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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Not to dis on colored women or other minorities. Many of you ladies are often so much more beautiful than white women. But when white women hear a touch of an accent or a single word in another language, bam, the panties are off and the only reason I know her name is because of her tramp stamp. So thank you white women for having such low standards that the word "burrito" will make you put out in less than a minute. God bless you white women.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
i dont like white women

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Kraken posted:

i dont like white women

Like that ever mattered when having sex

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
i hatefuck white women, especially a bitchy white woman's mouth.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
theyre cool and i like eatin em hehe

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Kraken posted:

i hatefuck white women, especially a bitchy white woman's mouth.

and the best part is their white guilt makes them love it.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
white women janky bro they got tangs and sheez

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Billmac posted:

white women janky bro they got tangs and sheez

Yeah like I said, other women are usually much better looking but none of them put out as fast as the white ones.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Next time you see a white woman pretend you don't know a word of English. Your dick will practically teleport down their throat.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is it racist to not be as sexually attracted to some skin tones than others?

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Mozi posted:

is it racist to not be as sexually attracted to some skin tones than others?

no just gay

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mozi posted:

is it racist to not be as sexually attracted to some skin tones than others?

whoa, whoa, whoa, no one here said anything about being attracted to white women. I just appreciate how easy they are.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm only attracted to asexual transexual eunuchs

edit: not mentioning skin tones because i still suspect that is somehow racist

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

The Kraken posted:

i hatefuck white women, especially a bitchy white woman's mouth.

spoken like a true virgin lol

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
volume update your plumbing thread you rear end in a top hat

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Airborne Viking posted:

volume update your plumbing thread you rear end in a top hat

Yeah. Uh hurry up. Suspense. Killing. Me.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
I don't get the appeal. They look like pale Mexican women, except Mexican women know their secret family recipe for tamales. Have you ever eaten a homemade tamale? If not, you haven't lived. If you have, you know that it puts tuna casserole or whatever the gently caress white women cook to shame.

Date a Mexican woman. Die happy.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

JiveHonky posted:

Yeah. Uh hurry up. Suspense. Killing. Me.

A thread that doesn't deliver 'aint no thread of mine

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


I've never had sex with a white women :smith:

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014
Appreciate them back to the kitchen

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ScratchAndSniff posted:

I don't get the appeal. They look like pale Mexican women, except Mexican women know their secret family recipe for tamales. Have you ever eaten a homemade tamale? If not, you haven't lived. If you have, you know that it puts tuna casserole or whatever the gently caress white women cook to shame.

Date a Mexican woman. Die happy.

I don't disagree with this at all. I wouldn't date a white chick. Hell no. But if I see one at the bar then I got no problem taking them to the back seat of my car for that night.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

ScratchAndSniff posted:

I don't get the appeal. They look like pale Mexican women, except Mexican women know their secret family recipe for tamales. Have you ever eaten a homemade tamale? If not, you haven't lived. If you have, you know that it puts tuna casserole or whatever the gently caress white women cook to shame.

Date a Mexican woman. Die happy.

drat dude, you really like tamales.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Volume posted:

I don't disagree with this at all. I wouldn't date a white chick. Hell no. But if I see one at the bar then I got no problem taking them to the back seat of my car for that night.

but, you have smelly balls?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

satanic splash-back posted:

but, you have smelly balls?

My balls smell like baby powder because I use Secret on them. Strong enough for a man.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Volume posted:

My balls smell like baby powder because I use Secret on them. Strong enough for a man.

thats digusting. you're revolting.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiyLtMPuWRA

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
White women are a legal minefield.

I am acknowledging your Lum and how good it is.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

My mother is a white woman. Maybe the whitest.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

We need curated pics for this thread



Paging Archer666 and Al Cowens

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i'm loving a mexican woman but she looks white, what the gently caress? am i being screwed with here?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how can i know for sure

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I heard that black women think white women's pussies smell like wet dog

Five Hole
Dec 18, 2012

criscodisco posted:

I heard that black women think white women's pussies smell like wet dog

Well, they ain't wrong.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



is this a white woman or a mexican woman or a sex robot. i'm so loving confused rn

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

MiracleWhale posted:

is this a white woman or a mexican woman or a sex robot. i'm so loving confused rn

Katy Perry is a white sex robot

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Five Hole
Dec 18, 2012

MiracleWhale posted:

is this a white woman or a mexican woman or a sex robot. i'm so loving confused rn

Dat poo poo a blow up doll, with better tits.

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