[MAFIA] Stargate SG1: The Return of Ra

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votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Noooooooooo, goodbye Tremendous Taste!

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:36

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:20

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:39

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Harlan (Tremendous Taste) :rip:

Alignment: Altairan (SELF)

"COMTRAYA!"

Background Info

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You have maintained the factories beneath the surface of Altair for over 11,000 years, as the facility is essential for the survival of your android form. After the surface of the planet became uninhabitable due to an unidentified environmental disaster, both yourself and many other Altairians downloadeded their consciousnesses into mechanical android bodies, allowing you to live indefinitely, as long as your power supply is not depleted. This power supply is usually maintained by a projected field of energy, however, beyond that field, you and your race rely on battery cells with a limited power supply.

However, over time, most inhabitants became disgruntled with their meaningless life, and several survivors committed suicide by intentionally allowing their power packs to run out. Others, died in accidents. After a survivor named Wallace died, you have remained on your own, forced to maintain the complex alone.

Role - Recharge Survivor

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Survivor - You are a Survivor, self aligned and win if you are still alive by the end of the game regardless of who wins.

Recharger - 1 SHOT - Once during the game you may PM me ##RECHARGE PLAYER at ANY TIME to recharge a players ability IF they have limited shot abilities.

"7TH CHEVRON LOCKED!"

"SG1 you have a go!"

"Now take out that son of a bitch Ra!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWIS7olVbGE

:siren:

SCUMGATE COMMAND WIN! :siren:

Good job Asphyxious and Amomalous Amalgam! :pcgaming:

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Asphyxious (Block Mage)

You are Major Samantha Carter

"Well sir.."

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Block Mage - TWO SHOT - You are unsurpassed in your ability to develop and reverse engineer alien technologies, so why not throw a spanner in the System Lord works? Twice during the game you may PM me ##blackout PLAYER during Night Phase to roleblock a player for 2 nights instead of 1.

Roleblocker - If you no longer have charges, or choose not to use your Block Mage ability, you may PM me ##BLOCK PLAYER during Night Phase to block their ability

You are Stargate Command Aligned (SCUM). You win when all threats to the SGC have been eliminated, or you hold a majority.

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Anomalous Amalgam (Janitor)

You are a ~~Box of Tissues~~ Daniel Jackson

"Thanks. Send more"

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Janitor - Your understanding of ancient languages and earth lore has given you the unique ability to obfuscate information when necessary. History is a messy subject after all, it could mean anything! Once per night you may select any target you desire and.. clean up their alignment returning a '???-Aligned' result if and when they are flipped.

1 Shot Lynchproof & 1 Shot Bulletproof - You just refuse to die, mainly by having an incredible agent.

You are Stargate Command Aligned (SCUM). You win when all threats to the SGC have been eliminated, or you hold a majority.

Sucks to be you Birdstrike and iajanus! :slick:

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Birdstrike (Thundercutioner)

You are Ba'al

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Thunderdome - 1 SHOT - Once during the game you may post in the thread ##THUNDERDOME PLAYER 1 + PLAYER 2 to place them in a Thunderdome. The remaining players will then only be able to vote for either player, and a No Lynch is possible.

Execute - 1 SHOT - Once during the game you may PM me ##EXECUTE PLAYER during Day Phase to instantly kill that player. However that player must have more than 75% of the votes needed to lynch them for the ability to work. For example with 10 players, you will need to wait until 8 votes are on them to be able to execute.

You are Goa'uld System Lord (TOWN) aligned. You win when all threats to the System Lords have been eliminated, or you hold a majority.

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iajanus (Paranoid Gun Owner)

You are Marduk

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Paranoid Gun Owner - ONE SHOT - Your longer slumber has made you extremely paranoid, and will lash at anyone who targets you with a Night Action shooting them first. If the action is a Night Kill you will both die.

You are Goa'uld System Lord (TOWN) aligned. You win when all threats to the System Lords have been eliminated, or you hold a majority.

Very important documents

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Moddoc
Scumdoc
Cultdoc
Masondoc

Thank you everyone for playing! Well played! I hope you all enjoyed my first ever mafia game, and I hope you'll join others I run in the future! :siren:

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jun 3, 2016

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:53

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Oh and that D1 kill?

Death Miller

:getin:

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:54

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Please leave any comments you have. I'd love some feedback of what you did and didn't enjoy :ohdear:

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:54

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:57

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

Oh and that D1 kill?

Death Miller

called it

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:58

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Shout out to Gaspy for never joining Scumdoc :v:

Shout out to Tremendous Taste for not recharging Birdstrike so he could Thunderdome again :v:

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:58

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

As CO-MOD of this game I also award BIRDSTRIKE a honorary win for his work of art, enshrined forevermore here!

Birdstrike posted:

I play my final card. I know the mod has trouble visualising things so I have had to go into some detail to capture the appropriate mood.

It is night.
Infinitum wakes to several loud knocks emanating from his dear mother's bedroom. Worried for her safety, he grabs the katana hanging on his bedroom wall and makes for the ever-louder commotion.

"Mother, O Genki Desu Ka?" he asks as he reaches the door. He reaches for the light switch but stops to see that the room is already softly illuminated by a lamp which has been knocked from its normal bedside position.

Hanzo steel in hand, Infinitum is transfixed with horror to find that the racket is being caused by his mother, now virtually undressed, straining vigorously in the throes of passion against and in tempo with a stoutly built, hairy, square-framed man whose engorged genitals are in contrast to the shapely, nimble fingers caressing them, encouraging the tubby man to further ecstasy. It is soag.

There is nothing Infinitum can summon himself to do but look on as soag uses one of his broad, fat-fingered hands to remove her underwear, Infinitum's mother shakes with pleasure in the process while soag buries his simian face into her chest with a flurry of kisses. If soag is aware of Infinitum's presence he ignores it as he has on the forums, rather now forcing the woman who gave birth to his nemesis onto her back brutishly while separating her legs, while Infinitum's mother urges this ape-man to show her techniques he learned in the opium dens and whorehouses of South-East Asia.

Infinitum's lip quivers, so utterly distraught that he can't hear the approach of the man who set up this rendezvous. Birdstrike is now over Infinitum's right shoulder, peering in to see soag hesitate for a moment as his short, stubby member is in the wrong spot (not that she seems to mind) but now penetrates gently into her inviting folds, her lithe, shapely limbs wrapping around soag's stout tree trunks.

Birdstrike eases the blade out of Infinitum's grasp as soag thrusts his way to pleasure in short, powerful strokes, grunting gutturally as he now places a hand on each pale breast and tries to support his weight, failing to lift his prodigious belly above Infinitum's mother, both naked bodies glistening in a sheen of humid moisture from their ever-increasing exertion. As Infinitum marvels at soag's hirsute back curves down into soag's hirsute buttocks, Birdstrike brings the blade up beneath Infinitum's dishevelled, patchy beard. ##EXECUTE INFINITUM Birdstrike exhorts to nobody in particular as he runs the edge into Infinitum's thick neck, carving through skin and sinew and muscle and artery. In this final act now Birdstrike has freed the players of this wretched game, but the lovers neither notice nor care as hot thick sticky red blood ejaculates from Infinitum's carotid onto the filthy sheets where soag is manfully pressing his hot breath into his lover's mouth and his hot appendage into the pulsating mass of flesh below, both oblivious to the crime which has just been committed in the doorway which pales against their crime of passion.

As he approaches climax now soag suddenly stops. There is a short *brrap* and an even fouler smell fills the room. Infinitum's mother exhorts soag to finish but he ignores her plea and silently turns around, facing the exsanguinated corpse of Infinitum and the demented Birdstrike.

Soag says nothing, but inhales slowly and deeply.

Soag huffs his own fart.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:59

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE

I'm happy my PGO kept me alive, glad I forgot to mention it was 1-shot.

Sorry mith

# ? Jun 3, 2016 12:59

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

I just wanna say

gently caress lurkers forever

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:00

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Like scum played dece and thanks to mods for running, this game had some good moments for all sides

but lurkers go home

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:01

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Birdstrike posted:

I just wanna say

gently caress lurkers forever

Half auspol
Half usa

I think the timezones killed it a bit, but I felt the antilurking rules helped, along with subbing people in, and modkilling the 2 players who dropped off the face of he earth.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:02

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Good game all

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:03

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

drat I was wrong

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:07

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

This was a hell of a game to read. It's worth looking over the mod doc to see the full details of all the roles, they're nuts.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:08

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Asphyxious posted:

Good game all

Oh I can't stay mad at you :glomp:

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:09

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Handy Dandy Role Overview List

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:18

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

Oh and that D1 kill?

Death Miller

do not use straight deathmillers in the future.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:25

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Otherwise great game lot of fun and I was proud of myself for nailing flerp.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:26

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Full credit to scum, that was solid.

Didn't pick Gaspy until I read the deaddoc. Well played.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:37

Asphyxious: Jun 25, 2012; I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

SKY COQ posted:

Full credit to scum, that was solid.

Didn't pick Gaspy until I read the deaddoc. Well played.

My trick was brainwashing myself so I forgot who my scum team were.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 13:41

Max: Nov 30, 2002

My role was a little mundane, but I thought I did OK. Fun game while it lasted.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:11

HiipFire: Sep 1, 2013; JENNY DEATH LIVES

I'm still salty that I got turboed while I was asleep before getting the opportunity to claim :[

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:15

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Woke up to a victory. Aww yess, aww yes.

:slick:

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:16

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Thanks for the game Infinitum, good game all!

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:36

Truth Quark: Mar 21, 2010; EAT THE DONUTS

I told you revenge would be mine, false gods. :getin:

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:39

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Max posted:

My role was a little mundane, but I thought I did OK. Fun game while it lasted.

If I do another big game like this in the future, I'll try and combine more roles so noone has a 'generic' role.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:42

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

I'm so happy I got janitored as a death miller, because why not add more to the confusion?

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:43

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

Sorry Max. I was hoping I'd explode and take Daniel Jackson with me.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:44

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:

I'm so happy I got janitored as a death miller, because why not add more to the confusion?

They didn't janitor you. That's just how I flip a Death Miller.

I had no idea how you're meant to do it, and if I revealed who you actually were (Kawalsky) anyone who watched the show would know.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:45

Max: Nov 30, 2002

Infinitum posted:

If I do another big game like this in the future, I'll try and combine more roles so noone has a 'generic' role.

I didn't mind, I prefer to play more vanilla roles. I just thought it was funny when I saw what my power was after reading that it was a role-heavy game. It was an easy, auto-pilot role to have.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 14:45

Kashuno: Oct 9, 2012; Where the hell is my SWORD?; Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

They didn't janitor you. That's just how I flip a Death Miller.

I had no idea how you're meant to do it, and if I revealed who you actually were (Kawalsky) anyone who watched the show would know.

You don't reveal who they actually are since flavor is relevant. Fake flavor with it

# ? Jun 3, 2016 15:58

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

im kinda glad i died early because holy poo poo i had no idea what was going on for most of the days prob a bad idea to play w/ a lot of auspol player when u dont understand anything that theyre talking about

# ? Jun 3, 2016 18:06