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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Sloths' bizarre 'toilet habit' recorded in Amazon, Peru

Two-toed sloths have been recorded descending from the trees to feed out of a human toilet.

The extraordinary behaviour, recorded on at least 25 occasions in the Amazon rainforest of Peru, has stumped the biologists who witnessed it.

The sloths either crawl into the latrine to feed from it or scoop out the excrement and waste within.

The feeding habit is even more bizarre as wild sloths are plant eaters not known to feed on animal matter.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8659000/8659239.stm

So it turns out sloths are climbing into toilet holes and eating poop. What the gently caress sloths? That isn't cool and it's gross. No one knows why either. Maybe there is drugs in the poop and the sloths want to get high? What is your theory,

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
sounds like they have pica virus

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
sloths are smuggling cocaine obv

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
This really upset me because I love sloths.

But I'm not sure I love them enough to forgive dumper diving.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

NoFixette
May 16, 2016

by zen death robot
i read confessions of a shopaholic and that book about the single swinger lady that travelled the world that i gave u and said to read but then i also said watch the hollywood movie

then u supposedly got married to a dood u lied to me about ever knowing (before we ever even met irl)which was my biggest rule

and now ur charging me with bullshit when i gave u 20k to do with as u wish (how many girls get that)

u r no little princess anymore etc \

sorry ur dad is a fag or watever but that doesnt prevent u from getting a broken nose or ur bf being a fukin fagg irl even if he has a slightly larger penis or height

also i believe manyak is better 4 u than chump any day of the week and ive knownboth for a long time

gently caress you dumb bitch

NoFixette
May 16, 2016

by zen death robot

Wowbagger2004 posted:

This really upset me because I love sloths.

But I'm not sure I love them enough to forgive dumper diving.

i love how im AMERICAS #1 SJW EVIL PERSON on tribalwar.com/forums trump forums

and run cops off the forum for advertising their gun collection

and do all this minority rights real debate and discussion poo poo

but over here

where a sperg wannabe HA (or actually farmers gang loser) like chinasperg and chump

can wddp.org it up all to hell

and because of little prince syndrome being defacto in our Death of the Liberal class by chris hedges NA society

i am the worst criminal offender to this hivemind

lel k lets go it will be a gg no matter what

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
25 times!? taking a trip to the toilet and eating poop is a pretty significant time investment for a sloth. Some scientist dude has seen like a hundred hours of sloths going to town on some watery jungle shits. Jealous

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

dad gay. so what posted:

sounds like they have pica virus

:golfclap:

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
I want to poo poo into a sloth.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Bundle of Keys posted:

I want to poo poo into a sloth.

apparently they want that too

NoFixette
May 16, 2016

by zen death robot

ya dumb bitch dats me and my cappybara horde is coming to mind gently caress u again and again

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I enjoyed the sloth humor in zootopia. A+ slothing.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Doesn't news imply something new? This is more like important facts about sloths.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

NoFixette posted:

i love how im AMERICAS #1 SJW EVIL PERSON on tribalwar.com/forums trump forums

and run cops off the forum for advertising their gun collection

and do all this minority rights real debate and discussion poo poo

but over here

where a sperg wannabe HA (or actually farmers gang loser) like chinasperg and chump

can wddp.org it up all to hell

and because of little prince syndrome being defacto in our Death of the Liberal class by chris hedges NA society

i am the worst criminal offender to this hivemind

lel k lets go it will be a gg no matter what

Go on

NoFixette
May 16, 2016

by zen death robot

this was a good thread but it was probably before ur time

two police officers and 1 convicted pedophile all quit the internet from this thread tho i am proud

http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=367812

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

all praise the worm god

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

That sloth is smoother than most goons.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

NoFixette posted:

i love how im AMERICAS #1 SJW EVIL PERSON on tribalwar.com/forums trump forums

and run cops off the forum for advertising their gun collection

and do all this minority rights real debate and discussion poo poo

but over here

where a sperg wannabe HA (or actually farmers gang loser) like chinasperg and chump

can wddp.org it up all to hell

and because of little prince syndrome being defacto in our Death of the Liberal class by chris hedges NA society

i am the worst criminal offender to this hivemind

lel k lets go it will be a gg no matter what

I bet a sloth would get so high from this dudes schizoid poop

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

some sloths are green







Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
Because algae grows on them, just like me!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Wowbagger2004 posted:

Because algae grows on them, just like me!

i miss my algae. everyone always talks up showering but they never discuss the downsides

NoFixette
May 16, 2016

by zen death robot
some sloths belong on a beach

OP and i started a twitter/alt lit uninion about this with consenting ryersonian/new school NO PANTIES FOREVER IN FRESHMAN CLASS teachers assistants

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

NoFixette posted:

some sloths belong on a beach

this the craziest poo poo you have ever said

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Sloths are like dumbass retard tree anteaters or monkeys with autism.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

KiteAuraan posted:

Sloths are like dumbass retard tree anteaters or monkeys with autism.

sloths are anime of the forest

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i'm sloth

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

sloths are anime of the forest

I knew I liked them for a reason

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I would be much more disappointed if there wasn't a sloth out there yearning for my poo.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
If you have a sloth remember to close the toilets, else you'll have poo water everywhere.

This has been your psa of the day.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

i was going to post a gif of that overly dramatic sloth hanging onto a stair railing

if you can imagine i did it would really help me out

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


donkey salami posted:

i was going to post a gif of that overly dramatic sloth hanging onto a stair railing

if you can imagine i did it would really help me out

i can't conceive of it, sorry friend!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
hmm i wonder.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

MiracleWhale posted:

i can't conceive of it, sorry friend!

http://rebrn.com/re/sloth-really-wants-guy-to-gently caress-off-2549794/

this is the best i can do

you have broken me but i will rebuild

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


donkey salami posted:

http://rebrn.com/re/sloth-really-wants-guy-to-gently caress-off-2549794/

this is the best i can do

you have broken me but i will rebuild

#relateable

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I learned from 'The Magician King' that sloths have a species of moth that live on them exclusively.

Also they will help you build a slide so you can go visit the underworld.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

breaking news about sloths: they slow af

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


TOOT BOOT posted:

breaking news about sloths: they slow af

that's just special effects

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