo poo), but our quick and dirty still image vr is making the most money right now. We can kick those out in a few days and make a decent profit, the room scale starts way higher and we've only delivered one job so far. cubicle gangster fucked around with this message at 17:03 on May 14, 2016 |
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Dreddout posted:If anything keeps this gen of vr from being a commercial failure, it will be the porn. Porn will probably be the biggest innovator of VR, just like with streaming video.
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I'd imagine with VR you can have sex with ugly people while wearing it and see a pretty person so thats one use for it. Cheaper prostitutes.
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ChosenbytheZetans posted:Porn will probably be the biggest innovator of VR, just like with streaming video. and with blueray beating out hddvd iirc
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Microwaves Mom posted:I'd imagine with VR you can have sex with ugly people while wearing it and see a pretty person so thats one use for it. Cheaper prostitutes. gonna use augmented reality to make my extremely large wife look like julie newmar
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Microwaves Mom posted:I'd imagine with VR you can have sex with ugly people while wearing it and see a pretty person so thats one use for it. Cheaper prostitutes.
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eSporks posted:For the price of the VR system you could just hire a better prostitute. hey jonpop
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's one way of having sit down VR but still have movement within games, it pretty much works like a stationary Segway. It looks nice and practical and all that... but I don't understand what it actually DOES? When you move around the movement is registered by your headset. If you spin around standing up with your headset and if you spin around sitting down on a swivel chair, the same movement information is being relayed via your headset, isn't it? So what does this chair really do, apart from being a nice chair to swivel around on? I could just put some furniture wheels under a large upside-down bucket and have the same thing, couldn't I? The video talks about how it's all connected and poo poo, but I don't see any point in that. Aren't they basically manufacturing a hi-tech plastic bucket here? I don't get it?
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Prostitutes are already so cheap too so I do hear you guys.
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Microwaves Mom posted:I'd imagine with VR you can have sex with ugly people while wearing it and see a pretty person so thats one use for it. Cheaper prostitutes. Advances in haptic technology (specifically teledildonics/cyberdildonics) combined with VR advances will mean that people will be able to experience the sensation of sex via technology alone and without the need for another person. 50 years from now there'll be a huge number of nerds who would never dream of trying to have sex with an actual organic human being with all their bodily fluids and smells and weird sounds because that's much more effort and much less satisfying and much much grosser than virtual robot sex. autoaim.cfg posted:It looks nice and practical and all that... but I don't understand what it actually DOES? It's pretty much a hands free joystick which allows you to 'walk' around the VR environment. The other hands free options were pads and omnidirectional treadmills which are just awkward: Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 19:51 on May 14, 2016 |
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I've always dreamed of controlling a game with my butt.
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Germstore posted:I've always dreamed of controlling a game with my butt. Have you considered controlling a butt with your game? Finally: A VR-Enabled, Twerking Robot Butt That You Can gently caress Also some animation houses are releasing 3D cartoons for Oculus Rift owners, such as this classic short films 'VR Butts'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zveZ5-heoQ Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 19:57 on May 14, 2016 |
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