Be Your Own GM v.2: This Time We Play

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Popete posted:

I want to have crazy beef with every other team and poster, bring it y'all.

He said fake storylines

# ? May 17, 2016 13:14

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:42

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

IcePhoenix posted:

He said fake storylines

Is that a threat? That's it, you're on my no trade list.

# ? May 17, 2016 15:14

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

Deadbeat Dad posted:

7 spots left

also I will be probably be writing a lot of fake storylines so if you want a famous person involved with your team or if you want a crazy rivalry or beef with another poster or team, or want your whole team to be on acid like Dock Ellis go wild, I may just incorporate it

Ted Turner buys back the Braves...

# ? May 17, 2016 15:37

the_american_dream: Apr 12, 2008; GAHDAMN

I want a good relationship with all of you. My posting pals

# ? May 17, 2016 22:49

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

I have no idea what this is but I'll play. Give me the Dodgers or Diamondbacks if still available or anyone else, I don't really care. I have PMs.

Edit: I don't need any software or anything for this, right?

Referee fucked around with this message at 22:52 on May 17, 2016

# ? May 17, 2016 22:50

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

the_american_dream posted:

I want a good relationship with all of you. My posting pals

Typical crap I've come to expect from poster the_american_dream. You're on the no trade list.

# ? May 17, 2016 22:51

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

I'm really looking forward to the game drafting me a bunch of injured players and prospects since it will be drafting for multiple years but we're only playing for one.

# ? May 17, 2016 23:17

ColdBlooded: Jul 15, 2001; Ask me how to run a good team into the ground.

I hope I get Clayton Richard so I can release him ASAP

# ? May 17, 2016 23:21

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

IllegallySober posted:

I have no idea what this is but I'll play. Give me the Dodgers or Diamondbacks if still available or anyone else, I don't really care. I have PMs.

Edit: I don't need any software or anything for this, right?

Just read the OP!

I'm simming it, you just pick the team.

Dodgers okay?

# ? May 17, 2016 23:55

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Deadbeat Dad posted:

Just read the OP!

I'm simming it, you just pick the team.

Dodgers okay?

I did read the OP, was just confirming

Dodgers are good, yes.

# ? May 18, 2016 00:15

the_american_dream: Apr 12, 2008; GAHDAMN

Popete posted:

Typical crap I've come to expect from poster the_american_dream. You're on the no trade list.

# ? May 18, 2016 02:58

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Popete posted:

I want to have crazy beef with every other team and poster, bring it y'all.

Wrigley Field is a giant piece of trash that is worse than the stadium my team, the Oakland Athletics, play in and should be demolished to make room for a literal landfill because it would improve the view and smell.

Go A's, bitch.

# ? May 18, 2016 03:27

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Infidel Castro posted:

Wrigley Field is a giant piece of trash that is worse than the stadium my team, the Oakland Athletics, play in and should be demolished to make room for a literal landfill because it would improve the view and smell.

Go A's, bitch.

You're on the ok to trade list.

# ? May 18, 2016 03:37

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

The Cubs are not the best team in baseball

# ? May 18, 2016 05:49

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

canadianclassic posted:

The Cubs are not the best team in baseball

Im gonna have Ben Zobrist punch every Toronto base runner that comes near him.

# ? May 18, 2016 05:59

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

I'm gonna leave this open for a few more days, if you know anybody on the forums that are into sims you can try to refer them

I can also join myself, just have faith that I wont cheat (I dont give a poo poo if I win or lose cause I'd be buying myself my own prize anyway)

# ? May 18, 2016 06:30

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

I'm going to take revenge on every team that I hate. Currently that list is the White Sox, Rangers, Angels, Yankees, Diamondbacks, Red Sox, Braves, Cardinals, Giants, Royals, and Cubs.

The Athletics were cut from this list because I don't hate them, I just love kicking their rear end.

# ? May 18, 2016 06:44

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

To help make my team more hatable, I officially rename my team The San Francisco Blingee

# ? May 18, 2016 08:07

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

I'm promoting George Costanza to my head of baseball operations

# ? May 18, 2016 08:13

canadianclassic: Nov 3, 2004

Popete posted:

Im gonna have Ben Zobrist punch every Toronto base runner that comes near him.

Go ahead; I'm playing Cincinnati :getin:

# ? May 18, 2016 08:50

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

Deadbeat Dad posted:

I'm gonna leave this open for a few more days, if you know anybody on the forums that are into sims you can try to refer them

I can also join myself, just have faith that I wont cheat (I dont give a poo poo if I win or lose cause I'd be buying myself my own prize anyway)

You should post a link to this thread, and the list of available teams again in the N/V/Cubs thread. I'm sure there's people who missed your first post that will come here and claim them.

# ? May 18, 2016 17:23

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Goodpancakes posted:

I'm promoting George Costanza to my head of baseball operations

should suffer a penalty during games that are >80 degrees

# ? May 18, 2016 17:36

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

WienerDog posted:

You should post a link to this thread, and the list of available teams again in the N/V/Cubs thread. I'm sure there's people who missed your first post that will come here and claim them.

Done.

If it's not filled by tomorrow afternoon I'll just join myself and we can roll with 26 teams

# ? May 18, 2016 18:47

Gobias Ind.: Apr 5, 2007; If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

I'll play

I'll take the D'Backs and I have PMs.

# ? May 18, 2016 18:48

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

Sure, I'm in. In the spirit of the thread, I'll take a randomly assigned team that no one's taken yet.

I can receive PMs.

# ? May 18, 2016 18:53

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

I'll take the Marlins. PMs will work.

# ? May 18, 2016 19:01

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Inspector_666 posted:

I'll take the Marlins. PMs will work.

You've just been fired by Jeff Loria.

# ? May 18, 2016 19:03

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Popete posted:

You've just been fired by Jeff Loria.

I'm gonna ride on Barry's shoulders and stage a boardroom coup.

# ? May 18, 2016 19:04

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

In the worst snap decision I've made in at least 5 hours I'll take the Royals if they're still available (and whoever if you need another person if they aren't).

I have PMs but am notoriously unreliable in all things.

# ? May 18, 2016 19:05

vincentpricesboner: Sep 3, 2006; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

If there is one more team left Ill take it. I have PMs

# ? May 18, 2016 19:10

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

If there's a team left, I'll take it, don't care much who

# ? May 18, 2016 19:15

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Give me one of the teams and yes I have PMs

# ? May 18, 2016 19:23

Walked: Apr 14, 2003

Looks like I missed the boat but I'd be in if there's a spot :smith:

# ? May 18, 2016 19:25

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

We're full! :siren:

I'm going to update the OP.

Xeno, I think you're over by one. :smith:

Would you be interested in co-running a team with anybody, and for that matter would anybody be interested in bringing in Xeno?

# ? May 18, 2016 19:25

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

Walked posted:

Looks like I missed the boat but I'd be in if there's a spot

ZenVulgarity posted:

Give me one of the teams and yes I have PMs

Same with these dudes, if anybody is interested in co-running with you, you can get in!

Deadbeat Dad fucked around with this message at 19:28 on May 18, 2016

# ? May 18, 2016 19:26

Xenophon: Jun 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless; Grimey Drawer

nah, it's cool, he who hesitates is lost

I may chip in with random photoshops or something IDK

# ? May 18, 2016 19:31

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

Xenophon posted:

nah, it's cool, he who hesitates is lost

I may chip in with random photoshops or something IDK

No problem, offer still stands for you and the other two though.

I'll update the thread tonight with your rosters and the draft order

Good luck my friends!

# ? May 18, 2016 19:37

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

I'll probably do the drafting, but if anyone would like to be the VP and help run the Cardinals and provide professional tips and be funny I'm open to it.

# ? May 18, 2016 19:45

Deadbeat Dad: Jun 3, 2005; the trad games jinho

straight up brolic posted:

I'll probably do the drafting

apparently the only person drafting in this league guys

# ? May 18, 2016 19:49

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:42

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

Deadbeat Dad posted:

apparently the only person drafting in this league guys

oh poo poo I didn't read the op. Offer still stands

# ? May 18, 2016 19:51

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