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a hole-y ghost posted:May For Teens 
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May 15, 2016 04:15
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I'm p sure op's mom is the largest rodent cuz she's always after my nuts
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May 15, 2016 04:19
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bazinga!!! look at how this thread title and concept has been flipped around upon you, the op!!
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MiracleWhale posted:bazinga!!! look at how this thread title and concept has been flipped around upon you, the op!!
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May 15, 2016 04:20
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I went to a petting zoo, right, and I pet a capybara and it snorted. I also got to hold an alligator and a parrot flew and landed in my hair and wouldn't get off of me. Have a nice evening.
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May 15, 2016 04:22
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Yoshee posted:
He's using a back scratcher but not on it's back!!!
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Hector Beerlioz posted:He's using a back scratcher but not on it's back!!! it's an off-label use
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May 15, 2016 04:25
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I heard they make burgers out of these majestic beasts.
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May 15, 2016 04:26
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May 15, 2016 04:27
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save me the capysteak with the teeth in it
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May 15, 2016 04:29
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A capybara is like a racist caricature of a horse
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May 15, 2016 04:32
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Do lots of people have these things as pets?
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May 15, 2016 04:34
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I bet that lady fucks her capybara
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May 15, 2016 04:35
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Celluloid Sam posted:I bet that lady fucks her capybara That's a happybara
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He can not consent
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May 15, 2016 04:36
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apparently they are really social so if you have one you have to have two in some places?? i think i h eard that once
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May 15, 2016 04:36
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I bet that rodent is chewing on that old couples dead corpses right now.
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May 15, 2016 04:38
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Celluloid Sam posted:He can not consent you determine consent by the pheromones output by the musk glands. if the glands are rank, put it in the stank
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May 15, 2016 04:40
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 seconds later capybara is savagely torn to pieces by enraged monkey troupe
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May 15, 2016 04:42
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good dog
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May 15, 2016 04:43
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Celluloid Sam posted:I went to a petting zoo, right, and I pet a capybara and it snorted. I also got to hold an alligator and a parrot flew and landed in my hair and wouldn't get off of me. Have a nice evening. Birds are very rude animals. They think they can do whatever they want just because they can fly! And they're right! It's awful, gently caress bird's.
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May 15, 2016 04:45
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Certain birds actually can consent although I've been told it's just a form of mimicry
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JiveHonky posted:
Those are squirrel monkeys. They'll pull hair at worst. Also they're gigantic cowards and a squirt bottle will scare them off.
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May 15, 2016 04:48
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I did not consent to a search but that magpie still took my fuckin car keys
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KiteAuraan posted:Those are squirrel monkeys. They'll pull hair at worst. Also they're gigantic cowards and a squirt bottle will scare them off. i know i was just kiddin around 
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May 15, 2016 04:49
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JiveHonky posted:
A capybara on important monkey business
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MiracleWhale posted:I did not consent to a search but that magpie still took my fuckin car keys They poop on my car with a vengeance. I'm the only one in the lot with a sun roof. They know!
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May 15, 2016 04:56
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i would like to meet some capybaras.
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May 15, 2016 05:33
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the most important question is, could an adult male beat a capybara in a 1v1 fight
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i would like to meet some capybaras. and also wrestle. I dont want to hurt one or anything, just some good ol roughhousing like youd do with a large dog.
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May 15, 2016 05:35
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genius idea: portable capybara shelters called 'capybarrows'
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More information about capybaras! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYGz3xqiR2U
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RoxiesMD posted:More information about capybaras! I learned 2 things, one - those fuckers are liars, aint nothing in that video above 50 lbs let alone the 150 they claim. two - 4-8 years is a pretty poo poo lifespan for a pet, particularly one that big.
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Mozi posted:genius idea: portable capybara shelters called 'capybarrows' Do you accept Bitcoin as your Lord & Savior
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May 15, 2016 05:46
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within the blockchain my capybara will rest
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Dr. Lariat posted:I learned 2 things, one - those fuckers are liars, aint nothing in that video above 50 lbs let alone the 150 they claim. two - 4-8 years is a pretty poo poo lifespan for a pet, particularly one that big. I learned that the Capybara is a fish by decree of the Pope.
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