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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


if you, like me, have never felt the rough, sandy touch of a woman's breast, then take heart: one weird trick has arisen, from the mystical lands of the Far East!

(NWS) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeW-VkpUkEs

do not seek me at home, o friends; do not tarry at my door. I ride the road where she takes me, breast in hand forevermore

MiracleWhale fucked around with this message at 07:40 on May 14, 2016

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
yeah man i get it. life is like some b cups blowing in the wind right

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
lol nws u goofy whaleass

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Fascinating. :science:

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

running. down a dream.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

lol nws u goofy whaleass

oops sorry folks quote if you lost your job and I'll be happy to call your boss and put in a good word for ya

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
it wasnt the vid that got me fired, it was the jackin in public

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


is there any way to unsend an email because I just CC'd the entire company on this thing

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
japanese boobs patrol: friday night nipplepumps edition DX

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

MiracleWhale posted:

is there any way to unsend an email because I just CC'd the entire company on this thing

:doh:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I am about to post a good joke

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
The Wind in the Pillows

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
ok maybe it wasn't that good

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Miracle whales wife is black and long.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


PBS Newshour posted:

The Wind in the Pillows

PBS Newshour posted:

I am about to post a good joke

delivered!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

PBS Newshour posted:

ok maybe it wasn't that good

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i'm allergic to bees :sigh:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
MiracleWhale your waifu is very cross with you about this thread

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



Iron Prince posted:

i'm allergic to bees :sigh:

you just got stung like a bee

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

MiracleWhale your waifu is very cross with you about this thread



the force her breast imparts upon my squeezing hand is a mere 13.5 newtons and in conclusion I want a divorce

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

I'll try to remember this next time I get a face full of asphalt, OP.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQKnUOnDMn8

"Please take a look at the fortress-like toughness of Japan's cool breasts"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

MiracleWhale posted:

if you, like me, have never felt the rough, sandy touch of a woman's breast, then take heart: one weird trick has arisen, from the mystical lands of the Far East!

(NWS) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeW-VkpUkEs

do not seek me at home, o friends; do not tarry at my door. I ride the road where she takes me, breast in hand forevermore

why not get fat and feel your own?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Country road,
take me home
to the place
where I belong
West Virginia..

I'm kidding. Lol that somebody wrote a song about west virginia.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Country road,
take me home
to the place
where I belong
West Virginia..

I'm kidding. Lol that somebody wrote a song about west virginia.

:chloe:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

You seem really mad at me for some reason?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You seem really mad at me for some reason?

gently caress you

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You seem really mad at me for some reason?

:chloe:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Woah nelly; where's all this animosity coming from? Trouble at home?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Woah nelly; where's all this animosity coming from? Trouble at home?

sounds like a haunted house you me too

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Woah nelly; where's all this animosity coming from? Trouble at home?

:chloe:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hey, it's cool if you're afraid to talk. Many men share that fear of intimacy. Don't let it diminish you. I mean it does, but try not to let it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Hey, it's cool if you're afraid to talk. Many men share that fear of intimacy. Don't let it diminish you. I mean it does, but try not to let it.

:chloe:

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

There there lil' buddy. Maybe if you watch the chickcam thread you'll find the confidence to come out of your shell.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

There there lil' buddy. Maybe if you watch the chickcam thread you'll find the confidence to come out of your shell.

:chloe:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

There there lil' buddy. Maybe if you watch the chickcam thread you'll find the confidence to come out of your shell.

this man is a hermit crab!!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

this man is a hermit crab!!

:keke:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
i actually came back around the wind in the pillows joke was pretty good

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*cudgels shell*
*eats goo*

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