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Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

lol if yours didn't have a curse word on it.



I remember my friend wearing it and the teacher kept looking at it trying to figure out what it said and after like 15 minutes she figured it out and kicked him out and the principal made him turn it inside out lol

I remember seeing one girl in gym class before we went to our separate gyms wearing a bootleg Simpsons shirt with Maggie sucking Bart while he explains to Marge that "she lost her pacifier". I'm not sure if anyone caught that.

Bootleg shirts are like the epitome of the '90s. It's the biggest thing I remember from that time before we started hearing about stuff like "IP" and even Disney going after day care centers and cake shops sounded so unusual those days. I think now they're limited runs on Etsy or Custom Ink. They even did the cross-franchise merging then, instead it was Simpsons and Homie 'Da Clown from In Living Color and not Dr. Who meets My Little Pony.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

These things never worked that great. But static tv is better than no tv when you get grounded all the time!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAhp17Mp7Xs

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

tater_salad posted:

Oh man I forgot about this song..
My favorite thing is they talking about looping a track that was stolen.
meanwhile their hook uses Sledge Hammer's riff and a kids nursery rhyme.

also this is the first time I saw the video, WOW.

Henry Rollins is playing Vanilla Ice in that video if you did not know! 3rd Bass were great. Even Pete Nice had a decent solo album.

I think the reference to the stolen loop was that Vanilla Ice didn't have permission. 3rd Bass at least cleared the sample, and it wasn't like the entirety of Sledgehammer like Under Pressure was.

Young Freud posted:

I remember seeing one girl in gym class before we went to our separate gyms wearing a bootleg Simpsons shirt with Maggie sucking Bart while he explains to Marge that "she lost her pacifier". I'm not sure if anyone caught that.

Bootleg shirts are like the epitome of the '90s. It's the biggest thing I remember from that time before we started hearing about stuff like "IP" and even Disney going after day care centers and cake shops sounded so unusual those days. I think now they're limited runs on Etsy or Custom Ink. They even did the cross-franchise merging then, instead it was Simpsons and Homie 'Da Clown from In Living Color and not Dr. Who meets My Little Pony.

Yeah bootleg AND vulgar t shirts were huge around here too. There was a spot that sold them all: Aqueduct Racetrack in Queens, NY. That's all that was there when I was a kid. Rows and rows and rows of black Bart Simpson and Hugo Boss t shirts where you could see the embroidery connecting each letter, not separating the stitching at all. Though I haven't lived in New York for a few years now, my friends back home tell me that race track is beautiful now with a casino. I should prop up a makeshift stand and sell some fake Fila sneakers the next time I'm there.

Fake sneakers were actually a thing too, amazingly. It was usually just those shoes that it looks like old people wear to the beach but they'd slap a Fila logo on it.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

They were a walking joke but that beat is amazing.

Fun fact: they were put out by a guy named Joe Nicolo. A year earlier, House of Pain sent him the demo tape of "Jump Around" and passed on the group. And sure enough, a year later, the Kriss Kross quazi-ripoff comes out. This is why at the end of "Jump Around", Everlast says "this is dedicated to Joe 'The Biter' Nicolo. Get the bozak, punk!"

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I likee that nostalgia got Kris Kross back together a few years back. Except one of them suddenly had enough money to buy some heroin and died.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
I really do constantly wonder about artists and bands that no one has heard from in decades. Did they just get regular jobs? Isn't that such an awkward job interview? Sadly even artists who went platinum weren't exactly rolling in dough if you can believe it. Forget about gold and lower. It's depressing.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Do you guys remember twin 13yr old white supremacist girls? The 90s was weird.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I really do constantly wonder about artists and bands that no one has heard from in decades. Did they just get regular jobs? Isn't that such an awkward job interview? Sadly even artists who went platinum weren't exactly rolling in dough if you can believe it. Forget about gold and lower. It's depressing.

I was big in to hair metal just like any other middle class white kid from the suburbs. A few years ago I wondered the same thing and started looking people up in Wikipedia. As you know 95% of those bands just dissolved once the Seattle scene became popular. Some of them own software companies (there are lots of musicians in IT for some reason), or turned to producing and writing music. Kip Winger, for example, composes classical music. Some took their money and just dropped off the face of the Earth. Some turned to teaching at schools like Berklee College of Music. Some however did just end up taking whatever job they could. I seem to remember MTV doing a "Where are they now" for metal bands and tracked down the guitar player for Kix who had a job putting ads up on billboards.

Some of the bands kept playing small clubs but may only have 1 or 2 original members left. In cases like Queensryche and Great White, the singers were fired/left the band and toured separately which resulted in many law suites.

The nostalgia circuit can also be a good payoff. Remember the early 80s group Foreigner? They have like 1 member left and the rest is made up hair metal guys. http://rocklahoma.com/ does pretty well too.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I really do constantly wonder about artists and bands that no one has heard from in decades. Did they just get regular jobs? Isn't that such an awkward job interview? Sadly even artists who went platinum weren't exactly rolling in dough if you can believe it. Forget about gold and lower. It's depressing.

A lot of bands have day jobs, even ones that do go on international tours and have albums with labels. It's really only a livable profession if the record labels decide that you're going to be a "big thing."

Also, if you want to see how truly Spinal Tap things can get, everyone should watch "Anvil: The Story of Anvil."

Bonzo posted:

Some of the bands kept playing small clubs but may only have 1 or 2 original members left. In cases like Queensryche and Great White, the singers were fired/left the band and toured separately which resulted in many law suites.

I used to hang out with Queensryche's drummer's brother. Stories from him, and a few other randos I met here and there before I moved away, basically informed me that Geoff Tate was a huge dick, and everyone hated him.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Iron Crowned posted:

I used to hang out with Queensryche's drummer's brother. Stories from him, and a few other randos I met here and there before I moved away, basically informed me that Geoff Tate was a huge dick, and everyone hated him.

And he made his wife their manager and put his step daughter in charge or merchandise. That is one of the most Spinal Tap things you can do.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

I used to hang out with Queensryche's drummer's brother. Stories from him, and a few other randos I met here and there before I moved away, basically informed me that Geoff Tate was a huge dick, and everyone hated him.
the story of Queensryche is basically "Geoff Tate was a huge dick, and everyone hated him."

didn't stop them from putting out Operation: Mindcrime, though

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



GUYS. Check this fuckin' poo poo out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ChKQUoQbnE

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
never forget that in the late 90s "skate" apparel was actually considered fashionable to some. JNCO jeans were the epitome of that movement.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

thathonkey posted:

never forget that in the late 90s "skate" apparel was actually considered fashionable to some. JNCO jeans were the epitome of that movement.

https://www.jnco.com

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I think the reference to the stolen loop was that Vanilla Ice didn't have permission. 3rd Bass at least cleared the sample, and it wasn't like the entirety of Sledgehammer like Under Pressure was.

No, you see! Vanilla Ice's song had an extra bass beat that wasn't originally in Under Pressure! TOTALLY ORIGINAL SONG DO NOT STEAL OR SUE!!!

But let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Pop Goes the Weasel is pretty much the entirety of Sledgehammer with some smaller Who, J.B.'s and Stevie Wonder samples thrown in. Still a good song, though.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
In 1990 I was co-producer of the most award-winningest public access TV show ever, and it's obvious how that help shape the whole decade.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
come on man FUNK DAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFKU_hwj2o

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
My life and by extension everything in the 90s were a waste

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Testikles posted:

My life and by extension everything in the 90s were a waste

Tru dat

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Why is it called taking a dump? It should be called leaving a dump. heh heh heh FUNK DAT!

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

symbolic posted:

the story of Queensryche is basically "Geoff Tate was a huge dick, and everyone hated him."

didn't stop them from putting out Operation: Mindcrime, though

Well if you were to remove all art, music, literature etc. created by assholes, global culture would be a great deal poorer. I listened to that album a million times in the 90s.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Inside Out Mom posted:

Why is it called taking a dump? It should be called leaving a dump. heh heh heh FUNK DAT!

Why is it every time I pick my nose, mheheheh, it's full again in five minutes. Man, funk dat.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

thathonkey posted:

never forget that in the late 90s "skate" apparel was actually considered fashionable to some. JNCO jeans were the epitome of that movement.

if i could have worn my long-sleeved billabong t-shirt under my XXL offspring t-shirt with my black JNCOs and van sneakers every day from 1997-99, i would have

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

YeahTubaMike posted:

if i could have worn my long-sleeved billabong t-shirt under my XXL offspring t-shirt with my black JNCOs and van sneakers every day from 1997-99, i would have

What stopped you

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Heath posted:

What stopped you

His mom lol

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
industrial got really cool in the early 90s

Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
A day in the 90's when Grandma was a girl
The horseless carriage was quite the show
Grandpa cussed when the thing wouldn't go
Those days were gay days, when Grandma was a girl
Come take a look in our picture book of the gay 90's!

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


KennyLoggins posted:

who had one of these bad boys?




I had one, and not the bullshit watered down mark 2 version either. A previous poster mentioned hurting a kid with one and I did too. He was running away and I nailed him in the back, causing him to fall forward and break a finger. They redesigned them because poo poo like this was happening all the time. So far as I know the CPS 2000 was the most powerful water gun to ever exist and now they sell on ebay for hundreds. The tank was a full gallon but a fully charged shot put out 1/4 gallon of water in a couple of seconds. These things made you the thermonuclear weapon of the back yard. Of course mom eventually tossed mine and now I'm 30 contemplating dropping $200 on a loving squirt gun.

Oh and JNCO jeans were awesome. gently caress you mom, of course I need to fit a full sized skateboard in my back pocket.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
This happened:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkpOdRbbsc

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Champenema posted:

In 1990 I was co-producer of the most award-winningest public access TV show ever, and it's obvious how that help shape the whole decade.

And now you post on GBS!

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Fine music.

Jacko became white

Can't loose.

Oral sex.


90s were the poo poo

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqRfI5jqz1U

loving socker boppers playing every single commercial break

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich
I still have this CD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSnZi0YTmuo

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

loving socker boppers playing every single commercial break

real talk my brother and i were beating each other with these and mine popped and i slugged him right in the face it was classic

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Man, we were entertained by some dumb rear end poo poo in the 90s. Skip-It? Moon Shoes? That one thing you'd stick a water balloon into, and then pull apart two ropes to launch it at your opponent and hope the water balloon pops before he can send it back? Pogo Balls? Jesus, gently caress.

Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006
I suggest tree
hbo go recently added mr show. so thats nice.

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Volcanic Vents
Mar 28, 2009
My friend tagged me in this picture today, and I remembered this thread. I'm on the right. It was 1995, and I was 16.
S>U>B
P<O<P

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