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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

MiracleWhale posted:

Jesus Christ can someone summarize this thread in 140 characters

bad thread

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

bad generation

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqtk2bFae-w

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
my God. that is awful

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

MiracleWhale posted:

Jesus Christ can someone summarize this thread in 140 characters

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
What a tiresome thread and what a tedious topic. If I see one more thread with the word "millenial" in it, I'm going to go find a dead horse and beat it to death some more.

Actually, I'm going to go stare into my phone as blankly as possible, and occasionally swipe right for the women I want to bone.

tl;dr, gently caress Generation X: thanks for stealing all our oil, you war-mongering fucktards.

*Resumes blank stare*

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I was born in 1983, am I millenial, or what

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I was born in 1983, am I millenial, or what

Sorry, son, it's fatal. We can try the full gamut of medical procedures, but at this point you have decide whether you want quality of life or a lot of painful medical procedures that may or may not prolongue your suffering for a few months more. You don't have to come up with an answer today. I understand this is very hard.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I need you to bust yo rear end in there, grab the guap, and cap some bitches.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Millenial cuck Im gay caramel macchiato!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

hah ha ha millenials hahahaha [wheezing] MILLENIALS am i right? [gasping for air] millenials! MILLENIALS! millenials [choking on own tongue] millenials, millenials...

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

"this generation is dumb and lazy and bad"
-ancient greek philosopher from 10,000 years ago

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


satanic splash-back posted:

hah ha ha millenials hahahaha [wheezing] MILLENIALS am i right? [gasping for air] millenials! MILLENIALS! millenials [choking on own tongue] millenials, millenials...

you know what really gets my goat?!?! these fuckers... these loving... MILLENNIALS! you've probably met one. they're probably rampant in your community!

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Happy Bear Suit posted:

"this generation is dumb and lazy and bad"
-ancient greek philosopher from 10,000 years ago

lol even back in ancient Greece they knew millennials would be poo poo.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


1. millennials should not be allowed to own property
2. millennials should not be allowed to vote
3. forced sterilization for all millennials
4. millennials should be forced to live on a giant island in the pacific made out of trash

it's just COMMON SENSE!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



lmao

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Hot soup? :shrug:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I was born in 1983, am I millenial, or what

No, you are a Young Punk. I was legally drinking when you were born. That makes me both a Boomer and an Old Fart.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

AWE-SOME

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how large is a peat bog, really? has anyone taken measurements? can we fit all the millennials in there?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how much space is left in the la brea tar pits

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

1. millennials should not be allowed to own property
2. millennials should not be allowed to vote
3. forced sterilization for all millennials
4. millennials should be forced to live on a giant island in the pacific made out of trash

it's just COMMON SENSE!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
My friend taught his dog to bark at millenials

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Serviette posted:

What a tiresome thread and what a tedious topic. If I see one more thread with the word "millenial" in it, I'm going to go find a dead horse and beat it to death some more.
would you rather it be called "gen y" because i sure as poo poo don't

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
More like Generation Y-hat!!!!!!!!!!! U JUST GOT loving OWNWNWND

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Ork of Fiction posted:

More like Generation Y-hat!!!!!!!!!!! U JUST GOT loving OWNWNWND

holy poo poo

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Ork of Fiction posted:

More like Generation Y-hat!!!!!!!!!!! U JUST GOT loving OWNWNWND
gently caress, walked right into that one

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

thathonkey posted:

i think we can all agree overly chatty coworkers are annoying no matter what age :confused:

cubicles make it worse obviously. i actually would blame cubicles for this entire problem. stop n chats will still happen but if your situational awareness is strong and knowledge of the office floor plan well learned you should be able to maneuver around annoying coworkers as needed.

Just lmao if you work in some cubicle.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I heard if you carry a newspaper with you it'll cause any millenials to leave the area

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Just lmao if you work in some cubicle.
Beats an open plan office. I'd love some loving privacy.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I literally work in a container but at least it has air conditioning.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

gesundheit

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
mills are mostly the grandchildren of boomers, I say burn them with fire

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Volume posted:

We are the exact opposite of the typical helicopter parents, encouraging our kids to make their own choices. We have allowed our kids to make their own decisions for many years of their young adult years, but feel we might contact someone for advice at this time.

Our son just graduated from college a week ago. He has told us he wants to take a year off before getting into his career. He wants to work at a coffee shop instead, making just a little over minimum wage. He is moving out and sharing a place with friends, which we encourage. We are concerned about this delay in entering his chosen field (mechanical engineering and computer aided design). Our question is: How will a delay in entering the workforce in one’s chosen field after college affect a person’s job chances and career?

when you're entering the workplace as a STEMlord your interviewers typically have to ask some pretty technical questions to make sure you actually learned anything in school, technical stuff that really starts to fade after spending a year living with buddies, getting laid, getting high, and listening to nonstop bitching about The Man from a bunch of hippy baristos

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Casimir Radon posted:

Beats an open plan office. I'd love some loving privacy.

Just lmao if you work in an office.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Baby boomers are going to bankrupt social security and the health care system. Good on them I say.

Millenials get the scraps I guess?

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Just lmao if you work in an office.

Can't think of a worse way to live your life. My life is better spent walking 8 miles for water.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Ein cooler Typ posted:

that's not a real socrates quote

No Socrates quotes are real. Plato punched up the character quite a bit in his fan fiction.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

noctambulous nebab posted:

Can't think of a worse way to live your life. My life is better spent walking 8 miles for water.

Yup those are the only choices

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Yup those are the only choices

They're not and I'm only saying what I said in my post because I don't work in an office. If I did I would try to muster some kind of defense for the way I was living. In the end everyone has to make money.

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