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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

you didn't suggest a game so i win by default. :owned:


sorry this game is for noobs. that's a pwn jerry


trash for children. pwnt


sorry but my honor is more important than my w/l record which is 100/0

Oh we goin toe to toe in candyland mf. Molasses swamp gonna eat ya. :catbert:

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Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Checkers, bitch. King me.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


can we just play some board games?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm a freaking noob so I'm going to "opt out" of this 1v1...but just stopping in to check on the thread :cool:

lol it's cool i respect a d00d who knows that being the absolute best at every game maybe isn't for him


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh we goin toe to toe in candyland mf. Molasses swamp gonna eat ya. :catbert:

a decent choice, but unfortunately i don't play noob games for toddlers ever since i turned 11.


Dr Cheeto posted:

Checkers, bitch. King me.

too spammy

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

I will invade your sorry rear end and steal all your souls. I drink estus during 1v1s and don't give a gently caress, bitch.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Hell Yeah posted:

too spammy

mlyp

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dog buttz posted:

I will invade your sorry rear end and steal all your souls. I drink estus during 1v1s and don't give a gently caress, bitch.

i'm the parry king butt i don't play dark souls 3 online because of the poo poo netcode that removes all skill from the game and turns the combat into a series of dumb gimmick builds slapfighting until one person falls off a cliff. :redass:

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
hey friend, hows it going??

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


sorry i'm not a fan of this cartoon so i don't know what this means in the context of the thread.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hell Yeah posted:

lol it's cool i respect a d00d who knows that being the absolute best at every game maybe isn't for him


a decent choice, but unfortunately i don't play noob games for toddlers ever since i turned 11.


too spammy

Ooooooo, ooooooo, hrrrrrrmmmmmm, how about GOLF then? :shrug:

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Hell Yeah posted:

sorry i'm not a fan of this cartoon so i don't know what this means in the context of the thread.

You'd better sit down because I'm about to show you Season 1 of My Little Pwny

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Dr Cheeto posted:

You'd better sit down because I'm about to show you Season 1 of My Little Pwny

learn 2 play scrub.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm the parry king butt i don't play dark souls 3 online because of the poo poo netcode that removes all skill from the game and turns the combat into a series of dumb gimmick builds slapfighting until one person falls off a cliff. :redass:

You're absolutely right. Last night I was 1v1ing a friend and we both swung at the same time. For some reason he did no damage but passed through me and when I swung, it caused my character to immediately spin around and go into a backwards backstab animation which immediately killed him.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

dog buttz posted:

You're absolutely right. Last night I was 1v1ing a friend and we both swung at the same time. For some reason he did no damage but passed through me and when I swung, it caused my character to immediately spin around and go into a backwards backstab animation which immediately killed him.

honestly it's bullshit.

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?
come on and kiss already

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



He'll yeah, you son of a biych!

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

The Bananana posted:

He'll yeah, you son of a biych!

HE'S A WILD ONE

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



He's my designated forums enemy, so, you know, gotta keep up with appearances

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

dog buttz posted:

I will invade your sorry rear end and steal all your souls. I drink estus during 1v1s and don't give a gently caress, bitch.

i drink estrus during 1v1s and don't give a fuckkkkk. got mah red wings bitch.

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm the parry king butt i don't play dark souls 3 online because of the poo poo netcode that removes all skill from the game and turns the combat into a series of dumb gimmick builds slapfighting until one person falls off a cliff. :redass:

*gets rekt by a lone HP/Eustus restricted invader even with the help of 3 other phantom players*

It...it was the lovely netcode!

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Transformice.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
You've pwned me for the last time, Hell Yeah

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

did anyone say freecell yet?

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

lag

or maybe

just

bad

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Monomythian posted:

*gets rekt by a lone HP/Eustus restricted invader even with the help of 3 other phantom players*

It...it was the lovely netcode!

i don't drink eustice during an hororable duel bro.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hey suck my balls bananana

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hell Yeah posted:

hey suck my balls bananana

I'm going to "murder you in the night"

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'll 1v1 you irl and kill you

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

Hell Yeah posted:

i don't drink eustice during an hororable duel bro.

You should

Then when they are on the last hit, use all you eustus in front of them and let them hit you a bunch till you have one hit left.

now you are a true samurai in victory, or death

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

mostly death

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

like a lot of deaths

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

mostly the host just throws a firebomb at you

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i wish i could throw a firebomb at your posting

mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?
nearing the end of season 2 and still no kiss #blueballs

Your Moms Ahegao
Sep 3, 2008

Hell Yeah posted:

i wish i could throw a firebomb at your posting

money match me

No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

Hell Yeah posted:

1v1 me and i will pwn you beyotch. I own all the games so choose any game and 1v1 me and you will know what it feels like to be utterly pwned. I will meet you in-game and show you how a real mlg pro duels honorably without using cheap tactics to win the game in a unfair way.

chivalry: deadliest warrior

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
TREMULOUS, ATCS, i wil play basilisk :shittydog:

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

pwn me in real life please


pwn me until i am a corpse


end my loving life

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im reqlly good at total annihilation based games

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP you must settle this quarrel the logical way.

A fifty turn game of mario party 5.

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