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Tell me about your grade school assemblies! Did you have any cool ones? Did you have any lame ones? poo poo, they were all great cause it meant math got skipped for the day! Assemblies I had: -The hurdy gurdy man -Billy Bee - a dude who sang about the environment -Someone brought in a bunch of wolves one time. They told us to make a certain noise that was supossed to make them howl but it didn' work -Yo Yo dude. He did a bunch of Yo Yo tricks. He took over gym class too and we all hosed around with Yo Yos. He has a competition to see who could keep their Yo Yo going the longest. I won, but didn't win anything -Jew Couple - a husband and wife team that brought in a keyboard to the gym. All they did was sing the dreidel song. What you did was suggest what the dreidel was made out of, and they would include it in the dreildel song., as in "Dreildel, Dreidel, I made you out of [X]..". One kid suggested the dreidel be made out of reinforced steel. They said they didn't know what that was and just skipped over him and asked what the next material was -An advertisement for a Catholic sleep away camp What grade school assemblies did you have?!
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We got visisted by Ronald McDonald a lot who would tell us about the environment and other poo poo.
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May 13, 2016 03:13
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"Everbody shut the gently caress up, and sit down" - Black principal I had
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May 13, 2016 03:13
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every year in october, the local fire company would come and demonstrate their gear and equipment and if it was sunny out, they'd scale a ladder on a truck. that was always neato.
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May 13, 2016 03:16
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some guy died of brain cancer my junior year and they called an assembly to talk about it
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May 13, 2016 03:18
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they would make us all assemble. we were grade-school students at the time.
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May 13, 2016 03:18
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symbolic posted:every year in october, the local fire company would come and demonstrate their gear and equipment and if it was sunny out, they'd scale a ladder on a truck. that was always neato. In highschool I took an elective taught by a retired cop. He got the SWAT team to bring their tactical van in for us to see. The bomb robot wasn't working that day, though 
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May 13, 2016 03:18
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I once brought a laser pointer to gently caress poo poo up but they found me within like 2 minutes 
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May 13, 2016 03:18
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One time we had an assembly about quadropolegics and they had some guy's brother who jumped into a shallow pool and now had to blow through a tube in a chair to get around. Lol
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May 13, 2016 03:19
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one time we had an assembly in grade 4 because one student stabbed another. the principal told us all that it wasnt a big deal and we shouldn't bother mentioning it to our parents lol
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May 13, 2016 03:20
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JiveHonky posted:they would make us all assemble. we were grade-school students at the time. 
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May 13, 2016 03:20
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A lot of DARE stuff.
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May 13, 2016 03:21
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Big Beef City posted:A lot of DARE stuff. like GBS and tribalwars.com
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May 13, 2016 03:22
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Big Beef City posted:A lot of DARE stuff. Please elaborate!!
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May 13, 2016 03:23
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lol
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May 13, 2016 03:23
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Which one are you, Jive Honkey?
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May 13, 2016 03:24
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I remember one time ronald mcdonald had like 3 glasses all different sizes and poured water in the tallest one filling it up, then poured it in the middle one then the tiny one from each one and was like "SIZE DIFFERENES DONT MATTER JANET!"
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May 13, 2016 03:24
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The Bananana posted:Which one are you, Jive Honkey? second row third from the left
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May 13, 2016 03:24
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JiveHonky posted:second row third from the left Nice  face.
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May 13, 2016 03:26
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We had one when the firemen came and showed us their gear they told us to not be afraid.
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May 13, 2016 03:34
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shoophobo posted:We had one when the firemen came and showed us their gear they told us to not be afraid. We had that too. They had some kind of prop door and window stuff too. ANd took volunteers from the audience to stop drop and roll and check the door for heat before grabbing the handle. E: We had a Crest Dentist one too with the cavity creep video.
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May 13, 2016 03:35
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the only one i remember was some culture sharing thing where some Indian girls danced around while a boombox repeated "I love my india, i love my india, i love my india"
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May 13, 2016 03:36
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Microwaves Mom posted:with the cavity creep video. The what?
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May 13, 2016 03:36
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Someone hosed a bird on stage
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May 13, 2016 03:37
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Hector Beerlioz posted:The what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fLTh0IVOkQ
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May 13, 2016 03:41
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The step team. Those poor, homely girls. Stomp! Clap! Stompstomp clap!
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May 13, 2016 03:46
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The only one I remember was Montel Williams when he was a motivational speaker, before he had his TV show. I don't really remember the content, just that they bussed everyone to the high school for it. Unless you count "split up the boys and girls for sex ed" as an assembly, we did that a couple of times.
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May 13, 2016 03:46
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Everyone on the Crest Team has a stronger jaw line than me... 
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May 13, 2016 03:48
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A yo yo master came to our school and did an awesome display and we all got a free yo yo and I learned some cool tricks like the cradle thing and walk the dog and all that jazz it was really cool
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May 13, 2016 03:49
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TVs Ian posted:Unless you count "split up the boys and girls for sex ed" as an assembly, we did that a couple of times. couldn't get it right the first time, huh
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May 13, 2016 03:51
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we could never quite make a full voltron but we tried
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May 13, 2016 03:51
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-a woman who was in a concentration camp -teenage girls dancing way suggestively in skimpy outfits
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May 13, 2016 03:52
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Once a year they'd put all us kids in the gym and show a movie. They only had two movies on film, so they'd alternate them. First, third and fifth grade we watched Freaky Friday (the old Hayley Mills version) and second, fourth and sixth grade was Where the Red Fern Grows. On the Red Fern years, they had to send half the kids home early because they were inconsolable. This was when sending a second grader home early was as easy as telling them to walk home alone, because we weren't all giant vaginas back then.
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May 13, 2016 03:52
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Celluloid Sam posted:A yo yo master came to our school and did an awesome display and we all got a free yo yo and I learned some cool tricks like the cradle thing and walk the dog and all that jazz it was really cool haha, same but a lot of kids got hurt because people were trying to shoot yo-yos strategically through peoples arms and legs
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May 13, 2016 03:52
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Celluloid Sam posted:A yo yo master came to our school and did an awesome display and we all got a free yo yo and I learned some cool tricks like the cradle thing and walk the dog and all that jazz it was really cool Your Yo Yo guy was much better, ours didn't give us poo poo!
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May 13, 2016 03:52
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I wore a Budweiser frog shirt to my DARE graduation without thinking about it and nobody cared Oh in 4th grade we had a really old dude come in and tell us how the puritan's used to torture and shame women and he said something about "they nailed her ears to her own shackles, and she was crying and carrying on" and it was terrifying and cool but even then I remember being like this seems hosed up and pointless for a class a 4th graders to be hearing this dudes torture fantasy stories Aesop Poprock fucked around with this message at 03:56 on May 13, 2016 |
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May 13, 2016 03:54
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criscodisco posted:
The book made me tear up so I can only imagine what the movie was like.
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May 13, 2016 03:54
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Luvcow posted:haha, same but a lot of kids got hurt because people were trying to shoot yo-yos strategically through peoples arms and legs this kid Marcus in our class was playing with this thing called a yo yo ball and it was like a plastic ball on a bouncy string and didn't have much in common with a yo yo at all but anyways he was swinging it around and it smashed him in the forehead and he grew a massive bump in the center of his forehead and he looked like a unicorn and even though it was horrible and I was like 8 or 9 I just burst out loving laughing. I'm a bad person.
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May 13, 2016 03:55
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Every assembly my friend Shane would yell "Tight box!" really loud when it was quiet.
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Windows 98 posted:Every assembly my friend Shane would yell "Tight box!" really loud when it was quiet. Why would Shane do this?
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