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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I have about 4 of these bastards in my backyard and they keep squawking. IDK if they are always horny or if they are just big bird bitches.

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:science: Not a Chicken!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



This guy says your face looks like a oval office!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

JiveHonky posted:

:science: Not a Chicken!

Don't make me pimpslap you :mad:

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
Fun Shoe
looking up polish hens and rob tyner came back as a chicken

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:

Don't make me pimpslap you :mad:

:science: Not a Pimp!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Isaac posted:

Im a farm hand on a chicken farm i can tell you the facts on chickens.

What do you wanna know

Which ones will let me pet them? :3:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lol

each person

backyard



gently caress off

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


EorayMel posted:

I have about 4 of these bastards in my backyard and they keep squawking. IDK if they are always horny or if they are just big bird bitches.



thats either a small chicken, or a large peanut. im struggling with the concept of either!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

lol

each person

backyard



gently caress off

I'm sure this made sense in your head b4 u typed it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

girth brooks part 2 posted:

looking up polish hens and rob tyner came back as a chicken



I think that bird has a problem

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

I'm sure this made sense in your head b4 u typed it

it makes sense just think about "each person should raise chickens in their backyard" and then realize most people don't have a backyard

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Moridin920 posted:

it makes sense just think about "each person should raise chickens in their backyard" and then realize most people don't have a backyard

Ok. I was worried u had a mild stroke or something :keke:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i mean that's possible definitely


i wouldn't uhhhhh





rule it out

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Which ones will let me pet them? :3:

likely any kind if you are really hands on raising it. I dont think chickens understand or enjoy pats however

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I just finished up the run, gonna start on the coop. Pics incoming at some point


I stole your name Isaac, the one on the right's name is Pecky Becky

The others are Girtie Birdie, Henny Penny and Cersei Hennester

Cersei is the blonde one

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Pecky Becky pecks a lot.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
How did they taste?

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011

EorayMel posted:

I have about 4 of these bastards in my backyard and they keep squawking. IDK if they are always horny or if they are just big bird bitches.



bluejays are smug, aggressive assholes to everything smaller than them but are also every raptorial bird's bitch since they're so fat, smug and slow

basically they're fat goony fucks

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

there a stray cat in my neighborhood and every time I see it come across the street a bluejay swoops down and attacks it. sometimes the cat will sleep on a branch in this tree and the bluejay will come attack it. it's happened every summer for like 3 years now and it's funny every time

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

there a stray cat in my neighborhood and every time I see it come across the street a bluejay swoops down and attacks it. sometimes the cat will sleep on a branch in this tree and the bluejay will come attack it. it's happened every summer for like 3 years now and it's funny every time

Yeah bluejays are huge dicks, second only to mockingbirds

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
But this is a thread for chickens so post ur chicks pls

playmidair.com
May 14, 2016

by Shine
all polish women that r petite are whores this is a known fact

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

gonnda take a huge amount of cock thanks to this thread

thanks op

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
It is always nice to be kept in fresh eggs though, tbf.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Tell me more about this hen's muff!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

gonnda take a huge amount of cock thanks to this thread

thanks op

Pm me

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves


Tell me more about this hens' muffs

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Blue Train posted:

there a stray cat in my neighborhood and every time I see it come across the street a bluejay swoops down and attacks it. sometimes the cat will sleep on a branch in this tree and the bluejay will come attack it. it's happened every summer for like 3 years now and it's funny every time

Corvids are loving trolls who 100% know that they are antagonizing other creatures and genuinely enjoy it and it's great. What's also great is that at some point that Jay might decide to teach all his friends how to gently caress with that cat for a laugh.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Moridin920 posted:

it makes sense just think about "each person should raise chickens in their backyard" and then realize most people don't have a backyard

Its more about lovely sub-urbanite homeowners learning to take care of their own drat selves so that farmers can feed real people who actually contribute to society.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




shadow puppet of a posted:

Reminder that Uncle Sam is ready to take a lot of cock deep into his interior as the US postal service is equipped and ready to handle live adult chickens sent through the mail

http://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52c5_008.htm#ep198129

And goons should be routinely mailing other goons live, unsolicited chickens.

Oh come on, if you're going to mail live animals to goons it has to be bees.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Speleothing posted:

Its more about lovely sub-urbanite homeowners learning to take care of their own drat selves so that farmers can feed real people who actually contribute to society.

lol just lol if you don't feed yourself on the bounty of the forest

loving settlement havers itt

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Shoehead posted:

What's also great is that at some point that Jay might decide to teach all his friends how to gently caress with that cat for a laugh.

I've actually seen two birds swoop at it a couple of times :tinfoil:

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