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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Who else failed out of college?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
haha yeah i couldnt stop drinking for long enough to even consider studying or going to class or doing assignments or not drinking

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

haha yeah i couldnt stop drinking for long enough to even consider studying or going to class or doing assignments or not drinking

I'm thinking about going back, at 32

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I defered my acceptance for a year and got drunk and never went then got drunk for another 8 or so years and here wr are today

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i graduated with highest honors and a number of prizes

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I'm thinking about going back, at 32

that's where im at right now :hfive:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

that's where im at right now :hfive:

looking at the same college. What are they gonna do? almost kick me out for a 4th time

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
dropped out of community college to move to cali and pursue a career in art and animation. lets just say it "didnt work so good"

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I owe more in loans than on my piece of poo poo house. Half my staff make more than me with their high school diplomas so I guess don't take loans out if you go is my advice

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

dropped out of community college to move to cali and pursue a career in art and animation. lets just say it "didnt work so good"

at least you have enough money to pay for the internet

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

at least you have enough money to pay for the internet

i have a decent job and all, its just not where i pictured myself or really what i want to be doing. :shrug:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
yah; i did from my first college but ended up with a tennis scholarship to my second one after an embarrassing year at community college and met my wife at the second one also got an mba after that

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

i have a decent job and all, its just not where i pictured myself or really what i want to be doing. :shrug:

thats why I want to go back buddy.
I had a decent job, but my new boss is an rear end in a top hat

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i never went and it turned out fantadtic

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
never went even though college is free. lol :(

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

AEMINAL posted:

never went even though college is free. lol :(

idiot :(

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

looking at the same college. What are they gonna do? almost kick me out for a 4th time

guess you have to give it the ol... college try...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

thats why I want to go back buddy.
I had a decent job, but my new boss is an rear end in a top hat

good luck to you

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

guess you have to give it the ol... college try...

does that mean I have to lead a panty raid?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
what fraternity were u in? I didn't do one my first time, wasn't there long enough to pledge but I was a pike in my second one

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

JiveHonky posted:

good luck to you

thanks

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i got a living wage scholarship for a doctorate then used it to become an alcholic

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

what fraternity were u in? I didn't do one my first time, wasn't there long enough to pledge but I was a pike in my second one

the only time i was at a frat party I had to kick out an old door

dogmother1776
Apr 16, 2016

You can get all the same jobs without a college degree as you can get with a college degree, you will just make a little more money with the degree. I don't think a new degree will help you at 32 unless you are looking to make more money doing a job you already have.

Consider a new career in balloon modeling instead. You can make your own hours, be your own boss, and dress up as a clown.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

its ok i have a pretty sweet job and a v. comfortable life still

socialism :)

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

If you kill your boss

Really I got nothing after that

Kill your boss

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
my advice would be to work as and coke dealer and amass more money then you know whst to do with until all your friends die and you set yourself on fire and then buy eggs at the corner store with change you found underneath the bed

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

does that mean I have to lead a panty raid?

you wouldn't necessarily HAVE to but everyone else is going to look for your leadership on such issues due to your age and experience

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I think you will find there are always lucrative careers available in the male prostitution field

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Blue Train posted:

I think you will find there are always lucrative careers available in the male prostitution field

i am way to angry for that

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

give it time

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
You should get a career at McDonald's. I hear they're doing really well.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I am always angry

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
maybe you ought to take anger management 101 XD

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Iron Prince posted:

maybe you ought to take anger management 101 XD

Ill loving kill you.

do you have a good therapist?

Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
I went back to college at 30 to do science. It's been pretty cool. I recommend it op

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


heh failing college. im about to graduate with an absolutely useless degree and no experience unlike you goons :smuggo:

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I dropped out four times. No degree and I love hand to mouth thanks to student loans. Id like to have a talk with 19 year old Smash

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Ill loving kill you.

do you have a good therapist?

just the case worker the VA assigned to me but all he does is constantly remind me of the war so progress is slow

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drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
If you fail out of college, you are the dumbest person in the room. I drank a 5th of mad dog on my way to a final without sleeping once. LMBO if you are too stupid to take a test.

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