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I love it when guys claim that the condom is too small. Who the gently caress you think you're kidding? Howie Mandell proved a long time ago that it'll fit over your head, but your goony meat was far too huge, and you had to lick your girlfriends smelly rear end instead? Please. They aren't supposed to fit like Hammer pants.
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those really cheap vending machine condoms that only come halfway down your dick so you're all like "whoa i'm mandingo" but actually are a fairly average guy and victim of shoddy design.
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May 17, 2016 02:43
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Believe me half a rubber wasn't covering his girlfriends giant starfish.
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May 17, 2016 02:46
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Sure it "fit" but it was so tight that it was painful. I accidentally bought a smaller diameter than what I usually use due to a branding change.
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May 17, 2016 03:10
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Just be a real man and raw dog it, and toss that salad, bacon bits and all.
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May 17, 2016 03:15
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criscodisco posted:Just be a real man and raw dog it, and toss that salad, bacon bits and all. maybe a little egg and craisins even
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