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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

whypick1 posted:

Next stop: last place!

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

swickles posted:

what the gently caress is central time?

It's the time you wish you had

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Hahaha

This joke won't get nearly enough love.

It deserves none tbh

Ehud posted:

k I will liveblog the basketball game while we post

There's no basketball game till Sunday

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

This wedding is interracial and the bride's dad doesn't approve of interracial marriage but also he's doing the ceremony because he's a pastor lol

I'm going to want a post wedding report

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

It's my sister in law so the racist pastor is my father in law hahahahaha!!

:boom:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

Guys, Ehud is white, so the guy who doesn't approve of interracial marriages isn't. Wrong stereotypes.

The stereotypes still hold strong tbh

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

honestly the only thing I really hate about weddings is that people won't leave me alone at the reception

I just want to sit here and catch up with friends and family I don't want to dance to bad music

two weddings ago my in-laws were doing a conga line around the reception hall and they kept circling the table trying to get me to join

about the tenth time around my table I started contemplating faking a medical emergency

Do deadlifts on the dance floor

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Scionix posted:

QUESTION 4: WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE BEST POSTERS?

The Puppy Bowl: Tennessee Titans

The gently caress :confused:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Scionix posted:

uh, mods?????

It's true shrimp is a national treasure

Ehud bring shrimp to the wedding

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

I am at the wedding and it's literally white on left, black on right hahaha

If there is a dj request young thug and see what happens

If there's not a dj play some young thug and see what happens

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

request that the dj plays who let the dogs out so you can loudly tell anyone who will listen that it was you. you did it

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the other advantage to requesting who let the dogs out is you get to singlehandedly ruin a wedding by playing it. like, me and my wife gave a do not play list to the DJ but we did not think far enough ahead to put the 2000 hit song who let the dogs out by baha men on it. ruin the wedding ehud.

Then Andy Dalton came in clutch to save the wedding by throwing a game winning I do

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

My wife just asked why I'm posting about the wedding on TFF

:laffo:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

If this is taking place inland, I seriously feel for him, but if it's by the coats, then I'm pissed as hell and demand a quantum leap. Give me South Carolina beaches any day of the week.

Nothing beats a good ol' fashion South Carolina coat rack I tell you what

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

I so badly want to turn this thing on but I would have to wheel it to an outlet

There was a reason you did all those deadlifts....

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Well did you?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

Yah but I felt bad when everyone started leaving before the send off because the wedding planner disappeared

Btw they never found her

Dammit Ehud it was your job to keep an eye on Joe

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Ehud posted:

where is scionix

He was the wedding planner

WHAT A TWIST

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

186 posted:

This happened to a friend of mine. She then became a Super Catholic and proclaimed she would be subservient to her husband.

That's my unity candle story thanks for listening.

How quickly did that marriage fail?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Titans fans are the best posters because they've got no fans and therefore no posters.





wait...

I knew this would be the answer but still :argh:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
It is 9:02 central standard time and more answers have not been revealed 😠😠😠

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chichevache posted:

Is it too late for me to vote scionix?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lmao those pictures
:lol: at multiple people picking Ross for football player

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

You don't get to brag about your triple jump prowess the question that answer

Probably Magic posted:

Kawalimus bursts into the huddle. "You know we're going to lose right? We're only up by three at halftime. Alright, let's get back out there, even though I don't know why we bother. Oh, look, a lark!"

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Scionix posted:

Probably Magic: Metapod

First order of business mccluster get the gently caress out

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

How did I not see Parm running away with that one?

More importantly how did lord waffle beard not?

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

seiferguy posted:

Fixed that. Jefferson was known in the MLB thread to have insane amounts of knowledge about each team's farm system (which, even for midcore-to-hardcore fans of baseball is pretty niche). Whenever someone would pop up and say how their hot new prospect was doing well, Jefferson would come in and poo poo all over them saying their prospect was going to fail. He wasn't wrong, but man he upset a lot of people during that time.

This goon sounds amazing

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