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my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
inseminating the second page, id say its the continued post coital shame of having a child

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

my new dog posted:

inseminating the second page, id say its the continued post coital shame of having a child

ughh the afterbirth

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Kids make bad decisions all the time. You want to try to keep them from having sex, which can have life-altering consequences, as long as possible.

Won't help the boys, though. They will stick their d into anything, anyway, all the time.

So I guess I am advocating a double standard for girls, since technically they're the ones who definitely get screwed (swidt?) if there's a pregnancy.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Kids that ask or talk about sex get locked up in the prayer closet for a month.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah but by telling people sex is bad/wrong/forbidden then you only make it more appealing to people so I fail to see how that stops kids of any gender from loving

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
The whole sex is shameful thing is just because unfunny dudes who are bad at loving ended up running poo poo.

All the hosed up rules surrounding sex and fidelity and poo poo are basically tailored so terrible men won't have their wives walk out on them in droves.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I want to gently caress and cum

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Also because convincing a society that something pretty much everyone wants to do in one form or another almost from the point where they're born is shameful and wrong is a great way to control them.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Little boys are naughty little devils. Little girls are pure, innocent angels. I know, because she ain't getting married till she's over 25!

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Yeah but by telling people sex is bad/wrong/forbidden then you only make it more appealing to people so I fail to see how that stops kids of any gender from loving

loving kids is wrong and bad and furthermore pls check out my growing chubster:

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
100 years ago it was illegal in some Arkansas municipalities to admit that sex existed

this country was founded by religious weirdos who fled from England because it wasn't buttoned up enough for them around there

the only country more sexually repressed than the US is probably japan or something

we instead prefer to shoot people with guns to relieve that tension lol

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Actually the pilgrims said that sex was a holy duty, and if necessary you were required to prove that you were fuckjng your spouse on the reg, even if it meant doing it front of witnesses

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Mange Mite posted:

Actually the pilgrims said that sex was a holy duty, and if necessary you were required to prove that you were fuckjng your spouse on the reg, even if it meant doing it front of witnesses

this is more of a "have as many kids as possible because over half of them will die" thing probably

still weirdos

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Apparently millennials are having way less sex than any other demographic in America at the same age. It's mostly parents assuming their children are as horned up and feel as insecure and obligated about sex as they were when they were young.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Apparently millennials are having way less sex than any other demographic in America at the same age.

This more than anything else is proof that millennials are loving retarded.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Apparently millennials are having way less sex than any other demographic

Even they find themselves unfuckable.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

When I had kids I will talk to them about sex in an appropriate way for their developmental stages.

When they are young, it's simple, how people show affection with hugs and stuff, which parts of their bodies are private, and I want to avoid them feeling severe body or sex shame because I felt a lot of shame about myself and my body and my filthy wiener feelings.


As they get older and we have "the talk" , i want to convey that sex is natural and beautiful and part of God's plan for husbands and wife's to love each other and for making children. When talking about the risks of sex, I want to convey not just the scary STD stuff, but communicate that sex isn't just about physical pleasure, it involves a deep and emotional and spiritual connection, that it involves giving a special part of your soul to another person and that it should be treated as something precious and special. I don't want to "slut shame" my children, but teach them the value of appreciating and cultivating themselves for their future husband or wife, of respecting themselves. I'll teach them that temptation is natural and how to deal with it appropriately.




But hey what do I know I'm just a 3 D Flanders

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Monkey Fracas posted:

this is more of a "have as many kids as possible because over half of them will die" thing probably

still weirdos

Notheologically speaking they specifically rejected the idea that sex is only for procreation

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Naerasa posted:

This more than anything else is proof that millennials are loving retarded.

They're an evolutionary dead end, and im glad of it

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Many young people are too immature to handle the responsibility of going to pound town.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

tenspott posted:

Many young people are too immature to handle the responsibility of going to pound town.

Sex talks are gonna own now that straight marriage is illegal.

Sex is what happens when a man finds another man's butt very cute. Or a lady loves another lady's tits very much. :allears:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

tenspott posted:

Many young people are too immature to handle the responsibility of going to pound town.

Pound town is a lot like taste town in that both are places of pleasure and sensory stimulation.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
lesbian town

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Minimalist Program posted:

Pound town is a lot like taste town in that both are places of pleasure and sensory stimulation.

Pound Town is the capitol of Flavor Country.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Mange Mite posted:

Then explain why jews own rhe pornography industry as well

I don't think Ozma owns pornography.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

This thread is full of trainables

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Mange Mite posted:

Then explain why jews own rhe pornography industry as well

They're different Jews. Or... OR... They maintain the porn industry to perpetuate the Immoral Hollywood myth in order to distract from their mainstream Zionist propaganda movies! :tinfoil:

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I think the lengths to which Americans feel a need to obscure sexual content from public view is baffling, particularly when contrasted to their love of actual violence, be it on a football field or in a film. Small town America has some very strange moral priorities I find.

The real reason is because young people are more likely to imitate risky sexual behavior than violence. Granted, there was a lot more hand-wringing about violence in the media in the decades when crime rates were higher.

Though, backwards moral views on sex are still prevalent in Russia and China despite the lack of catholicism.

In reality parents freak about their kids dating because they're worried about them loving and being guided by someone other than themselves. These feelings only go away once they gain confidence in their parenting abilities and their kids judgement.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
because americans are stupid idiots who are scared of anything sexual because puritans/protestants and the whole world makes fun of us for it

quote:

Though, backwards moral views on sex are still prevalent in Russia

sure but at 10pm the regular daytime TV channel turns to hardcore porn and no one bats an eye

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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BUY IT.
best approach is to dadsplain by telling them all kinds of deceitful stuff, like the boy lays eggs through his penis

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Al Cowens posted:

Controversial opinion: Child abuse is wrong whether it's physical, emotional, or sexual.

forcing a life into samsara is abuse

we should do the honorable thing and end all life everywhere

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


The Protagonist posted:

end all life everywhere

a language i understand, resfreshing.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

ughh the afterbirth

one sec dont throw that out let me snap a few pics for the gram.

follow-up question: which filter do you all think pairs best with placenta?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Polygoon Window posted:

a language i understand, resfreshing.

little known fact, it's actually what bodhisattva stuck around to do

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-30785325

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Teenage hormones are the most powerful drug in existance. If you told teens that they would 100% guaranteed get pregnant the next time they had sex, they would recoil in horror, but would then convince themselves that they can get out of it somehow, and be boning behind the 7-11 within the hour.

Teens literally cannot be trusted with their genitals. We need to leverage all the science of sex-changes and remove their genitals at birth, and then they get them back when they're 21. :ohiotruths:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah anecdotally to add to that i am city folk and i remember i was in 6th grade i knew one person who pretty much was confirmed to have had sex at my school and that summer i went to visit my midwest side of the family and all my cousins from my same age group (or exact age) as me both male and female were soooo far advanced in terms of actual sex experience. i had barely just learned what blow job really meant and these bitches were trading real world advice on technique and positions and something about the way they were talking about it so casually left no room for doubt that they were bullshitting

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

thathonkey posted:

yeah anecdotally to add to that i am city folk and i remember i was in 6th grade i knew one person who claimed to have had sex before then i went to visit my midwest side of the family and all my cousins from there same age as me both male and female were soooo far advanced in terms of actual sex experience. i had barely just learned what blow job really meant and these bitches were trading real world advice on technique and positions and something about the way they were talking about it so casually left no room for doubt that they werent bullshitting

Yeah, word. I went to a richie rich upper middle class burbclave school district and had the same experience. In middle school I was into horse riding (my dad was a rodeo person, which probably only makes sense if you've lived in houston but whatevs). I had a little middle school girlfriend at the time. We would chill out and hold hands, maybe a little smooching or something. Then I would go out to ride in a playday which is like a fake rodeo, and all these country girls would be seriously after my dilz. It was almost frightening, I didn't have my male defenses built up yet. While the attention was appreciated, being stalked about 10 times more seriously than you are used to is super spooky. My folks both thought it was hilarious. I actually had to hide from some of these young ladies, it was like inverse pepe le pew.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Nathilus posted:

Yeah, word. I went to a richie rich upper middle class burbclave school district and had the same experience. In middle school I was into horse riding (my dad was a rodeo person, which probably only makes sense if you've lived in houston but whatevs). I had a little middle school girlfriend at the time. We would chill out and hold hands, maybe a little smooching or something. Then I would go out to ride in a playday which is like a fake rodeo, and all these country girls would be seriously after my dilz. It was almost frightening, I didn't have my male defenses built up yet. While the attention was appreciated, being stalked about 10 times more seriously than you are used to is super spooky. My folks both thought it was hilarious. I actually had to hide from some of these young ladies, it was like inverse pepe le pew.

my mannnnnnnnnn :coal::hf::smugbird:


you was a goodboy, Das ist güt

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
The funny thing is that in cultures where they don't have hangups about sex or talking about it to their kids, the kids actually start having sex at a much later age, probably because they have a lot more confidence and agency in their decision. Nobody's telling them they're not allowed to have sex per se, but they are able to communicate to them the potential consequences without having to lie or exaggerate.

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