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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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go Sharks/Lightning

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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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I want the Sharks to win the most because of Jumbo, and because the Sharks are cool in general.

Second would be Tampa because they got real close last year, and it'd be nice to see them win this time around. Also, it'd be nice to at least get a Cup out of Stamkos before he fucks off.

I hate the city of St. Louis, but their hockey players are ok and it'd be kinda cool if they finally won. I mostly don't want them to win because I don't want the people of St. Louis to have any joy in their bleak, racist, lives.

I don't actually dislike the Penguins, I just want to see them win the least. There isn't a single player on that roster I like except for maybe Kessel.

Thank you for reading my asinine opinions.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Mike_V posted:

This is rich coming from a Boston fan.

https://twitter.com/BestFansStLouis/status/722636311107137536


https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/697259142113693696

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Aphrodite posted:

He's a Washington fan.

to be fair to Mike V here, the Bruins are my favorite.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Mike_V posted:

Did you know that one of the country's largest concentration of white nationalists is in California? If you think that most cities aren't incredibly racist, you are sadly mistaken about the state of racism in America.

I am also 100% sure that guy is from Jefferson County (which is like 45-60 minutes away from St. Louis) or some place in Illinois.

Anyways, I am really hoping Hitch doesn't dress Ott more than one game in this series, but I have a feeling he'll start him the first couple and Ott will take a bunch of dumb penalties.

EDIT: Not sure if you're really dense or joking, but that poll is incredibly fake and says so in it.

its ok to be proud of your state even if it's one of the dumb racist ones

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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JRizzle posted:

Just one round ago, everyone was cool with the Blues because they hadn't won a cup.

Now, lol St. Louis is so racist and gently caress that city


Go Blues and much less so the Lightning

thank you for the endorsement, it's nice to know that my opinion is so revered that i now constitute "everyone"

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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while we're on the subject i'd also like to take some potshots at maryland, a lovely state that stayed loyal to the british during our revolution and who think putting old bay on everything and calling it crab _____ is some kind of culinary revelation

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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I think I was very explicit when I said I don't dislike the Blues, I dislike people from Missouri and don't want them to be happy, ergo I cannot in good conscience root for the Blues to do well.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Troy Queef posted:

They're all 110 IQ Deadspin readers, you can safely ignore their opinions

hell ya brother, they're nothing like us St. Louisans. Here in the Lou we have below average iqs and, uhhh, look at different web sites.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Professor Bling posted:

Also San Jose is a garbage city full of people that wish they lived in San Francisco or the East Bay but are too scared of black people to actually move there

ha ha ya here in the Lou we just shoot the black people we're afraid of. way easier.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Mike_V posted:

That is the police and I advise you to check out Chicago to see how it is professionally done and at least our city was pissed off enough to riot.

I don't really have any animosity towards the Sharks aside from 2000 or whatever when the loving Presidents Cup winning Blues lost to them in the first round.

EDIT: But let's get real with some poo poo posting:



show me where I said Boston was a bastion of racial tolerance. also I don't live there.

if you want to make fun of where I live (DC) you could do something with politicians, the murder rate, how it's not a state, how our public transportation is litearlly on fire, etc

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Ott was captain on the Sabres, not the Blues

there was this though:

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Lightning straight killin it

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Shadow Ninja 64 posted:

I don't particularly have any problem WitH most of the posters here and I also have noThing against thE ShArks, Really (actually I likE Them). HowEver, after catching up on this thread from page 2 and eSpecially reading Veskit's extremely poo poo post and millions of posts aboUt the terrible racist PeoplE who live in my aRea of the country here (I get it, they suck a lOt), I say this with all sinceRity: gently caress the ShaRks, go Blues, And I hope Veskit feels the wrath of an esCalator sometimE in his life.

i see right through your code. just how dumb do you think we are?!??

just kidding, having a goof here. goofin around.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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hell, I'd like to make polite conversation with her and find out if we have any common interests

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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whatis posted:

relationships built on common interest alone are doomed to failure, just keep this in mind before you take things too fast

maybe i'm not trying to get all up in her guts? you ever think of that? maybe i just want to be friends.

but thank you for the advice.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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i like when cooper whispers into his paper when he talks to the ref, presumably so people can't read his lips or something?

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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I had a feeling Boston was going to win the Stanley Cup in 2011 after they beat Montreal in the first round. I know that sounds stupid but the rivalry was particularly intense that year (Chara kills Pacioretty, line brawls, goalie fights, etc) and I just couldn't imagine a scenario where the Bruins didn't win it all after that kind of emotional first round victory. Then they swept the Flyers in the next round, after getting embarrassed the year before, and I knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that they were a Team of Destiny and that no one could stop them.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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this is very good. jumbo is cool.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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ya, goaltending wasn't the Lightning's problem in the two losses so far, from what I saw anyway

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Neitherman posted:

Did any of yinz Pens fans see this?

https://twitter.com/primantibros/status/733395691553312768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Kielbasa, the more high quality cousin of the hot dog.

i actually said "whoa" out loud when i saw this, so i guess pittsburgh isn't all bad

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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they have a casino too, right?

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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myron cope posted:

There is a casino right by Heinz Field, which is across the river from Consol (everything is across the river in Pittsburgh)

nice....the casino is cool. one time in baltimore i went to one of their sketchy rear end casinos and won 1500 big boys playing roulette, and then the next day i went to the orioles game. it was a good time. anyway, i'm hoping that happens for some of you guys in pittsburgh. except, maybe with the penguins or pirates or whatever.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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hulk hogan got paid like 100 million dollars by a lovely website for loving his friends wife ha ha

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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a cool thing about this series is that I found out I like Sharks fans a lot and that many Blues fans are loving retarded babies.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Goatman Sacks posted:

I've found out that Chicago and Dallas fans really can't deal with losing

ya

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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i just hope the guys have fun out there

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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imagine crying about a sports game lmao

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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the only scenario in which I could imagine crying about a professional sports team is if my kid played for them and they won the championship

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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yellowcar posted:

Cheering for sports is good because you can meet new and interesting people and build new friendships. :)

ya i've been talking to a lot of you morons for nearly a decade. jesus christ.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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I thought it was funny that Jon Cooper seemed like a big loving goober who probably doesn't like cussing but does it because he feels like he has to.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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the Sharks are cool and I want them to win

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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in 10,000 years we're going to be playing moon hockey, bitch, and the Neptune Bruins are going to win 600 Stanley Cups in a row led by the immortal Patrice Bergeron (they put his brain in a cyborg or something)

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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tell us more about how you personally saved the United States during the cold war

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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you can only post in the thread for hockey if your team is in the playoffs, thats the new rule for the forums.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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Sharks Eat Bear posted:

nice, if by some miracle the pens make the SCF i'll only "miss" games 3 and 4 due to this stupid work conference (u going again jamwad?)

Ya I'll be there. Starting tomorrow, actually.

Sessions are done well before puck-drop times even if Pittsburgh has home ice, so you should be fine unless you're planning on going to receptions and networking events or whatever.

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Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

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I am so happy for the San Jose Sharks and their fans, and I hope they win the Cup big time.

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