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Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
oilet.

Hello, this is a thread for goons who are on the toilet. You don't need to be making bears to read this thread, but please be respectful and post only when you find yourself enthroned.

This thread is open to any topic not otherwise restricted by the forum rules. Mods: Please punish anyone who makes a known off-toilet post ITT, thanks.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'm not on a toilet.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Making bears lol.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx
The world is my toilet.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Something Awful is my toilet and over the years I've filled it with nothing but the worst poo poo

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
im a diaper man (dapper but diaper)

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Bookmarked. Will post when pooping

Moltke
May 13, 2009
i got a free diapa at shady shack

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
not on toilet, but im poopsocking atm

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
posting from the slit trench

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Pissing & Posting

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
My schedule has been hosed for a month now. making GBS threads maybe twice a week.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm not on a toilet.

Somebody loving ban this piece of poo poo. *Plop* thanks.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

noctambulous nebab posted:

My schedule has been hosed for a month now. making GBS threads maybe twice a week.

Same. This is one rude thread IMO. Need a thread for we people who don't drink water and only poop once a week at the most.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i went a week without pooping once, and then when i did poop it was in the woods. i cut a hole in the turf and pooped in the hole, then put the plug of dirt and plants back over the poop.

Big Black Brony
Jul 11, 2008

Congratulations on Graduation Shnookums.
Love, Mom & Dad
I exclusivley read SA on the camode. Only thing that lets me read so many poo poo posts.

My movement this post was a 5/5. Little resistance and reasonable logs.

Sylvia Plathetic
Nov 15, 2009
Anywhere is a toilet, if you truly believe .

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Pro tip, turn around and sit backwards. That way you can use the tank as a desk.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck
My movement.

RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
Checking in
On toilet
Likely done soon
Over and out

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'm not currently on the toilet but heres a post i made earlier when i was. please treasure it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
anywhere I sit is my toilet because I poo poo my pants constantly :confused::confused::confused:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Ott itt

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
When you wear depends the world is your toilet

Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Currently constipated, been sitting here straining like Elvis for what feels like forever, both legs numb, not sure if I'm going to survive this one, please send help

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I'm not on a toilet but I have to poop

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

Somebody loving ban this piece of poo poo. *Plop* thanks.

i'm still not on the toilet sorry i have compulsive posting syndrome. it's a disease

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
my butt wont stop droppin and i got a meeting in 5 minutes. this is gonna be close

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

I'm eating sunflower seeds while poopin'

My toilet looks like a maplethorpe

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
As one of the most prolific posters in the getting paid to poo thread I just want to remind you guys that you can poo poo at work!!

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Blazing Zero posted:

posting from the slit trench

That's what we call your moms vagina.

Flavor Truck
Nov 5, 2007

My Love for You is like a Truck

Hell Yeah posted:

i'm still not on the toilet sorry i have compulsive posting syndrome. it's a disease

Are you sure you haven't got IPS: Irritable Post Syndrome? It's rampant on GBS.

Also, you're really throwing a wrench into my thread analytics. I'm trying to create an accurate model of intestinal health based on user/post patterns. I can't do that if you purposely break the rules. Perhaps you can find a different way to rebel, like sitting on the toilet AC Slater style.

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Just made it to a tiolet in time. Was making my lunch for tomorrow when my stomach started rumbling. I decided to power through the immense urge to poo poo until I finished making my lunch.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




My entire life is a toilet so I guess I should post in here non-stop.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
im actuallt pooping rn

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I have the cutest little poops sometimes. :kiddo:

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Toilet poster checking in.

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



Pooped twice today

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
post

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Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
Just finished making GBS threads,still sitting

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