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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Jerry Cotton posted:

Like what if instead of piercing your nipple you pierce your entire tit what would that be like? I don't know what that would be like. It's unfathomable probably.

i do know what it would be like because i look at the weird porn but i don't really recommend it

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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I bet she loves having the sloppy seconds from them swarthy Armenians.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

TeeMerk posted:

it might hurt but hey we can do it

make gbs great again!

Again :confused:

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Android Bicyclist posted:


I bet she loves having the sloppy seconds from them swarthy Armenians.

dem knees tho

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Android Bicyclist posted:


I bet she loves having the sloppy seconds from them swarthy Armenians.

I am attracted to this older woman.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

There's like six lanterns outside who needs six lanterns?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Android Bicyclist posted:


I bet she loves having the sloppy seconds from them swarthy Armenians.

really liking the zippers on that dress, just imagining sliding them slowly, teasingly open

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Jerry Cotton posted:

There's like six lanterns outside who needs six lanterns?

it's mood lighting jer, it's for aesthetics

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

it's mood lighting jer, it's for aesthetics

I'm old-fashioned: I like electric lights.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ScratchAndSniff posted:

... They look like pale Mexican women, except Mexican women know their secret family recipe for tamales. Have you ever eaten a homemade tamale? If not, you haven't lived. If you have, you know that it puts tuna casserole or whatever the gently caress white women cook to shame...

I'm happy to get my mouth round tamales as well as munching some tuna, if you know what I mean.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Immortan posted:

GBS strikes again with another lovely thread

uh did yo not see the gif?!

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Volume posted:

Not to dis on colored women or other minorities. Many of you ladies are often so much more beautiful than white women. But when white women hear a touch of an accent or a single word in another language, bam, the panties are off and the only reason I know her name is because of her tramp stamp. So thank you white women for having such low standards that the word "burrito" will make you put out in less than a minute. God bless you white women.

White women are a minority in my town.

This tricks doesn't work on them.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


get you a woman who can do both

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

gingrich posted:

white women are pretty and sweet



What kind of white supremacist doesn't wear Solovairs or Doc Martens?

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Volume posted:

Not to dis on colored women or other minorities. Many of you ladies are often so much more beautiful than white women. But when white women hear a touch of an accent or a single word in another language, bam, the panties are off and the only reason I know her name is because of her tramp stamp. So thank you white women for having such low standards that the word "burrito" will make you put out in less than a minute. God bless you white women.

it's because white men are so awful that white women are all secretly really thirsty for some young latino alladin to come sweep her off their feet and trust me bruh we can do it with ease.

i can speak 3 languages with ease enough to all the panties to drop, if that were something i wanted, which i don't, since i'm married and the only panties i need to drop are my wifey's

:boom:

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah I can't think of any dating partner more undesirable than the white male.

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me

Volume posted:

Yeah I can't think of any dating partner more undesirable than the white male.

Yup we suck.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Commie NedFlanders posted:

it's because white men are so awful that white women are all secretly really thirsty for some young latino alladin to come sweep her off their feet and trust me bruh we can do it with ease.

i can speak 3 languages with ease enough to all the panties to drop, if that were something i wanted, which i don't, since i'm married and the only panties i need to drop are my wifey's

:boom:

So much white guilt.

cyber_goth_lolita
May 15, 2016

by Shine
pure breed sri lank womyn really do something to me pheromonally i think i am gonna die soon tho so y does it matter :(

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
There are many different kinds of white women that aren't remotely related, in fact this fact applies to all races of people.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Well now this is just a "white people: bad" thread which, while true, is already being done to death by the tumblr crowd. We can do better.

www
Aug 4, 2010

white people fucken rule, suck it other races

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

RedMage129 posted:

Well now this is just a "white people: bad" thread which, while true, is already being done to death by the tumblr crowd. We can do better.

Please don't slut shame white women

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
White guys do pretty well in the gay community. There's your subsets who are really into black guys and those who are really into Asian guys and on and on, but in general white guys are pretty desirable.

Maybe it's the eating poop thing. Whether you're getting it from sucking a dick that was just in you, or getting it straight from the tap, eventually you're gonna get some poop in your mouth. Maybe subconsciously we want to make sure the poop's from a guy who eats the same kind of food you do. No crazy cardamon shits or anything like that.

Black gals seem to do pretty well in the lesbo community, though.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

White guys do pretty well in the gay community.

Oh thank god.

cyber_goth_lolita
May 15, 2016

by Shine


Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Idgi

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

same

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Don't worry about him volume that's just the mentally ill tribes guys new account

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



www posted:

white people fucken rule, suck it other races

This is turning into to quite the barn burner!

Whoops, did I say crossburner?

I meant crossburner.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Volume posted:

Yeah I can't think of any dating partner more undesirable than the white male.

On the other hand, white guys tend to have the money to be able to go see the world and other stupid poo poo chicks seem to dig. :shrug:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

RFC2324 posted:

On the other hand, white guys tend to have the money to be able to go see the world and other stupid poo poo chicks seem to dig. :shrug:

So women mostly just care about money? What a shocker

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

So women mostly just care about money? What a shocker

They care about dick too.

hey welcome to the show!
Jan 22, 2014

nobody loves me

RFC2324 posted:

On the other hand, white guys tend to have the money to be able to go see the world and other stupid poo poo chicks seem to dig. :shrug:

Yeah like 1% of them or maby there parents. Most white men are either in the same boat I'm in were there working to be able to barely afford were they live with maby some breathing room or there living with there parents trying to pay off crippling debt from student loans and struggling to find jobs. We don't live in Narnia bro.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

i'm the guy who thinks the moors came from diablo 2

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
throwing the white working class under the bus is what made the trump presidency possible

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
White girls are the least attractive, but they are the easiest to get into cocaine-fuelled semi-lesbianism and that sort of thing.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

criscodisco posted:

White guys do pretty well in the gay community. There's your subsets who are really into black guys and those who are really into Asian guys and on and on, but in general white guys are pretty desirable.

Maybe it's the eating poop thing. Whether you're getting it from sucking a dick that was just in you, or getting it straight from the tap, eventually you're gonna get some poop in your mouth. Maybe subconsciously we want to make sure the poop's from a guy who eats the same kind of food you do. No crazy cardamon shits or anything like that.

Black gals seem to do pretty well in the lesbo community, though.

Alright now let's play "what did everyone have for lunch" lol.

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