Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 3 N/V - Inhalers at the ready gentlemen

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Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

How you gonna win Jon Cooper? You gonna employ the ghost of David Bowie to clone Hedman?

# ¿ May 13, 2016 15:24

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:52

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Did any of yinz Pens fans see this?

https://twitter.com/primantibros/status/733395691553312768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Kielbasa, the more high quality cousin of the hot dog.

# ¿ May 19, 2016 22:40

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Which, if you're familiar with the Pittsburgh accent, is pronounced "keel-bah-see"

I grew up in Butler, PA. I am VERY familiar with Pittsburghese.

# ¿ May 19, 2016 22:56

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Eric the Mauve posted:

My Altoid parents pronounce it "Kuh-bossy".

I recently slipped up and exposed my Yinzer roots by pronouncing it this way in front of my wife. :smith:

# ¿ May 20, 2016 03:18

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Lookin' more and more like a Pens/Sharks SCF. Nice.

# ¿ May 20, 2016 04:05

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

fits posted:

lets go sharks/bolts

i want to believe

Nah bro. Unless TB comes up with an answer for HBK they're hosed.

# ¿ May 20, 2016 05:22

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

I want the blues to face the Pens mostly because of my bracket but they're sucking so loving much now that I don't think I'll see it happen.

# ¿ May 20, 2016 05:41

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Edit: Whoops, double postin'.

Neitherman fucked around with this message at 16:16 on May 20, 2016

# ¿ May 20, 2016 05:54

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

achillesforever6 posted:

Remember how Hulk Hogan would show up whenever Malkin would score a goal at Consol and also the same time would shill for the Flyers.

But then again Hulk Hogan is a garbage human being

Are you talking about the Malkimania guy? Cause that was a Pens fan with cancer that died last year who just happened to resemble Hulk Hogan. :smith:

# ¿ May 20, 2016 16:23

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Schremp Howard posted:

Ate the HBK sandwich that was posted earlier, can confirm as cool and good. Hope the Penguins can also be cool and good.

Nice! I don't live in Pittsburgh anymore so I appreciate the trip report. Also I'm glad to see the West is also now a best of 3.

# ¿ May 22, 2016 03:13

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

I'm not sure how the Pens can recover from losing Daley. Maatta is too loving slow to be effective against the Bolts and Pouliot is completely untested. I guess all the offensive lines need to heat up and create a heap of pucks in the back of the net to mask it.

# ¿ May 22, 2016 21:19

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Do or die, Sully. Put Murray in net and keep Beau benched. Pens have beaten the Bolts twice in a row this series already. There's no reason they can't find a way to do it again. No matter what it's still going to be a better outcome than the shitshow that was the 2013 ECF.

# ¿ May 23, 2016 15:43

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

MrMojok posted:

That Crosby goal was some sick poo poo.

Does anybody remember a clip of him behind the opponent's goal, where he skated from one side of the goal to the other, then back, and back across again with one defender chasing him the whole time and it looked like something out of a Looney Tunes cartoon?

I used to have that saved on a YouTube playlist but the uploaded had his account deleted, and I can't find it anymore.

Maybe it was this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb4zQvxnAYY

Spezza was doing his damndest too. Just no keeping up with Sid 1-on-1.

# ¿ May 25, 2016 07:37

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

DOOMocrat posted:

Penguins, I need you to present me a scenario where either Kessel or Burns gets on the cup. Thank you in advance.

If the Pens make the Finals and lose to the Sharks I won't even be that mad. I'll just be sad that Philip "Hotdogs" Kessel will not get to fill the bowl with ketchup and relish for dipping.

# ¿ May 26, 2016 17:24

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Crosby's dirt squirrel was just a little more magical than Boyle's. Sharks are huge, grizzled fuckers, but the Pens are fast and agile. I can't wait for this series. Go Pens.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 06:50

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

Phthisis posted:

I am very excited to be going to the cup and I hope that the Pens win.

Although, the Sharks are cool and good, and even though I do not care about their team, I will not be upset at all if they win instead.

Agreed. I've never had any Sharks hate. I'm always alright with it when a team that has never won a cup before finally brings it home.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 06:52

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 12:52

Neitherman: Sep 25, 2006; _{He will die without safety brief.}

I'm really proud of the Bolts for not going out like a wet fart. This game had to have given nearly every Primanti's-lined artery in every Pens fan in the crowd palpitations on a regular basis.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 07:50

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