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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


JiveHonky posted:

my fight was caught on video as well. not proud of this. thats me in the yellow shirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZRriEcU-Fc

u are serious about ur burgs

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
When the one guy was coming at you, you should've ducked low with an upright posture, positioned your hands to intercept, and lifted with your legs to guide the assailant over and past you, effectively throwing him to the ground behind you with his own momentum, OP.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I would have fought to the death over the burger

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
When someone goes to punch me, I punch their fist with my own fist. My daily training slapping my hand into a bowl of iron beads has strengthened my finger bones and my girl has an iron rear end now too

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAkHuO65ERQ

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

I'm a man - I don't fight unless we're fuckin' up rodeo clowns at honky-tonk south of the Mason-Dixon.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




This is my poo poo. Keep it coming, thread.
:munch:

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

The Bananana posted:

This is my poo poo. Keep it coming, thread.
:munch:

Years later, this is still the baddest one-on-one in public I've seen.

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Houston, fat and n. No more explanation needed!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TEAH SYAG posted:

Houston, fat and n. No more explanation needed!

could you elaborate when "n" is plz thansk.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

not pictured: charging T-Rex

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Chinatown posted:

could you elaborate when "n" is plz thansk.

"n"is for nice, I believe.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


one of my favorite street fights of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8OkAMGkzmo

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

one of my favorite street fights of all time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8OkAMGkzmo

good fight

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Either that black dude is a sissy or that fat chick could become an MMA champion.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Idk, the car was fighting kinda dirty

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Nice fight OP. I liked the part where you got booped right on your fat nose.

Some feedback. Everyone in that fight is weak as gently caress.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Lesbian Bed Death posted:

Years later, this is still the baddest one-on-one in public I've seen.

This counts as 1st degree assault, both got arrested and are certainly hosed for the rest of their lives. You can't find work with that on your record.

loving morons don't know how to lure their victims to where noone can hear them scream. Dumb millennials.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Dave_Indeed posted:

This counts as 1st degree assault, both got arrested and are certainly hosed for the rest of their lives. You can't find work with that on your record.

loving morons don't know how to lure their victims to where noone can hear them scream. Dumb millennials.

O the folly of youth

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



best part is the police pulling up with just enough time to scrape him from the sidewalk

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Don't pick fights with busses,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEiN7zaoA2Q&feature=youtu.be

:nws: :nms:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Where's Nooner? he needs to come in here and say something glib like, "guess he'll never bet he head of a major coprpration"or something

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I had a little altercation I'm not proud of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5BtEYHtaA

can't believe I stepped out without applying glitter first

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Champenema posted:

I had a little altercation I'm not proud of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr5BtEYHtaA

can't believe I stepped out without applying glitter first

the best part is the guy at the end. "we can do round 2"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

EAT FRESH!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
dont ever fight anyone without shouting worldstar hiphop

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

rear end cobra posted:

dont ever fight anyone without shouting worldstar hiphop

You can't shout it yourself; A camera man or bystander has to say it.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

gat dang

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You can't shout it yourself; A camera man or bystander has to say it.

Legally, yeah, falun is right

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

I like how we :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: :nws: in threads about white girl butts and threads about worldstar hiphop fight videos.

The guy that clicks that thread title at work. That guy should lose his job.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:

Have you ever been in a street fight before? I was just in one the other day and now, in refection, I'm feeling a little traumatized. Fortunately, my experience was caught on video. How should I have handled this situation? How have you handled your street fights?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4gFmw4V1Ow

In case your wondering, I'm the girl.

It's a good video for many reasons but the best part is that the camera operator switches to landscape mode halfway through

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

I dress up like a power ranger, then start buttfucking you and I yell karate like, "AIYAH! AIYAH! AIYAH! AAAUUUGGHH!!" when cream pie'ing that fat poo poo pit.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Which power ranger?

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Why are humans so naturally bad at fighting?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hmm....


I hate to be "that guy", but who do y'all think would win in a fight between a fit, well trained martial arts dude, and like... a chimp plucked out of the jingle?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


THE DOG HOUSE posted:

imagine stuffin that every night

Dude you would run out of money in no time!

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The Bananana posted:

Which power ranger?

The fuckin' Magenta Ranger, brother.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Dude you would run out of money in no time!

lol

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

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