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RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost
I look forward to the day when I'm old and feeble; mind clouded with dementia.
On this day, I will praise the Millennials when they deliver me to the retirement home; swiftly pulling the plug when the time is right.
I fear that they will be too self absorbed to notice when I'm no longer able to update my Facebook.
Selfies at the funeral home? They will be too triggered to end it, on my day.

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