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the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Jamwad Hilder posted:

thank you for the endorsement, it's nice to know that my opinion is so revered that i now constitute "everyone"

no problem friend

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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
while we're on the subject i'd also like to take some potshots at maryland, a lovely state that stayed loyal to the british during our revolution and who think putting old bay on everything and calling it crab _____ is some kind of culinary revelation

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
yeah but Utz Crab Chips are good.

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
*hastily updates SALR user notes before GDT*

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



go anyone but the fuckin blues, but mostly the pens

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
I'm going to assume anyone rooting against the Blues is a Stan Kroenke supporter.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

JRizzle posted:

Just one round ago, everyone was cool with the Blues because they hadn't won a cup.

Now, lol St. Louis is so racist and gently caress that city


Go Blues and much less so the Lightning

Well I mean they were up against Texas.

Unless you're Florida you always look sparkling in that matchup.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I've been on the gently caress the Blues bandwagon before it was cool. The Blues were easily the most boring team in the playoffs this side of Minnesota and that's not even acknowledging the systemic nonsense that goes on in Missouri.

Sharks or bust.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i want the pens to win it, but pretty much anybody else winning it is ok with me. maybe not the lightning because that means they'll definitely have to beat the penguins first, and i would not enjoy that, but they're not the washington capitals or new york anythings which is good

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Gimme Sharks over Pens in the final.

Jo Paw-velski > Joe Paterno

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
yeah, i mean florida has a lot of canadian transplants so basically we're racists that are bad tippers.

mich
Feb 28, 2003
I may be racist but I'm the good kind of racist! You better put down those chopsticks, you HITLER!
Go the East but if it must be West, Sharks over Blues.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
. Bah its a fake.

I shouldve known when zero Blue Jays said they would vote for Trump. Fake pollster gave the Canadian intellect wayyyy too much credit.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

. Bah its a fake.

I shouldve known when zero Blue Jays said they would vote for Trump. Fake pollster gave the Canadian intellect wayyyy too much credit.

You should've known when they had more White Sox fans voting Trump than Cubs fans.

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
the teams in order of how much you should want them to win are these:

sharks > blues > lightning > penguins

that is the correct answer and there is not another different correct one. if you would like to try to say something different, i can not stop you, but please be aware that you are wrong, and extremely stupid

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I'm actually inclined to agree.

Sharks winning would make a long-suffering huge hockey fan friend of mine extremely happy, so that's good.
Blues would be another team winning for the first time, so that's cool.
Lightning are ok and it's nice to see people here in Central Florida pretend to be excited about hockey briefly.
Pens winning would be great, but I've seen three Cup runs in my lifetime so I'm ok with other people having that feeling.

That said, go Pens hail satan

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
San Jose is just a giant very expensive Ikea

Monterey Bay is real nice though it at least has some soul

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

And also nope, St. Louis tops that list for the foreseeable future.

St.Louis is a mirror of literally any rust belt city, you have to be loving joking with this cherry picking bullshit.

vivisectvnv fucked around with this message at 18:26 on May 13, 2016

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

vivisectvnv posted:

St.Louis is a mirror of literally any rust belt city, you have to loving joking me with this cherry picking bullshit.

1.) Calm down.

2.) No, it's got all the terribleness of the rustbelt AND the midwest. In one!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

vivisectvnv posted:

St.Louis is a mirror of literally any rust belt city, you have to loving joking me with this cherry picking bullshit.

Don't watch the news much, huh?

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
I won't be too upset if the Pens don't win. The other three teams left are cool and good.

But yeah death to SAS happiness go Pens

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

The Lightning-Penguins series is a tough call. Pens did well in setting down the Caps, but how will they match up to the much different Bolts team? The Bolts will surely come in as the more relaxed squad after their relatively easy round 2. Furthermore they are yet another team with a goalie good enough to prevent the Pens from reaching their customary 5 goals per game.

I can't imagine the Pens losing a series though. They're a legit threat to score at any time (except maybe 5 on 3 shorthanded) and their goalie(s) are solid.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

DOOMocrat posted:

1.) Calm down.

2.) No, it's got all the terribleness of the rustbelt AND the midwest. In one!

Sure but like half of the rustbelt is in the midwest.


San Jose > Tampa > Pittsburgh > St. Louis but mostly because St. Louis fans don't deserve/aren't allowed to be happy.

HELLO LADIES
Feb 15, 2008
:3 -$5 :3

bewbies posted:

San Jose is just a giant very expensive Ikea

Counterpoint: I'm in the Bay Area and I literally live on the Forest Moon of Endor, and also, our team's MVP is a wookiee.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wookiees are hairy, but not really excessively.

Brent Burns is more like that urban legend of the hairy Mexican dog that ends up being a sewer rat.

toxicsunset
Sep 19, 2005

BUY MORE CRABS
if the penguins do not win then i choose the sharks because joe thornton is cool and looks kind of like a skeleton with a beard he kind of scares me actually so nevermind that go blues

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Blues
Sharks
Bolts

Contracting Ebola, AIDS, Zika, and the bubonic plague at the same time










Penguins

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Lightning have lost 2 playoff games, the first I was at the official watch party, the second I was in attendance.

I do not plan on leaving the house for any more games so pack it up boys Bolts are sweeping their way to Lord Stanley.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

Don't watch the news much, huh?

Just don't, make the hate about hockey and maybe don't generalize an entire metro population?

Especially when you a responding to a person who has lived in the city proper(not county) for over a decade.

Also, what's up with the weird this anti-Blues fan sentiment anyhow. No history of ever winning anything in the modern era and a generally tortured fan base...is just just the "lol racist fans" sentiment?

vivisectvnv fucked around with this message at 19:19 on May 13, 2016

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

i am the bird posted:

St. Louis fans don't deserve/aren't allowed to be happy.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

"Your City Sucks" chat is gonna be great this offseason :munch:

If I happen to blunder into Pittsburgh, do I want to see a game at the New IglooCEC? What did the round 2 nosebleeds go for?

flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 19:23 on May 13, 2016

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

vivisectvnv posted:

Just don't, make the hate about hockey and maybe don't generalize an entire metro population?

Especially when you a responding to a person who has lived in the city proper(not county) for over a decade.

Stick to sports.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

You can just say you don't like the Blues and avoid having to justify some ridiculous sociopolitical argument that has nothing to do with hockey and is full of internal contradictions 🤔

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

straight up brolic posted:

You can just say you don't like the Blues and avoid having to justify some ridiculous sociopolitical argument that has nothing to do with hockey and is full of internal contradictions 🤔

yeah but you see

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

vivisectvnv posted:

yeah but you see

In addition I

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I think I was very explicit when I said I don't dislike the Blues, I dislike people from Missouri and don't want them to be happy, ergo I cannot in good conscience root for the Blues to do well.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Your City Sucks chat is better than small Ontario town chat every single time. I live in goddamn Texas, if I wanted to be serious there's D&D for that.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

flakeloaf posted:

"Your City Sucks" chat is gonna be great this offseason :munch:

If I happen to blunder into Pittsburgh, do I want to see a game at the New IglooCEC? What did the round 2 nosebleeds go for?

Only about $100 for Game 6 actually. I wouldn't expect them to go for any more in the ECF since no one cares about Tampa.

That was based on a cursory glance at ticketmaster so if you put some work into it you might get them for even less than that. Lower bowl seats were $300+ though.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Eric the Mauve posted:

Only about $100 for Game 6 actually. I wouldn't expect them to go for any more in the ECF since no one cares about Tampa.

Hmm, that's still pretty reasonable considering it's the third round against a really good team that nobody cares about for some odd reason and their giant goaltender.

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

DOOMocrat posted:

Your City Sucks chat is better than small Ontario town chat every single time. I live in goddamn Texas, if I wanted to be serious there's D&D for that.

What about if we just talk about how lovely Pembroke is and how it's no surprise that's where Kevin Stevens is from.

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