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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

ˇYo quiero Taco Bell!

Florida Man wakes up from a 48-Day coma, wants Taco Bell.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/man-wakes-from-coma-after-47-days-first-words-i-want-taco-bell-w206535

The doctors tacoblocked him for 3 weeks, but when he finally was able to eat of all the menu items he got hard shell tacos. not a crunchy beef burrito, or a meximelt or a spicy chicken quesorito, but 8 and a half beef crunch tacos. :sad:

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im glad he got the taco bell

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
let's get this guy to eat the eggs next

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Parallax Scroll posted:

im glad he got the taco bell

:yeah: I love happy endings!

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
would of been more impressive if the taco brought him out of the coma

you know like the crying relatives had tried everything then someone accidentally brings lunch and he wakes up but causes an argument cos i mean yea amazing you woke up from a coma, i dont think that justifies me losing my lunch

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
sometimes you just wanna live más

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Put him back under.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Would have been better if he died in his sleep then want Taco Bell. :( Mercy death.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Crunchy beef tacos are as good as anything else on their menu

You can't really go wrong at taco bell

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
We are getting a Taco Bell Cantina which serves alcohol and I guess slightly more upscale and trying to compete with chipotle

I'll go a lot probably

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Crunchy beef tacos are as good as anything else on their menu

You can't really go wrong at taco bell

Conversely, you can only go wrong at Taco Bell.

Drown that poo poo in sauce and hold a commensurate amount of shame appropriate to your actions.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

im glad he got the taco bell

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Crunchy beef tacos are as good as anything else on their menu

You can't really go wrong at taco bell

If everything is good then nothing is good :smith:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Flesh Forge posted:

If everything is good then nothing is good :smith:

That's a very pessimistic way of looking at things.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
That picture reminds me of rib kid.

So enthusiastic.
So happy.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Doctors are real bitches about letting you eat. gently caress them. I'm not gonna judge this dude for his bad taco tastes after coming out of a coma but doctors sure as hell will.

www
Aug 4, 2010

whats the bill for a 48 day coma

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

www posted:

whats the bill for a 48 day coma

ONE HUNDRED TRILLION DOLLARS.

:pinky:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

www posted:

whats the bill for a 48 day coma

4.8 million

Welcome to America bitch! :911:

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Where the gently caress is Chinatown? This thread was like, custom made for him.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

better get the bedpan ready

Sushi The Kid
Sep 10, 2005
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All I wanted was water and to get the gently caress out of the hospital. I was only out for 18 days though.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Sushi The Kid posted:

All I wanted was water and to get the gently caress out of the hospital. I was only out for 18 days though.

way to screw up a perfectly good chance for some taco bell :milk:

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Parallax Scroll posted:

im glad he got the taco bell

me too :unsmith:

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Can you use bankruptcy to get out of a zillion dollar hospital bill?

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
"What year is it? Do they still have crunchwrap supremes!?"

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Can you use bankruptcy to get out of a zillion dollar hospital bill?

yes?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
He woke up and pointed to his catheter, then his mouth.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
Which would be worse: waking up and there are no Taco Bells anymore, or waking up and every restaurant is a Taco Bell?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Red Minjo posted:

waking up and every restaurant is a Taco Bell?

demolition man owned so this would be good

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

free palestine!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
"You there, boy! What day is it!"

"Why, it's Taco Bell Day, sir!"

"Then I haven't missed it!"

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I asked my bf who loves Taco Bell how many tacos he would eat if he woke up from a 48 eight day coma and he said 3. Pft. Amateur.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

I am Toni Lippi posted:

"What year is it? Do they still have crunchwrap supremes!?"

"Mr. Booth, the year is 2032 and Yum! owns 78% of the global economy. In fact, they own this very hospital. Yes, you can still get a crunchwrap supreme."

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
why would you want taco bell after waking up from a coma wtf lol

that's like in Rick and Morty when he beats cancer and just goes right back to work at the carpet store

I'd be demanding the finest burrito within 100 miles

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Trojan.exe posted:

I asked my bf who loves Taco Bell how many tacos he would eat if he woke up from a 48 eight day coma and he said 3. Pft. Amateur.

A sixer of them OHSs minimum. Two packs the sauce on each. Muy picante!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Red Minjo posted:

Which would be worse: waking up and there are no Taco Bells anymore, or waking up and every restaurant is a Taco Bell?

who would pick the latter :psyduck:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
'i'd like twenty ghost pepper grillers'

'sorry, they stopped making those'

'put me back under'

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
not pictured: an iv full of baja blast

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
why dont they have that chihuahua as their mascot anymore

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