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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

honestly the only thing I really hate about weddings is that people won't leave me alone at the reception

I just want to sit here and catch up with friends and family I don't want to dance to bad music

two weddings ago my in-laws were doing a conga line around the reception hall and they kept circling the table trying to get me to join

about the tenth time around my table I started contemplating faking a medical emergency

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

This sounds like Florida Man... waiting to happen again.

Florida Man did it... 45 days ago

http://nbc4i.com/2016/03/24/man-sentenced-to-37-months-for-cross-burning/

quote:

Florida man has been found guilty of setting a cross on fire in an interracial couple’s yard.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
My wife's family is Mexican and fairly racist, but were happy in the end because "at least you're not black like her old boyfriend" so that was cool.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

what is the best way to start a race war so I don't have to dance today

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The last wedding I went to was a chinese one so there was literally a 2 minute long ceremony which consisted of the Bride and Groom being walked to their table and then we all ate until we died.

Sometime around course eight people started doing Karaoke.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS?



Miami Dolphins: 14
v2vian man
grittybeard
Arkham's Razor
Febreeze
Burginator
Yoshifan823
AAA Dolfan
Ehud
Hotlanta Man
Anals of History
Felter Chesthard
The Big Jesus
The Kraken
Swickles

Cleveland Browns: 6
Cavauro
3 Dong Horse
186
Seiferguy
TheGreyGhost
Eifert Posting

Jacksonville Jaguars: 5
Benne
fartknocker
Alaois
Raku
fizfashizzle

Cincinnati Bengals: 3
BIg Ol Marsh Pussy
Probably Magic
Jrizzle

New England Patriots: 3
Spiros
Turdsdown Tom
Kalli

New York Giants: 2
Metapod
Daltos

Green Bay Packers: 2
Christ Pseudoscientist
Pops Mgee

Minnesota Vikings: 2
whypick1
knightmare

Baltimore Ravens: 2
Cruel and Unusual
Chris James 2

Arizona Cardinals: 2
Silly Burrito
Maxwells Demon

Black Sheep
Parmesan Basil: Kansas City Chiefs
The Puppy Bowl: Tennessee Titans
Turbo Flaming Chicken: Oakland Raiders
Toilet Mouth: Seattle Seahawks
Chichevache: Pittsburgh Steelers

I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN: CLEVELAND BROWNS for 7 POINTS

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Lol, my answer:
4. I'll say Browns because I think most will say them or Fins and ick.

Ehud posted:

what is the best way to start a race war so I don't have to dance today

Call someone a "Ripple nipple bitch."

Eifert Posting fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 21, 2016

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

and thus, the Miami Dolphins fans witnessed their greatest victory of 2016 in the month of May

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Ehud posted:

what is the best way to start a race war so I don't have to dance today

The bride could transform into the race of the groom when they kiss at the end.

But then it wouldn't be interracial anymore and the father in law might be okay with it.

This is quite a conundrum...

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

honestly the only thing I really hate about weddings is that people won't leave me alone at the reception

I just want to sit here and catch up with friends and family I don't want to dance to bad music

two weddings ago my in-laws were doing a conga line around the reception hall and they kept circling the table trying to get me to join

about the tenth time around my table I started contemplating faking a medical emergency

Do deadlifts on the dance floor

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Scionix posted:

QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS?

The Puppy Bowl: Tennessee Titans

The gently caress :confused:

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

i voted my heart because i luv 2 post online with my bengals bros but really if i could have voted for the entire afc north i would have.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

i voted my heart because i luv 2 post online with my bengals bros but really if i could have voted for the entire afc north i would have.

*in a faded, echoing voice from the distance* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I picked the Pats because Shrimp is a national treasure and the sheer rage their fanbase whips up on this board makes them real good

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Scionix posted:

*in a faded, echoing voice from the distance* gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:eyepop:

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Spiros posted:

I picked the Pats because Shrimp is a national treasure and the sheer rage their fanbase whips up on this board makes them real good

uh, mods?????

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Scionix posted:

uh, mods?????

It's true shrimp is a national treasure

Ehud bring shrimp to the wedding

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Metapod posted:

It's true shrimp is a national treasure

Ehud bring shrimp to the wedding

2 RING SHRIMP

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I am at the wedding and it's literally white on left, black on right hahaha

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
did you remember to wear your trump lapel?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ehud posted:

I am at the wedding and it's literally white on left, black on right hahaha

...they're going to end up doing separate dances, aren't they.

I also didn't catch the "worst posters" thing, so I was going by fans mostly, but Bengals, you should know my answer still stands for y'all, you're all extremely nice.

Probably Magic fucked around with this message at 18:35 on May 21, 2016

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Ehud posted:

and thus, the Miami Dolphins fans witnessed their greatest victory of 2016 in the month of May

Who even cares about the season now

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I was just given a job to do

I have to press play and stop on a CD player for this old woman

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

I am at the wedding and it's literally white on left, black on right hahaha

If there is a dj request young thug and see what happens

If there's not a dj play some young thug and see what happens

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Scionix posted:

did you remember to wear your trump lapel?


[

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
People in palm beach county, number one gator booster club in the country, love trump

It's like they flat out forgot how awful he's been to everyone here.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Metapod posted:

If there is a dj request young thug and see what happens

If there's not a dj play some young thug and see what happens

first you get that money then you get that power...

I actually have work to do now, I will be back later tonight to finish the questions. Im sure we're all on pins and needles!!!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Ehud posted:

I was just given a job to do

I have to press play and stop on a CD player for this old woman

Swap that CD. You know you want to.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Scionix you dont have my answers, I sent them 5/14 this is rude I demand a recount

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Scionix posted:

QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS?



New York Giants: 2
Metapod
Daltos

:hfive:

Scionix posted:

Miami Dolphins: 14
Febreeze

race traitor

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Athanatos posted:

Scionix you dont have my answers, I sent them 5/14 this is rude I demand a recount

No wait, it's me, the tool who didn't add his SA name to the topic cause it was my email name. Nevermind carry on.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol when everyone cries at a wedding

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Athanatos posted:

No wait, it's me, the tool who didn't add his SA name to the topic cause it was my email name. Nevermind carry on.

I didn't add my username but my answers still got counted.

Probably just hates you then.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

whypick1 posted:

I didn't add my username but my answers still got counted.

Probably just hates you then.

Scionix!!!!!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Ehud posted:

lol when everyone cries at a wedding

Maybe they used Rent-A-Mourner.

http://www.rentamourner.co.uk/

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I hope someone GDT's my wedding.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Ehud posted:

honestly the only thing I really hate about weddings is that people won't leave me alone at the reception

I just want to sit here and catch up with friends and family I don't want to dance to bad music

This is a Right Opinion right here, everyone check this out

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

swickles posted:

I hope someone GDT's my wedding.

Winkie will just show up with a Penthouse and show everyone the pictures.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Do they have one of those disgusting chocolate fountains?

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

pillsburysoldier posted:

Do they have one of those disgusting chocolate fountains?

will advise when I get to the reception

stopped by the house to let the dogs out

also the old lady who I helped press the CD player buttons gave me a hug

Eagerly anticipating more sheep answers

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