Stanley Cup Playoffs Round 3 N/V - Inhalers at the ready gentlemen

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Vicas posted:

Yeah, SAS would have to live with Pens fans after a cup, and no one wants that

The last time the Pens won the Cup it was in a pretty rad series that was followed up by a hilarious wet fart of a Cup series

# ¿ May 14, 2016 01:44

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:40

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

straight up brolic posted:

Congrats on your cup, Penguins.

Oh they added a losers bracket for the conf finals now?

# ¿ May 14, 2016 03:53

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

bewbies posted:

letang squawking at hornqvist or whoever it was that took away his shot at the end of the game was fantastic

Well its because Letang wasn't going to shoot it like Malkin and Crosby who seem possessed most of the time to pass it between themselves and then fire a weak shot and hope for a deflection. Kessel really screwed up in just not shooting the puck on that PP

# ¿ May 14, 2016 04:18

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

The Little Kielbasa posted:

Pens need to either learn how to score on the PP or call up a skull-crushing thug because right now there's no downside to trying to paralyze a penguin at every opportunity.

Enter Tom Sesito

# ¿ May 14, 2016 04:28

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

I just hope Crosby and Malkin start scoring some goals because its tiring hearing about how they are bringing this team down. That and I don't want this conference final to be like the last one the Pens were in.

# ¿ May 16, 2016 22:51

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Can the Penguins please win tonight to ease my pain from having to pay money to fix my car after a 18 wheeler decided to just turn into the lane and slowly scrape my turn signal out?

Couldn't stop either because gently caress getting out of the car on the Ft. Duquense/Pitt bridge at traffic.

# ¿ May 18, 2016 23:17

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Which, if you're familiar with the Pittsburgh accent, is pronounced "keel-bah-see"

Everyone in my conservation crew though I was crazy for not pronouncing it as "Keel-bah-sah" even the person from Hagerstown

Ginette Reno posted:

Shawn Michaels is comin to game 5. That probably means the Pens will get shut out or something but hopefully it's a cool fun game.

We got HBK, CM Punk, and Michael Keaton on our side, who do the Lighting have?

# ¿ May 20, 2016 02:10

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Pornographic Memory posted:

that's not true, they've got hulk hogan

Remember how Hulk Hogan would show up whenever Malkin would score a goal at Consol and also the same time would shill for the Flyers.

But then again Hulk Hogan is a garbage human being

# ¿ May 20, 2016 13:02

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Neitherman posted:

Are you talking about the Malkimania guy? Cause that was a Pens fan with cancer that died last year who just happened to resemble Hulk Hogan.

No I was talking about when Malkin would score the Consol Tron would have Hulk Hogan say something about Malkinmania running wild. During the Flyers debacle, after Scott Hartnell mocked Hogan fan, the next game in Philly when Hartnell scored, Hogan showed up on their tron saying "Hartnellmania is running wild brother"

# ¿ May 20, 2016 17:05

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

ElwoodCuse posted:

Someone put mouthwash and gum in Kessel's stall today. No word on his reaction, although it was probably "sweet, free gum".

https://twitter.com/JoshYohe_PGH/status/733691235630747648

# ¿ May 20, 2016 17:26

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Mage_Boy posted:

Remember when the Penguins defense was so bad it wouldn't have mattered which goalie they started?

Next year the Pens should be pretty solid if we can get some good D-men and Maata heals up

# ¿ May 23, 2016 04:17

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

tofes posted:

Shouldn't be a problem those defensemen just grow on trees

Yeah but who wouldn't want to play for Pittsburgh? I bet people would just take a discount if they were told "Hey you get to play with Malkin and Crosby and might be the piece to win the Cup for us!" Right? Right? :ohdear:

# ¿ May 23, 2016 04:23

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Jamwad Hilder posted:

imagine crying about a sports game lmao

Sports games are where I can vicariously live through the success of people much more athletic than me and watch them beat other teams that represent cities that are considered "greater" than Pittsburgh.

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm a completely broken human being :v:

# ¿ May 23, 2016 14:41

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

People on Pittsburgh's sports radio were bitching that Crosby, Letang, and Malkin were bad leaders because they didn't speak with the media after the game

# ¿ May 24, 2016 01:31

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

I really just want to get this game over tonight already, its like waiting for a drat root canal

# ¿ May 24, 2016 13:20

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Eric the Mauve posted:

There is zero chance MAF doesn't start Game 6 unless he's somehow injured

http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/...es/201605240056
But in 2009 MAF won the Cup after a bad Game 5 :downs:

# ¿ May 24, 2016 16:45

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Mind_Taker posted:

1. Sharks
2. Lightning
3. Blues
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4. Meteor

I said earlier I don't hate the Penguins any more but after watching them some more I decided that yup, I still actually hate the Penguins

Doesn't that just make the Caps losing even worse since that team didn't even get to the SCF?

# ¿ May 25, 2016 00:32

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

https://twitter.com/dnadders/status/735289996370808832
Crosby is bad I thought :stare:

# ¿ May 25, 2016 03:21

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

ALFbrot posted:

If the Pens win tonight, they'll be in the same situation, having beaten the Rangers in 5, Caps in 6, and Lightning in 7.

What I'm saying is that the Lightning will win.

Pens maybe 0-7 at home in Game 7 when they lose Game 6

But Pens are 2-0 in home game 7's when they win Game 6 :getin:

# ¿ May 26, 2016 21:09

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

CBJSprague24 posted:

It's gonna be PAS vs The World.

The world is filled with jagoffs who have it out for the hard working, blue collar, small city, white collar, healthcare and education leading, good natured people of Pitt "the real Shangri La" sburgh. :colbert:

# ¿ May 27, 2016 04:06

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

VendaGoat posted:

Yah, you're right.

Teams that get to the SCF are just "Ok"

Have some

He was talking about the city itself I think, I just enjoy that its a smaller city where I can walk a lot and go to cool museums and enjoy all the cloudy days. Reminds me of Omaha really.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 04:19

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Aye Doc posted:

i don't know that i've ever heard someone use omaha as a favorable comparison before

My mom's side is from there and let me tell you after driving in a van for 12 hours across states like Iowa and Ohio, any city will look good. Plus they have a really rad zoo and we usually went over there during the CWS. They have a pretty good hockey scene there too with the Lancers iirc, just finished a new arena and everything.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 04:26

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Pornographic Memory posted:

guess i'd better bookmark these and spam them for the finals because they aren't gonna be any good next season

That and they are much better than Pittbull.gif which never made sense for me.

# ¿ May 27, 2016 04:32

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

https://twitter.com/Benstonium/status/736032179885596673?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Mike Lange's call for the win :allears:

# ¿ May 27, 2016 05:12

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 16:40

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

ElwoodCuse posted:

Get ready to hear the poo poo beaten into the ground about how the Penguins haven't won in San Jose in like 20 years or some poo poo like that

Even though it's about as relevant as pointing out how lovely the Penguins were at home in game 7

Actually we finally won at the Shark Tank last year, 5-1 too :haw:

# ¿ May 27, 2016 05:22

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