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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don't care and I'm going to be playing Uncharted instead of watching hockey.

Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 15:23 on May 13, 2016

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

LumpyGumby posted:


Also, if Stamkos can't come back, who lifts the Cup first?

The West.




(An alternate. Team decides.)

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

RC Cola posted:

Can i borrow it when you're done?

It's not 2009 anymore (sorry PAS), nobody buys games on disc now.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

DJExile posted:

lol jackets




...Okay, I concede.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mike_V posted:

This is rich coming from a Boston fan.

He's a Washington fan.



And also nope, St. Louis tops that list for the foreseeable future.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Flyinglemur posted:

If the Pens happen to win the Cup there is a near zero chance that Conn Smythe will be anyone whose name doesn't rhyme with Blatt Blurry.

Luckily for Phil, his nickname in college was Fat Slurry.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

JRizzle posted:

Just one round ago, everyone was cool with the Blues because they hadn't won a cup.

Now, lol St. Louis is so racist and gently caress that city


Go Blues and much less so the Lightning

Well I mean they were up against Texas.

Unless you're Florida you always look sparkling in that matchup.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

vivisectvnv posted:

St.Louis is a mirror of literally any rust belt city, you have to loving joking me with this cherry picking bullshit.

Don't watch the news much, huh?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wookiees are hairy, but not really excessively.

Brent Burns is more like that urban legend of the hairy Mexican dog that ends up being a sewer rat.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I think I was very explicit when I said I don't dislike the Blues, I dislike people from Missouri and don't want them to be happy, ergo I cannot in good conscience root for the Blues to do well.

According to that guy that's not what you think, sorry.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Boston should play Subban when they go out West, every shot would probably be right in the chest.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Veskit posted:

Uhhh i'm pretty sure he does

Steen was on IR for a time this year, right? Maybe Ott had it during that.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mike_V posted:

Are you guys doing some high level trolling of me or are you all seriously this dumb? First, Steve Ott was injured all year. Second, there is no way in hell Steve loving Ott would have a letter.

I simply trusted Veskit. A mistake I will be sure not to repeat.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

We're BAS. They're... BLAS I guess?



Still right though.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wow look at this pro-racism guy. No wonder he's a Hawks fan.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Infidel Castro posted:

Considering the Sharks recently employed Raffi Torres; to condemn the Blues for having Steve Ott seems somewhat hypocritical.

Still would if he functioned.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Big Piece O poo poo posted:

Cooper just said in post game press conference that Bishop's x-rays were negative.

Oh no, where did his bones go?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The key is to live in a city filled with people you don't like, and being a fan of a team somewhere else.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I think it's because of Selena Gomez?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Actually it turns out that was for the previous round. I had just heard them mention it on NBC during the game 7 and thought it was about today, but it was a San Jose concert the 11th they were referring to.

She was in Vancouver tonight, insert your favourite joke here.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Both of those teams got within one of winning even with their top heavy lines.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Mike_V posted:

Ok, but did they win??

3 times. Each!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

On the other hand, human birth is slightly less gross than Brent Burns' face.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Literally their biggest accomplishment to date is taking a SCF game 4 to OT.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

You didn't believe hard enough.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I think sitting on the bench qualifies as playing for backups.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Phil Kessel just had a heart attack.




Then later he saw that picture and wanted one.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

All of my in-laws pronounce knackwurst "knock wrist" and I hate them.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Garbage plates are a Rochester thing.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Wow, you never realize how different people look in just 7 years.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Who buys an away jersey?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Fateo McMurray posted:

Real fans who wish the home jerseys were still white

You mean ignorant middle aged fans.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

achillesforever6 posted:

We got HBK, CM Punk, and Michael Keaton on our side, who do the Lighting have?

Not HBK.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Neitherman posted:

Nah bro. Unless TB comes up with an answer for HBK they're hosed.

It's going to be pretty Sunny for the Tampa home games.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Which is really surprising from Dallas.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It will be called off on a penalty when he skates too far, leading to the rare goalie one on one sudden death.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Stop defending lovely stuff with "yeah well someone else entirely did it to someone else entirely earlier" you morons.

Mike_V posted:

If Steve Ott did this could you imagine the breathless posts about how much of a piece of poo poo he is?

https://streamable.com/8o21

Jumbo is actually a really loving dirty player, he speared Fabbri in the dick in their final game of the season after the whistle too.

You just have to appreciate something so lovely that instead of retaliating the other guy just keeps screaming "What the gently caress was that?"



And no I'm not saying he should have, but that's what they nearly always do.

Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 20:53 on May 22, 2016

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wonderllama posted:

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Here's the line where the Stanley cup ratings Jokes begin.

I rate it 0/5.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I think Trevor Daley being their second best defenseman would also rank up there with things that went wrong.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Yeah but he's saying it now while they're actually in the conference finals, instead of during round 1.

It's a subtle difference.

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