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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I'm in a suit with hand tattoos, do you think I can tell the difference?

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HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

upper lip looking a little flat its in the deets

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
you mean to compensate for my feminine jawline i can just grow a beard? sweet. mondo cool

-every millennial

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
the idea of a perfectly manicured beard is worth at least one chortle. chortling my rear end off over here

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what a loving babe. i want to lie with that man!! holy guacamole, get a load of those bad boy tats. this mans cum belongs to me!!

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
Would

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Post the human being what eats ramen outta his beard

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a mans man...whose cum is mine....

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Beards are always cool though because women don't have them. Just like boobs are always cool.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Beards are always cool though because women don't have them. Just like boobs are always cool.

Get outta here with that pc baloney.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Beards are always cool though because women don't have them. Just like boobs are always cool.

look at this guy trapped in the middle ages, saying women cant have beards. like, are you even familiar with the concept of bigenderism? i thought not.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
wait til the bigendered community hears about this thread...

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Beards are always cool though

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Wow, the remake of "The Night of the Hunter" looks really, really bad.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I guess what I meant was, cool beards are always in style, not every beard is cool.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P7qWQ5dBmA&t=21s

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

RobattoJesus posted:

Other possibilities:

dough hands - he used to be a baker or was a fat child
trough hands - he uses his hands to eat out of like a pig
cough hands - he likes to cover his mouth when he coughs
laugh hands - when he laughs he makes little mouths with his hands
enough hands - he's quite happy to have only two
ugh hands - he is like so totally over his hands.

Hugh Hands
because that's his name and he put it on his hands to make a pun

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I was really sad when I went to check out the haps on the millennial.jpg thread and couldn't find it.

related picture:

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010


take me serious as a person i spent a lot of time on this look

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
I think I will grow a really long beard and learn boxing.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


which ylls poster is this

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
I am so angry right now

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Courageous.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i just ate two pounds of swedish fish candy

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Lol at people who let their crumbcatchers grow unmanaged, but put like a liter of hair gel up top every day

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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

RobattoJesus posted:

It wasn't an interview for an actual law firm, it was a law-firm themed restaurant.

One time I DESTROYED this 7 wearing a business suit. That corporate slut took a pounding. Murdered that pussy. 1st degree assault on that vag. She wasn't underage, but the state still recommended I register as a sex offender after they took a gander at the bag of hamburger I turned that trout hole into.

God drat.

Fuuuuck.

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